₦airaland Forum

Igbo race needs someone like umahi and soludo to fight for President. People like obi is too weak and bias to rule a complex country like Nigeria. Even one of their sister said it in her tweet some years back. Former Presidential aide and ADC member, Lauretta Onochie claims in a 2012 tweet that Peter Obi is of very low intelligence and shouldn’t be aspiring for any political relevance. The question is, does she still hold the same opinion about Peter Obi now that they are both in the same party?

Condom? I prefer bread nylon especially Boku bread. I don't use condom because I don't play around.

I know the boy very and the mother. I will enter osun state this week to console the family of the deceased. Ikire people should do something concerning incessant killing by all those political thugs. May the soul of the departed rest in peace.

I think we have only two tribes in Nigeria?

Very detail and educative. Children are blessing from God but children raise in Nigeria can become liability to the community and their parent due to poor upbringing and environment. Things have changed totally because parenting care are no more there due to harsh economy of this country. 87% of parents are now into shady business either thief, begging or 419 to cater for their family and the children are watching. If you have power to cater for three children, born only two and leave the rest in the womb. I will modify this comment later rushing to the meeting now.

Manual cars makes you a professional to handle every types of automobile including trucks. Manual car drivers are very confidential and can handle any cars without any problem. Automatic cars are for fainted heart and handicapped 🤣🤣. The most fastest cars in the world are Manuals. Automatic transmission cars are for cruise ride and most useful in long traffic.

I was like you when I was in primary school due to konkolo body. I can't challenge my mate or fight them untill jss 3 class when someone beat my girlfriend. I went home to receive an advise from my hulk Hogan brother. He asked me to go for first attack and aim at the face, the advice was like a fertilizer that germinate the bad side of me. I went back to the school and confront the guy with first attack in his face and he took off. I chased him with enough noise and stones in my hands. The whole school was surprised and couldn't believe their eyes. Since that day, i became one of the most fearless students in the school. My current physique can intimidate guys and think that I am a wrestler.

Lagos, Oyo, river should change it for Nigeria government concerning sharing formulars. All those lazy governors should be relegated to local government. South West have two states that can stand on their own and prosper. Northern states should do more and generate high igr instead of collecting fat igr from the federal purse and sending cows to hajj like katsina state.

Ifa eleri ipin, a tun ori alaisunwon se. Ifa ori mi re o. Ki n gbo, ki n to ni isalu aiye o. Ifa a gbe wa o l'ase odumare. I am proud to be an ifa orator and a son of orunmila.
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Milk and malt is very good after sex.

elsiusgr8t:
Allow sensible Nigerians to worry about that

move for mental health.

Kwankwaso will never gree to be vice.

Nigeria drama no dey end.
So, who are the obedient now?

Na real. Effico be this. Ekiti people are doing well educationally. I also have first class degree in afang soup and egusi.

I never poo inside the plane before and i know someday, I will drop a hot poo of ewa agonyin and agege bread.

Money

Good health

Wisdom

Knowledge

A good heart
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jogsman01:
you wicked ooo. Vice President bawo... Shettima don die?

shettima has been set aside.

God bless the vice president seyi Tinubu.

Offpoint1:
You answer the question abi you no answer? 😂

If my son ask me such, I'll gladly answer 😂

Son:Daddy why is your thing bigger than mine?
Me: Because I'm bigger than you

I later answer the boy that I am bigger than him. Marvelous is a very funny boy since he was a little boy.

It is called gbere fruit in yoruba language. Very soft and delicious especially if you pounded it. It is my favorite food while growing up because your stool will look soft and red

I do bath with my last born until he asked me that 'dad why your thing is bigger than mine.? ' I was surprised and I couldn't closed my mouth and since then no more bathing together.

Sporty code please.

25 years of total darkness and one idio*t is honorable for good twelve years? May God heal Nigeria.

Very funny.

Trembling drama queen

May God bless kwara state with good governor.

Na normal thing for computer village now. Welcome to Lagos babe.

Cat is a very delicious meat if you have time to roast it very well. Those cat cam disturb for Africa. Enjoy yourself and don't mind all this gen z comments.

decatalyst:
Nah lie!

Even MTN is not yet 25yrs in Nigeria.
Una dey lie too much for relevance on this Nairaland.

How old are you? This is adult conversation and please do check game section maybe you can find your mate in there.

My MTN sim is 25 years old last month.
The line is still active till today .

Woman of nowadays are Devil recarnation so you have to avoid them at all cost for your peace of mind. The man will be under key and lock for many years.

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nairalanda1:
Let's be honest, common man cannot feel impact of crude oil, because Nigeria is not producing, and has never produced the amount of crude that we need to give everybody a good life.

(Note that I did not say that there is no corruption or that government is good, and that tinubu na good leader, so don't go there).

Income from crude is not even enough to provide for one to three states. And yet, that's where 80% of our income comes from.

Even if Nigeria goes up to 10million bpd , it won't improve our life much

The thing that sane nations with saner climes have is a diversified industrial economy that works and a massive tax system that pays into the welfare system, among other things. Countries that rely only on oil, like Saudi and Bahrain and Qatar, can afford to do so because their populations are tiny, and they run the risk of becoming broke if oil prices crash.

Where all your governments have been failing is that they have not developed a diversified industrial exporting economy for Nigeria. Especially APC which promised that in 2015, and has not effing delivered, which is why tinubu is weak

Instead, everyone has been following Awo's lead. Sell raw materials and share money, which leads to a situation where the money would never be enough and where stealing happens at the highest level because the closer one is to where the sharing happens is where stealing happens.

And even if there is no stealing, oil revenue, before we start talking about allocating money, is not up to 150 billion dollars...and most of the time it is below 100 dollars. Nigeria needs something like at least 500 billion dollars revenue for budget issues and so forth.

But since governments no dey wan make us like serious nations, here we are.

you are 100% on point. The federal government needs to diversify our economy especially in raw materials and bitumen.

Na those greedy Nigeria rich men dey put us for trouble and inflation. Are they going to the heaven with all this wealth?