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EducationRe: Please Has LASU Release Their Second Choice Admission Form? by slimmjohn(m): 5:41pm On Oct 27, 2016
The portal has now been opened for second round admission screening registration.Just follow this link https://www.screening.lasu.edu.ng
EducationRe: Please Has LASU Release Their Second Choice Admission Form? by slimmjohn(m): 9:55am On Oct 27, 2016
zaragal:
me too am curious and confused. heard its out but not on thier website
You need not to be confused because the portal has not been opened yet so calm down.Please can you add me to any LASU group chat??
EducationRe: Please Has LASU Release Their Second Choice Admission Form? by slimmjohn(m): 9:53am On Oct 27, 2016
donzilaro:
Plz i want to No if Lasu has Released their Admission form for second choice
It is out but the portal is not accessible yet so let's exercise more patience.
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by slimmjohn(m): 11:33am On Oct 26, 2016
tongue
nahpstar:
it can only be waec+waec GCE, neco+neco GCE..... not waec+neco or waec+nabteb.
cheesy
nahpstar:
it can only be waec+waec GCE, neco+neco GCE..... not waec+neco or waec+nabteb.
Hmmmm,agent of confusion..#FIRE!
EducationRe: LASU Merit Admission List 2016/2017 Released by slimmjohn(m): 11:26am On Oct 26, 2016
profmsboi:
Hafa?...
The number no complete
Oooops! 08188974303...na recession cause am ooh grin
profmsboi:
Hafa?...
The number no complete
Oooops! 08188974303...na recession cause am ooh
EducationRe: LASU Merit Admission List 2016/2017 Released by slimmjohn(m): 6:31am On Oct 25, 2016
profmsboi:
Weting OAU dey wait for na?
Hey Boss,i'm also an OAU aspirant,i'd like to natter with you on whatsapp @0818894303
EducationRe: LASU Merit Admission List 2016/2017 Released by slimmjohn(m): 3:03pm On Oct 24, 2016
heryeendey:
make dus confused sch sel sec choice form na
It should be out this week.
EducationRe: LASU Merit Admission List 2016/2017 Released by slimmjohn(m): 11:30am On Oct 24, 2016
cheesy Congratulation to the admitted ones...#TEAM2NDCHOICE.
RomanceRe: Ladies: Would U Like To Marry A Guy Who Is Still A Virgin? by slimmjohn(m): 6:50pm On Oct 22, 2016
imperialQueen:
i am seriously serious baby
grin
imperialQueen:
i am seriously serious baby
lol you try na!
RomanceRe: Ladies: Would U Like To Marry A Guy Who Is Still A Virgin? by slimmjohn(m): 8:12pm On Oct 21, 2016
sad
imperialQueen:
hmmmmm....

*No oooh*





#goodgirlgonebad#
shocked
imperialQueen:
hmmmmm....

