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Daddy Freeze,resist the urge to shalaye,you nor hear

Champneys:
I hope you get the next thing to Covid-19 and when you do, spread it only to the people in your compound!
Oloshi onijekuje jatijati

I hope you wake up dead

Collinsanele:
All these people forming have not lived in the village before.

That thing (it's locally called rabbit) can dig hole for Africa.
Back then, we either use smoke to get it out of its endless hole, or we dig it out. If you take a good look at its hole, you would discover palm kernels that it stored.
And yes, it's delicious �

Man,you are a real G,you got it bro,leave those ones to be forming ajebo that they aren't

kevwemike:
bros u are a wicked man u just dey make me dey swallow saliva

Bros,I keep ur own o,u na my paddy na

lucky4west:
wow juicy meat...eluor or ofiotor no shaking....enjoy bro

Correct bro,oil dey ur head

Righteousness89:
My Sister! You are Welcome..

This is what we live for!

As long as you are sincere, there is Joy in Heaven Over One Sinner that Repents than Ninety-nine others that need to Repentance...

With the Exception of the Sin of blasphemy against the Holyghost, there is no sin that the blood of JESUS Christ cannot Cleanse..

As long as there is Life, there is no sin to big to be forgiven....

This is the single Reason JESUS died on the cross..

Sister Mahida, I rejoice with you, and I pray your Salvation is Real and Permanent..

Thank you JESUS!

She is not welcome anything,she just wanna trend again,e don tey we hear of her,nobody wants to see her smelly ass anymore,this is her new way of trending

meobizy:
Superman, Iron Man or Wolverine will do a better job. This guy is too slow.

Lol...your head dey there

doggedfighter:
Seems people are now competing on who will eat the weirdest animals.

Leaving me wondering if we're in a war situation where people eat almost anything to survive.
Op, is openly celebrating and eating rats with heaps of Santana while joyfully and gleefully uploading pictures.

And even giving the rats names to reassure his stomach. What a name ! Rabbit Offionto

Hopefully this pandemic will soon be over so sanity and normalcy will return.

For no one can predict the kind of things some will eat if it lingers.

Let me enlighten you a little,ofionto is the Benin name for rabbit,and this animal is not weird at all in the south, everyone eats it

Goldenboy10:
This is how china discovered covid 19. Eating rubbish.

My guy,the rubbish sweet gan,na 1500 for one for market times 4, calculate am

BarristerAlarig:
Ofiotor!! My Bini brother, this oversabis above me dy eat cockroach but are acting all posh.

Please, kindly send Me your house address so I can join the feast.

I tire my real guy,leave Dem make dem dey form nonsense,both who nor get money to buy fish dey say yuck,correct bro,u b real g,I go wire u my address

DaddyMorenike:
Wetin make me laugh Na say you use beautyplus filter (photoediting app) for rat picture.

Oga,I nor edit am,na screenshot,na so my media app be,ABA!!! I nor dey senseless na

Final outcome
Lala food is ready

Their hidden den

We dey prepare for their slaughter

yanabasee1:
Those are rats na....

Na you call am rat,wait till you see the wonders they do in the pot.. yummy

doggedfighter:
No pictures?

Pictures dey come,stay tuned

This lockdown has been hard on almost everyone, any money you use for foodstuff, your pocket go feel am.

Apparently, this family of five have been staying at one corner in my compound without paying rent.

Some guys came today to fix the mosquito nets on the windows when they spotted the den of these animals.

Na so we descend on their den with water,we eventually caught four,one remaining inside, their Papa I guess,that guy stubborn gan,upon all the water,e nor come out,no wahala, he should be there, I have collected my rent in kind.

They call it African Giant Rat, We call it Rabbit
Ofiontor.

Yet you don't wear facemasks

Omashola sha,woman wrapper

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Just imagine football without human spectators
Dolls every where

Just imagine My Messi go score na dolls go dey follow celebrate! Never. We better play the game without any dolls as spectators

Anyway na this kind thing na im fit gaynaldo, divenaldo and penaldo
Overrated Moda fuckker

The most foolish quote ever made on nairaland,I first they doubt your intelligence, I nor doubt again

paulolee:
we don hear...dts not our problem because they are both footballers and football aint played on I.G..incase u dnt kno messi jus joined recently and i hear some group of barca media team do control that page...call me when cr7 wins the next ucl, golden boot, any football trophies or awards and most especially the ballon d or because dts what they are both known for...last week its the first billionaire award and now its Instagram award, maybe next week would be twitter award and it would keep me thinking if cr7 is still a footballer or now a bussinessman that the media are now rating him based on business perspective bt i know for his fans, anything that would make it sound that he is better than messi is welcom...football would still resume, let him keep winning these awards and messi keeps winning on the pitch and we would see which of them uefa would rate to give next ballon d or...congrats cr7

Olodo

Although his death was a tragedy but also a blessing in disguise,the world has finally woken up to Racism,his family will never lack money of well managed, although they will forever miss him

DammyLucy:
So we should fry okro

I first dey suspect you say na so you take dey prepare okro

He’s great in everything,even his red card record is posted in Gold in the history book #the_GOAT

After enough Hennessy and Ganja,my realest guy nor see staircase again
Get better soon baba

wany:
you were naive and stupid (stupid) slow at thinking. Your friend friend wanted to see you downstairs at the bar,and suddenly he appeared by his room door and you entered. Though rape is bad.but girls really need to be smarter.

Most sensible quote on rape that I have heard from a female.
Don’t worry,Uwa’s rapist will be caught soon

obiekunie2:
the thing with very poor people is - they always believe any body they dont know in person is as poor as they are.

Eyaaa,e pain you

obiekunie2:
this ahmed musa!

i so suspect this guy to be northern born yoruba muslim.

there are soooo many of them in the north that has worked so hard to deny their yoruba identity.

See wetin lack of money Dey do person brain?
Just imagine say Ahmed Musa go fit spill this kind rubbish for public forum.E nor go fit na,money yakpa,so...sense yakpa
My brother make money o so that brain go Dey function well

Wetin OBO money nor fit do,Adeleke money do am eh
Bless me with this money baba

orisa37:
FATHER FORGIVE THE RAPISTS FOR THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE DONE.IJN AMEN AMEN AMEN.

You need deliverance

I believe this same beat has been used by many upcoming artists but you did not report them,tekashi don use am now,the music don blow,u report am to YouTube,inside there,na only the video them delete,them nor delete the music nor the money and fame wey the music don give tekashi,while the producer nor get shigban, what’s wrong with dialogue ?
Magis Enga: “Hey tekashi,you used my beat without my permission,anything for the boys”
Tekashi:“Oya wire me your aza make I do you 3k dolls make you take soft”
Magis Enga: Oga boss,3 gboza for you o,na u be baba,twale for pale !

They are saying someone did not go to school,you are writing long letter to him...he can’t and won’t read it,and if someone else reads it for him,he can’t hear because he has ear problems too
Good luck on him getting your open letter