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Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by slimkid1(m): 3:05pm On Dec 27, 2014
hi evrybody in d room,seeing me here no be danger dey loom,apart 4rm boko relax notin dey boom,no shit no Bleep i really love ur troops,forward ever backward never 2 dis group,lets kip dancing 2 d good tune,am slimkid nice n good m nt kinda crooks,i eat em up m nt a flu,u feel my flows jez say uhm,m really an hot sauce m nt a fluke...
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by slimkid1(m): 3:02pm On Dec 27, 2014
hi evrybody in d room,seeing me here no be danger dey loom,apart 4rm boko relax notin dey boom,no shit no Bleep i really love ur troops,forward ever backward never 2 dis group,lets kip dancing 2 d good tune,am slimkid nice n good m nt kinda crooks,i eat em up m nt a flu,u feel my flows jez say uhm,m really an hot sauce m nt a fluke...
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by slimkid1(m): 2:30pm On Dec 27, 2014
hi evrybody in d room,seeing me here no be danger dey loom,apart 4rm boko relax notin dey boom,no shit no Bleep i really love ur troops,forward ever backward never 2 dis group,lets kip dancing 2 d good tune
Jokes Etc / Re: Top 15 Signs To Know God Is Punishing You.... LOL by slimkid1(m): 12:37pm On Dec 27, 2014
superneutral:
15 if you have worked in a company for 10 years
without promotion.
14 when you fail math and English in waec.
13 If a Goat sexually excites you.
12 if your car spends more time at † ђξ mechanic
than † ђξ road.
11 If you are an arsenal Fan.
10 when you are posted to Maiduguri or Kano for
NYSC.
9 you are a hidden Christian in † ђξ mist of boko
haram and you phone
starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT
HALLELUYA"
8 when u mistake a super glue for cream during
Masturbation
7 Even after photoshoping you still look damn ugly
6 when u vomit pounded yam and egusi in church
during a 3 days
fasting and prayer service.
5 if you are 30 and you still live in your parents
house
4 when u rape a military man's only child.
3 when a Rat eat your name out of all your original
documents
2 when your only child join † ђξ Nigerian police
force
1 when you get stucked in an elevator with a boko
aram suicide bomber. Lol
when witch chase u 4rm ur hometown @ ota,u come travel come ib,imediately u drop @ iwo road masquerade dey chase u,
Jokes Etc / Re: Top 15 Signs To Know God Is Punishing You.... LOL by slimkid1(m): 1:33pm On Dec 26, 2014
superneutral:
15 if you have worked in a company for 10 years
without promotion.
14 when you fail math and English in waec.
13 If a Goat sexually excites you.
12 if your car spends more time at † ђξ mechanic
than † ђξ road.
11 If you are an arsenal Fan.
10 when you are posted to Maiduguri or Kano for
NYSC.
9 you are a hidden Christian in † ђξ mist of boko
haram and you phone
starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT
HALLELUYA"
8 when u mistake a super glue for cream during
Masturbation
7 Even after photoshoping you still look damn ugly
6 when u vomit pounded yam and egusi in church
during a 3 days
fasting and prayer service.
5 if you are 30 and you still live in your parents
house
4 when u rape a military man's only child.
3 when a Rat eat your name out of all your original
documents
2 when your only child join † ђξ Nigerian police
force
1 when you get stucked in an elevator with a boko
aram suicide bomber. Lol
n dunno y ppl like disrespecting gunners buh m sure u b chelsea fan,na craze u dey talk
Education / Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by slimkid1(m): 5:02am On Dec 24, 2014
anyone wif d requirement 4 civil eng department shud pls help paste d list
Education / Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by slimkid1(m): 4:58am On Dec 24, 2014
joshkid joshkid...ow ayu
Education / Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by slimkid1(m): 12:34pm On Oct 29, 2014
thank so much m really so greatful
Education / Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by slimkid1(m): 12:16pm On Oct 29, 2014
pls I need u to help me on how to do change of institution,have already been given admission but I did not choose polyib in jamb i only register for their p utme and I got 70 in CBT 53.5% and I choose civil engineering pls advise me on what to do cos have already pay the acceptance hope my admission wouldn't be forfeited or can I still do change of institution

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