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RomanceRe: Physical & Behavioural Traits I Am Most Attracted To In A Man by Slymontee: 6:28am On May 29
I ticked all ur boxes and more, except belly fat. Yeah, the only problem is another lady got me before you. So sorry. I wish you well, nothing's wrong with dreaming big.
PetsRe: Is It Advisable To Buy A 7 Weeks Puppy That Hasn’t Been Vaccinated by Slymontee: 4:29pm On May 21
Yes, you can! Maternal immunity still covers the pup till 3 months, especially if the mother was vaccinated. You are safe. Just see a vet for deworming and vaccination schedule (antirabies vaccine, etc) .

Enjoy your pet.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Confirms Killing Of Wanted IS Leader Abu-mainok In Lake Chad by Slymontee: 11:00am On May 16
Don't worry, Trump already informed us.
BusinessRe: Dangote Refinery Sues Nigeria's AGF Over Issuance Of Fuel Import Licence by Slymontee: 10:57am On May 16
This monopoly bigot wont seize from crying anytime another baby nears his feeding bottle. Is Nigeria your mother and are u the only son of Mrs Nigeria?
BusinessRe: Southwest Nigeria Is Epicentre Of Africa's Largest Counterfeit – DAWN Commission by Slymontee: 10:47am On May 16
Call a dog a bad name in order to hang it. We understand the game. From demolishing houses and shops to this. Is everything in this country not counterfeit, including the president? What's his real name, where did he school? Which state is he from? Who were his childhood friends? How old is he? Did he win 2023 election? Was the mandate not forged? This is Nigeria for you, I'm not endorsing substandard products, but I am not also accepting selective justice and targeted victimisation based on ethnic bias and petty jealousy of the disgruntled lazy few!!!
PoliticsRe: Adeleke Slammed For Appointing Chinwe Obuaku, Biafra Apologist In Osun by Slymontee: 5:38pm On May 12
press9jatv:
Adeleke is very clueless here. So there's no Osun State indigene that can fit into that position. He's a goner .
No,there is none!
PoliticsRe: Middle East Crisis: Tinubu Warns Of Inflation Hike, Purchasing Power Drop by Slymontee: 8:40pm On Mar 23
Who is he warning...us? To do what? Is he a journalist or what? Incompetent oldie
PoliticsRe: Again, Dangote Refinery Increases Petrol Price by Slymontee: 7:34am On Mar 21
Monopoly dey sweet this man. Na why he fought NNPC and importers to stand still....now he's calling the shots solely....same refinery that tax payers money built (USD 25 bil was given to him under Buhari), crude from NNPC....yet he can't allow Nigerian's have peace with their God given crude oil....look at how much he sells cement that is also produced locally, you would understand how wicked this monopolist is to Nigerians
PoliticsRe: Again, Dangote Refinery Increases Petrol Price by Slymontee: 7:33am On Mar 21
Wicked monopolist! This is why he fought NNPC and marketers to stand still. Tax payers money built that refinery (USD 25 Bill was given to him under Buhari), crude is sold in Naira to him by NNPC, yet Nigerians can't breath...see how much he sells cement that is locally produced u would understand the level of greed just to answer richest man in Africa.
PoliticsRe: Again, Dangote Refinery Increases Petrol Price by Slymontee: 7:27am On Mar 21
Monopoly dey sweet this man. Na why he fought NNPC and importers to stand still....now he's calling the shots solely....same refinery that tax payers money built (USD 25 bil was given to him under Buhari), crude from NNPC....yet he can't allow Nigerian's have peace with their God given crude oil....look at how much he sells cement that is also produced locally, you would understand how wicked the business ir
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Hikes Petrol Price To ₦995 by Slymontee: 7:45am On Mar 07
That was why he was fighting nnpc, not for love of Nigerians, but to monopolise the sector and solely control the market
PoliticsRe: Central Bank Stopped Naira From Appreciating To ₦1000/$ – Shetttima by Slymontee: 7:09am On Feb 26
What are they celebrating? Cement is still N10500, antimalarial (ACT) is still N3500, ordinary ciprotab is N5500 and minimum wage cannot pay hospital bill anywhere in Nigeria, unless herbal medicine clinics
SportsRe: Chukwueze’s Comments Were Friendly "Locker Room" Banter, Nothing Serious by Slymontee: 9:39am On Jan 20
Yes Igbo boy intentionally missed penalty, just like Diaz of Morocco...if it annoys you, go hug transformer
PoliticsRe: Tinubu allocates ₦1.01 trillion to INEC in 2026 Appropriation Bill by Slymontee: 7:56pm On Jan 09
What has Eye_Neck contributed to the economic or deepening of democracy in this country? Ordinary free and fair elections they have never conducted. They announce results like thieves by 3am. Politicians spend on what they value....elections and judges. Not education, ASUU can go to hell, not doctors, etc...despicable souls
Christianity EtcRe: Do Roadside, Motor Park, And Street Preaching Really Impact? by Slymontee: 12:25pm On Aug 10, 2025
Yes, they do! Especially on the preacher!
PoliticsRe: FG Blames Technical Glitches For Non-payment Of Workers’ June Salaries by Slymontee: 5:36pm On Jul 12, 2025
Basic123:
Non payment of SOME federal government workers salary.


