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That Akward Moment when a DJ plays Tonto Dikeh song in a Burial Ceremony...and the corpse wakes up to change d track! |
All of u should join a straight cycle and stop standing in front of my back Lol |
Men are generous than women |
Lawyer: What was the first thing ur husband said 2 u when he woke that morning? Witness: He said, Where am i Cate? Lawyer: And why did that upset u? Witness: My name is Susan. |
Wife: honey i saw u last night in my dream buying me clothes, golds and jewelry Husband: yes my dear, i also saw in my dream last night when ur father was paying the bill. |
A king of a village was interview by a journalist and he ask, Sir as the ruler of this community, what are your plans for your people? Na dey king provoke oh! Na me u dey call ruler? Ur papa na pencil, ur mama na eraser and u self na sharpener idiot. Peace. |
U try, e ₪☺ easy Jor |
Am a f*cking gangster rapper, u must like me nigger. Peace
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