*No oooh*





#goodgirlgonebad#
Hmmmm Like seriously?
RomanceRe: Waw, Stupidgoat Is D Hottest Nairalander by slimmjohn(m): 4:01pm On Oct 19, 2016
wink
StupidGoat:
am not knows him
Lmao!,how many leaves you don chop today? tongue
StupidGoat:
am not knows him
Lmao!,how many leaves you don chop today?
RomanceRe: Waw, Stupidgoat Is D Hottest Nairalander by slimmjohn(m): 3:56pm On Oct 19, 2016
lipsrsealed
StupidGoat:
bus ram is stupid mur dan goats
undecided
StupidGoat:
bus ram is stupid mur dan goats
Stupiddog nko??
RomanceRe: Waw, Stupidgoat Is D Hottest Nairalander by slimmjohn(m): 3:44pm On Oct 19, 2016
grin cheesy
StupidGoat:
hi bus is stupidgoat nort stupigoal burt tenx bus am gretfuul
grin
StupidGoat:
hi bus is stupidgoat nort stupigoal burt tenx bus am gretfuul
I have modified it bus.But don't you think Stupidram is more better than stupidgoathuh
RomanceRe: Waw, Stupidgoat Is D Hottest Nairalander by slimmjohn(m): 3:33pm On Oct 19, 2016
grin shocked cheesy hmmm NL,a social media where the craziest,intellect and funniest people are dominant!...#i hail o egbon #stupidgoat!#what a crazy moniker!
EducationRe: EFCC Arrests Adebiyi Daramola FUTA VC And Bursar, Oresegun by slimmjohn(m): 9:58pm On Oct 05, 2016
sad huh I was one of the aspirants of FUTA last year and i can attest to the rate at which this man extorts fund from aspirants annually.We were made to pay for post utme,change of course and even another post utme for newly approved departments,having met all the admission requirements yet we were not offered an admission.I'm talking about an institution where the sacrifice of merit for nepotism is extremely high.May he never free from the case! cool I was one of the aspirants of FUTA last year and i can attest to the rate at which this man extorts fund from aspirants annually.We were made to pay for post utme,change of course and even another post utme for newly approved departments,having met all the admission requirements yet we were not offered an admission.I'm talking about an institution where the sacrifice of merit for nepotism is extremely high.May he never free from the case!
EducationRe: A New Element Has Been Added To The Periodic Table by slimmjohn(m): 11:39am On Oct 01, 2016
cheesy grin grin grin grin What a great sense of humour!
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by slimmjohn(m): 3:11pm On Sep 24, 2016
YhungPablo:
biko use biology since its comp. science. and dsts wat I used.
All right bro,can we talk better on whatsapphuh? Here's my contact 08188974303
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by slimmjohn(m): 10:10pm On Sep 23, 2016
:-|
YhungPablo:
guy.. dnt try biolo. biology ooop
please,i don't get you,did you mean i shouldn't use biology? undecided
YhungPablo:
guy.. dnt try biolo. biology ooop
please,i don't get you,did you mean i shouldn't use biology?
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by slimmjohn(m): 6:56pm On Sep 23, 2016
YhungPablo:
what happen to biology. .. abi economics resemble science subject?
I'm considering the grades i have in economics and biology,or can i replace Biology with agric. Science?
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by slimmjohn(m): 6:54pm On Sep 23, 2016
I'm considering the grades i have in Economics and biology,or can i replace biology with Agric. Science?
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Lasu Admission Process Thread by slimmjohn(m): 5:33pm On Sep 23, 2016
Urgent reply please!.Can i add economics to math,eng,chem and phy o'level subjects for COMPUTER SCIENCE??
FoodRe: The Crocodile My Mechanic Killed And Ate This Morning by slimmjohn(m): 7:03pm On Sep 02, 2016
Chooi! Operation crocodile soup..
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Obafemi Awolowo University Aspirant by slimmjohn(m): 11:36am On Jul 19, 2016
Please help,it doesn't show the o'level requirements for my 2nd choice course but it tells me that 'congratulation o'level requirement met'.What could have went wrong?
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Obafemi Awolowo University Aspirant by slimmjohn(m): 2:10pm On Jul 18, 2016
Please,what is the correct Utme subject combination for Geology in OAU?
EducationRe: 2016/2017 Obafemi Awolowo University Aspirant by slimmjohn(m): 8:47am On Jul 16, 2016
Please can i scan Waec and neco certificates instead of print out??
EducationRe: Correction: Clarifying The Content Of The New JAMB Modalities For Admission by slimmjohn(m): 4:45pm On Jul 04, 2016
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Elxandre:
I've come to a conclusion that many Nigerians have a learning disability.

That point system model was specifically mentioned in the document as Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida university Lapai's model.

Theirs and university of Abuja's model was sampled to show how schools that traditionally do not conduct post utme managed their admission processes.

JAMB then stated clearly that the model wasn't beneficial because it puts candidates with weaker WAEC grades and awaiting results at a disadvantage.

JAMB then prescribed that students would be offered provisional admission, after which they may proceed for verification of their O'level and A'level certificates at their various institutions of admission.

This infers that Olevel would not be used as a determinant for admission, but most likely only JAMB results.

I knew this shocking platform for gross misinformation would come up.

If a learned person can't read, process and understand a simple 33 page document, what modicum of quality or intelligence is present in such person?

This is pathetic!
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Elxandre:
I've come to a conclusion that many Nigerians have a learning disability.

That point system model was specifically mentioned in the document as Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida university Lapai's model.

Theirs and university of Abuja's model was sampled to show how schools that traditionally do not conduct post utme managed their admission processes.

JAMB then stated clearly that the model wasn't beneficial because it puts candidates with weaker WAEC grades and awaiting results at a disadvantage.

JAMB then prescribed that students would be offered provisional admission, after which they may proceed for verification of their O'level and A'level certificates at their various institutions of admission.

This infers that Olevel would not be used as a determinant for admission, but most likely only JAMB results.

I knew this shocking platform for gross misinformation would come up.

If a learned person can't read, process and understand a simple 33 page document, what modicum of quality or intelligence is present in such person?

This is pathetic!
Elxandre:
I've come to a conclusion that many Nigerians have a learning disability.

That point system model was specifically mentioned in the document as Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida university Lapai's model.

Theirs and university of Abuja's model was sampled to show how schools that traditionally do not conduct post utme managed their admission processes.

JAMB then stated clearly that the model wasn't beneficial because it puts candidates with weaker WAEC grades and awaiting results at a disadvantage.

JAMB then prescribed that students would be offered provisional admission, after which they may proceed for verification of their O'level and A'level certificates at their various institutions of admission.

This infers that Olevel would not be used as a determinant for admission, but most likely only JAMB results.

I knew this shocking platform for gross misinformation would come up.

If a learned person can't read, process and understand a simple 33 page document, what modicum of quality or intelligence is present in such person?

This is pathetic!
I sight you My prof! #thumbs up!
RomanceRe: My Sexcapades In College by slimmjohn(m): 7:36pm On Jun 11, 2016
Hmmmm i'm enjoying this story... :DHmmmm i'm enjoying this story...

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