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FamilyRe: He Wrote 3-Page Exam Before He Was Allowed To Marry Her by Slydan204: 7:47pm On May 25, 2025
Three page exam my foot. Linus Mbah
CrimeRe: Pregnant Nigerian Woman Brutally Murdered By Unknown Assailants In Her Home by Slydan204: 4:52pm On Apr 08, 2025
And the killings continue. Which way Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Happy 73rd Birthday To President Tinubu by Slydan204: 8:41am On Mar 29, 2025
Happy 83rd bday sir
NYSCRe: Corp Member Shows Off His First Meal After Receiving N77K Allowance (Video) by Slydan204: 10:34pm On Mar 27, 2025
Enjoy it while it lasts. But please, don't forget the labour market will be waiting when u are done. 9ja no be anybody mate fa
EducationRe: Two Teachers Fight Dirty In The Staffroom In Delta State (Photos) by Slydan204: 2:40pm On Mar 06, 2025
Under civil service rules, that is gross misconduct. Self control is very important esp in a work environment. Na who chop better dey get power to fight. All in all, it is embarrassing to engage in fisticuffs as role models
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have You Ever Rejected A Job Offer? If Yes, Why? by Slydan204: 4:21pm On Feb 17, 2025
Mine was in 2009. I got a job at a private school to teach both primary 4 and 5 on 5k salary. Well, as expected, I took a long walk and never went back to anything private school to job hunt again. Thank God
CrimeRe: Please Release My Son, Timilehin Ajayi’s Father Begs FG by Slydan204: 6:58pm On Jan 21, 2025
For me it's the audacity. What nonsense.
Foreign AffairsRe: Congo Executes 102 'urban Bandits' With 70 More Set To Be Killed by Slydan204: 6:21pm On Jan 14, 2025
Fiscus105:
But here in Zoo, they would bath them with warm water, Cook good food for them, Carry them to Palace to meet President/Governor, give them Pocket Money and ask them to go back to the society in peace.

Why won't be surge in criminals activities!
While someone who stole chicken will be in prison for dunky years without appearing in court.
CrimeRe: 29-Year-Old Groom Poisoned By 14-Year-Old Bride In Jigawa by Slydan204: 10:59am On Jan 07, 2025
Courted her for two years and married her at fourteen. Okay. RIP to the death
PoliticsRe: Senate Moves To Ban Foreign Currencies In Nigeria by Slydan204: 7:58pm On Dec 17, 2024
Scam!!!
PoliticsRe: Macron's Picture With Wike: Only God Knows What's Running Through Macron's Mind by Slydan204: 5:25pm On Dec 02, 2024
Probably thinking, who is this cray man with this weird voice
RomanceRe: Do People Pay Their Girl Friend Monthly???? by Slydan204: 10:10am On Dec 01, 2024
Toto Maintenance Allowance (TMA). Hmm, what do I even know sef
CelebritiesRe: Jumoke Orisaguna: My Manager Duped Me; My Husband Beat Me by Slydan204: 10:25pm On Nov 24, 2024
Shit happens. Y did u wait this long 2 speak out. My advice...d door of opportunities seldom knock twice
RomanceRe: What Kind Of Yansh Is This? (graphic Pics) by Slydan204: 8:27am On Nov 19, 2024
It is a verywickednyash
FamilyRe: People Are Very Wicked To Their Fellow Human Beings by Slydan204: 7:00am On Nov 13, 2024
U shouldn't really blame d contribution collector. Since ur wife collected without any hassle, she probably wasn't expecting difficulties from her irrespective of it condition. Another person too has to be paid. I feel ur pain sir but God will surely replinish what u lost hundred fold
EducationRe: PhD Student Could Not Write His Name Properly – National Teachers DG by Slydan204: 8:48am On Nov 12, 2024
See who dey talk. What kinda students do u produce urself?
RomanceRe: 30-Year-Old Lady Laments Being Single, Says Men She Loves Aren’t Ready To Settle by Slydan204: 6:38pm On Nov 09, 2024
Just know this, nobody will want to buy the cow if they can get the milk for free
RomanceRe: What Can I Do To This Gossiping Neighbor? by Slydan204: 3:50pm On Oct 23, 2024
Say nothing bro. I hv heard my neighbors' wives saying shit about me and others around. I said nothing and would continue to say nothing. Just changed attitude towards them because I know am better than they are hence their cho cho cho. Silence is golden
SportsRe: Pictures Of Igbogbo Stadium Under Construction In Ikorodu by Slydan204: 10:13am On Oct 22, 2024
Hmm. I won't even engage u cos it's very apparent u that u ar d 1 suffering 4rm kwashiorkor of attitude. Tuah