I am A FG worker and I gave gotten my salary like so many other FG workers.


Nigerian journalist should always be careful when dishing out information to the public...so many Nigerians are gullible
So because you got yours, everybody has gotten? Your name is everybody. Sanya!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Petrol Price 55% Below West African Average – Dangote by Slymontee: 9:07am On Jun 02, 2025
Do those countries also buy crude in their local currency like you do? Very greedy monopolist.
EducationRe: FG Releases ₦‎50 Billion To Settle ASUU, Other Varsity Staff Allowances by Slymontee: 8:35pm On Apr 23, 2025
It took them more than 2 years to release money approved by Buhari and captured under 2023 budget. Imagine how low the varsities decayed further in those 2 years due to this blazing disdain for university education
PoliticsRe: Lagos Steps Towards A Cleaner, Sustainable Future - Babajide Fadoju by Slymontee: 9:30pm On Mar 23, 2025
They say that State smells like shit!
PoliticsRe: Another Explosion Rocks Gas Facility In Rivers State - Vanguard by Slymontee: 9:26pm On Mar 23, 2025
There madness is already serving the intended purpose; fuel price is going back to 1k, bought 980 today.... importation and landing cost madness to continue. It's all about ND oil and gas!!!
PoliticsRe: Rivers Crisis: We’ll Shock Tinubu If Fubara’s Impeached — Egbesu by Slymontee: 4:33pm On Mar 14, 2025
The next protest in Nigeria will be "Endjudiciary!"
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Sacks Rivers State Local Government Chairmen by Slymontee: 3:25pm On Feb 28, 2025
Judiciary pocketed since Onoghen raid!
PoliticsRe: Importers Fret As Dangote Lowers Petrol Price Again by Slymontee: 10:00am On Feb 27, 2025
Wow! I never knew that South East was the farthest place in Nigeria. Thought it was Sokoto or Maiduguri
PoliticsRe: 2027: Nigerians Will Vote APC From Top To Bottom – Governor Sani by Slymontee: 2:21pm On Feb 16, 2025
Same way thriving economy they inherited from PDP crashed from TOP to BOTTOM and still sinking
PoliticsRe: 2027 Realignment: New Move Spells Out Role For Atiku, Obi, El-rufai, Kwankwaso by Slymontee: 8:38pm On Feb 09, 2025
PresidObi:
My own opinion is this, if they are aligning to give the presidential ticket to a man most Nigerians know that he has the capacity, the stamina and the good will and empathy to grow Nigeria into success, then the alliance should be encouraged.