Kwashiokor and malnutrition has altered this one's ability to perceive things.[/quote]
SportsRe: Pictures Of Igbogbo Stadium Under Construction In Ikorodu by Slydan204: 6:36pm On Oct 21, 2024
Nice one. Abeg person fit get veggies there? Reminds me of Iya T-pain garden...lol
CelebritiesRe: I Could Give Out $1 Million But I Don’t Like Y’all” – Burna Boy by Slydan204: 4:15pm On Oct 21, 2024
That one concern you. I go dey Hussle my own dey go. Vanity upon vanity eh
PoliticsRe: No Food For Lazy Man — Remi Tinubu Urges Nigerians To Work Hard by Slydan204: 10:13pm On Oct 10, 2024
Na wah woh. See as we dey receive insults 4rm ds pipu. Adding salt to injury...okay. God dey sha
TravelRe: Turkish Airlines Plane Make Emergency Landing In New York As Pilot Dies Mid-air by Slydan204: 3:45pm On Oct 10, 2024
Hmm. RIP to d pilot nd congratulations 2 those on board 4 safe landing. I no wan talk bad thing about pilot wey dey fly Tpain. But y something no go happen 2 somebody mid-air as e dey fly d man? Sorry na suffer dey carry my mind go dia
HealthRe: 5 Die, Scores Hospitalised After Eating ‘love Feast’ In Oyo Church by Slydan204: 3:06pm On Sep 29, 2024
Hmm...do we call this last supper? RIP 2 d deceased n quick recovery 2 d hopitalized
HealthRe: Four Drugs Abused By Nigerians That Kill Silently by Slydan204: 9:54pm On Sep 20, 2024
After 5 as well
popo1494:
Good write up…..I guess ALABUKUN abuse belongs too
CelebritiesRe: Patoranking’s Sister & Husband Killed By Gas Explosion Caused By Thunder by Slydan204: 9:04pm On Sep 12, 2024
Wow...Amadioha PA. I hail u. Lol



Village people were probably upset with their house warming so they sent thunder.
But since I was born, till now I have gotten young, I have never heard that thunder kills. Well, lightning does.

And I only know of two instances where people got struck by it.

The first was a couple who were electrocuted to death by lightning while making love on a metal bed in a house with faulty earth insulations.

The second instance was a lady who was struck by lightning while making up by the window during a rainstorm. The cadmium and lead in her brown powder conducted electricity from the lightning and left her with third degree burns.

She was lucky to survive, but suffers from Alopecia and can not grow any hair in her armpits or pubic region till this day because of it.

We must learn to take care of our lives and not take lots of things for granted so we don't end up blaming village people for everything.

Use qualified professionals when building your house.

It is penny-wise, pound-foolish to use Kazeem the auto electrician to wire your house because his price is cheaper.
Because Kazeem the auto electrician will still fight for extra plates of food during the funeral that his quack wiring caused.[/quote]
CrimeRe: Police Arrest 23-Year-Old Man For Alleged Abduction, Murder Of Neighbour’s Child by Slydan204: 9:26am On Aug 16, 2024
See wicked eye. Do to him what he did the child...pichikom
PoliticsRe: Protesters Who Invaded Kano Court Carted Away Ganduje’s Corruption Trial Papers by Slydan204: 4:48pm On Aug 14, 2024
So na only 1 copy dey?
TravelRe: Why I Tore My Husband's Passport At The Airport - Woman (Video) by Slydan204: 12:40pm On Aug 12, 2024
Just stop. U f**ked up majorly. Tearing an international passport is d same as tearing glhis certs. Shikenan
FoodRe: Fishermen Catch And Butcher Manatee In Odi, Bayelsa (Photos) by Slydan204: 10:53am On Jul 20, 2024
Na Mami water e remain those manchis to butcher
RomanceRe: Lady Carries Her Drunk Boyfriend On Her Shoulder Like A Feather (photos, Video) by Slydan204: 8:27am On Jul 13, 2024
Omo, d day my woman carry me like ds ehn....I wl lun away
TravelRe: Lagos to Punish Persons Caught Disposing Trash Into Flood Water by Slydan204: 4:10pm On Jul 03, 2024
Hmmm. So person go just decide carry used pampers, pads nd wt not dispose 4 street just like that. Na wah woh. Abeg mk dm find dm serve dm beta justice

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