But do you see any alliance that is being planned to snatch power from jagaba and give to another crook who is from a big power block and keep the country in this suffering, then I think it's a waste of time and energy. I will advice they allow Tilibu continue till he dies on the seat. No need replacing a mistake with a mistake.
I couldn't agree more with you! God bless you! 🙏
CrimeRe: Anambra Native Doctor, Akwa Okuko Tiwaraki Arrested Over Money Ritual Promotions by Slymontee: 8:33pm On Feb 09, 2025
Elusive001:
Go and rest bro. Check your mental state. The obsession is real. You become a psycho very soon
O boi, ur bitterness is out of this world oo. No be person do u ooo, na u go vote T-pain out of tribal bigotry
PoliticsRe: Alia Unveils New Benue Logo, Anthem Amid Criticism by Slymontee: 8:26pm On Feb 09, 2025
Antidoteee:
[Why Nigerian army logo and our naira notes get Arabic inscription?]That cross on the logo is a no no.


He crossed the line with that cross.



Are there no Muslims and traditionalists in that state?
What are arabic inscriptions doing in your Naira notes? No line was crossed in that right?
PoliticsRe: I’ll Retire To Onitsha As Secondary School Teacher – Peter Obi by Slymontee: 3:09pm On Jan 25, 2025
yarimo:
Retire to secondary school that was built by NGIGE, OBIANO and SOLUDO as governors of Anambra state Abi ? Shameless man undecided
Ignoramus! You didn't read that the school was built 100 years ago?
Christianity EtcRe: Catholics Will Go To Hell ! - Apostle Abel Damina by Slymontee: 9:26pm On Jan 02, 2025
To expose something, you have to go inside, become part of it so you understand it, get the facts, then speak as an insider. You have never been to the mars and you wanna expose the mars from the earth? You have never being a Catholic nor have you been to Catholic mass, and you're talking about exposing? You will only be exposing and advertising your ignorance. I wish you well!
PoliticsRe: How Nigeria’s AGF Fagbemi Authorised Falana To File Fraud Charges Against Zinox by Slymontee: 7:55am On Dec 27, 2024
TimeManager:
I heard Ibeto had also refunded N3.2 billion from a fraudulent transactions. It beats me how these so called rich men keep getting richer through crooked means. Most of them get govt contracts and pocket the funds. Bunch of thieves.

-Kiss the truth!
You really have a hearing problem caused by ethnic bigotry. You never heard about the corrupt deals malami did as AGF? You never heard Tinubi's Chicago deals and how half of Lagos money goes to his family? Ibeto piwakwa gi onu there!
RomanceRe: Hookup: Benue Lady Takes Mattress After Man Fails To Pay For All-Night Sex by Slymontee: 12:11pm On Sep 27, 2024
Lalami3232:
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
The average non-virgin Nigerian woman was either into the public or private olosho industry. During this phase of their lives, they will say:
1. I can't date a broke man
2. I need a romantic man to take care of me
3. If you can't take me to Chinese restaurants, then forget going out with me.
4. My boyfriend must have a car.
5. If you can't buy me wigs and good iPhones bla bla bla, then forget it.
During this period eeh, their age mates can hardly get a bite of their kpekus. It was always been sold to the highest bidders (married men and some few young men). They look at young hustling guys and say "you're not my class".
When they start approaching the "newspaper season", they will relocate to one part of the country with the already dilapidated kpekus and start attending a church. Some of dem will even go as far as joining the choir.
No more revealing clothes anymore, no more showing of sagged cleavage. Then comes a "prince charming" who's ready to lay down his life for his Queen grin. He takes her in without doing any thorough research about her past. He forgets to know that "a new car is always far more durable than a roughly used car, even though you repaint".
They will attack us by saying "her past doesn't matter" and we will smile. They will call us sadists but we will only smile. They will tell us to face our lives but we will just 😊.
After some few years time, Mr prince charming creates another moniker to cry and tell us how his non-virgin aka borehole wife deceived him with paternity fraud.
Oga why you think say your non-virgin woman wey don sleep for plenty bed pass doctors go dey 100% faithful? Like VDM will always say, "y'all will learn in the hard way".
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall
Bros, these nonvirgins don deal with you sote ur lamentation dey endless
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 22nd September 2024 by Slymontee: 7:47pm On Sep 22, 2024
post=132118682:
Who is City's 12th man?
Referee of course! Red card was at 8th minute of added time (in the first half) that was officially 6 minutes. Man City goal at the 8th minute of added time that was officially 7minutes. I don't want to talk about how undeserving the second yellow and red were!

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