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Foreign Affairs › Re: All Five Living US Presidents Unite At Funeral Of Jimmy Carter (photos) by Smartjob1(f): 9:05pm On Jan 09, 2025
Faithful007:
The Presidents Club!


I really need to know what Trump and Obama were talking about.
Trump will tweet it as soon as possible. That's what he is known for.
Politics › Re: Why I Stopped Supporting Atiku Abubakar – Reno Omokri by Smartjob1(f): 10:23am On Jan 08, 2025
Reno did not take anybody to the cleaners. If this interview is anything to go by, he just showed to the world how clueless and empty he is. No one, not even his own kinsmen will ever take him serious. He betrayed Atiku, GEJ. He called Tinubu unprintable names.

Would you like to work with such a person that can run you through when the relationship goes south?

Reno is currently a clown and no one in government takes him serious.

PressMyButton:
Reno Omokri finish work, see as he spray dust inside Atiku and Obi eyes, took them to the cleaners. One sure fact is that if Reno debate Obi one on one, Obi will leave on a stretcher, he won't be able to leave on his two legs, Reno will finish him completely. Remember, Reno made his cry at AriseTV town hall, imagine what Reno will do to him one on one.
Reno knows his history very well and he is very intelligent too. People who are attacking Reno, especially the bitter people should go on their knees and ask God for forgiveness. Atiku and Peter Obi campaigned to do exactly what Tinubu is doing yet both of them are now walking back on their manifestos, bunch of weaklings. Both Atiku and Obi are populists while Tinubu is a reformist.
Reno has made a right decision to support the progressive family. We shall all meet at 2027 polls as una go too collect again, God spare our lives.



After God, na Tinubu 💪 God bless Nigeria
Politics › Re: Police Declare Edward Ejembi Omaga Wanted For Cyberbullying (Video) by Smartjob1(f): 8:40am On Dec 31, 2024
Why do you always feel the urge to shalaye every time you hear a name that remotely resembles an Igbo name?


beerfraud:
Na dem
Ndi Deveropers
Politics › Re: We Allocated ₦‎213 Billion For Roads, Not ₦‎55 Billion - Enugu Government by Smartjob1(f): 8:27am On Dec 21, 2024
So far so good with Mba. He budgeted this amount and will get to the end of it. He has demonstrated an high level of financial discipline in managing the affairs of the state and he will make it possible.
Health › Re: Fake & Expired Products Destroyed In Cemetery Market Aba By NAFDAC (Photos) by Smartjob1(f): 2:41pm On Dec 20, 2024
Guinea pig, in your mind, you have said something reasonable abi? Unfortunately, that you love to hate have no idea that something as useless as you is in existence. If not for a faceless Nairaland, can you compare your guinea pig life with the people from the SE? Igbos are not only in Lagos, we are in everywhere that has opportunities. Unlike you who think your life starts and ends in Lagos. You cannot travel outside your cave because you cannot compete with other people in business or education. You hide behind "tribe" to vomit atrocious gumption from the pigeon butt you call mouth.

Boy, I am actually busy but decided to spare a minute to respond to do this. Guinea pig, have a nice day and please, get busy.


SonOfDSoil01:
😆😆😆😆mumu man, go and ask your father that, since my personal achievement is your headache…..the thread is about your criminal blodas killing Nigerians because of there greed😆😆

Beg who for daily bread? 😂😂😂 you economic migrant just overhype your miserable self😂😂

You leave your cursed land to a more prosperous and progressive Yoruba land for greener pastures and in your delusional mind you think you are better than the Yorubas😂😂😂

Nwokem you better wake up from your sleep, you are a bunch of low lifer, and you should be thankful to the Yorubas for feeding your poverty wretch life so you can have something to brag about in your cursed villages😂😂😂mgbeke feeling funky😆😂
Crime › Re: Yoruba Elders Lament Rising Cases Of Ritual Killings In South West by Smartjob1(f): 12:26pm On Dec 20, 2024
Don't use this brain to cross road. Motor go just waste your useless life.


Tobokongs:
We no dey worship people wey do blood money for Yorubaland.


Yorubas keep them at arms length.

But in a region, 90% of wealth gotten from the animâls are from Okiete blood money ritual, or white powder business.

Animals & crime na 5&6
Politics › Re: Raining Curses On Someone Online Is Criminal Offence – FPRO by Smartjob1(f): 12:21pm On Dec 20, 2024
Then, everyone on Nairaland, including Seun, will be jailed
Health › Re: Fake & Expired Products Destroyed In Cemetery Market Aba By NAFDAC (Photos) by Smartjob1(f): 12:17pm On Dec 20, 2024
You have achieved alot and you still reason like this? Which brain did you use in achieving this your "big dreams.?"

Back to the topic.

The people you refer to as pigs are the same people you constantly run to beg for your daily bread. That makes you a guinea pig.

Ewu awusa!


SonOfDSoil01:
😂😂😂mumu counter my claim like a man and stop deflecting😂😂😂

Shameless pigs….what I have achieved in life, it will take you 50 years to get to that level😂😂

Bunch of criminals, don’t go and develop your barren region grin
Health › Re: Fake & Expired Products Destroyed In Cemetery Market Aba By NAFDAC (Photos) by Smartjob1(f): 8:41am On Dec 20, 2024
You look like you have lost a lot this year. I sympathise with you. Don't do anything stu.pid this period.
SonOfDSoil01:
mumu man, have your own reps in the NA taken the lead? So Yoruba should be the one to fight your battles?

I thought you lot call Yorubas cowards, and here you are exhibiting the cowardly act. You keep migrating from your cursed region in droves like displaced people. Does that look like people who want to have their own country?

You can’t even move freely in your own region and you have become prisoners by your people in the guise of fighting for freedom. We will start taking you cowards seriously when you start migrating back to the cave you came from.
Crime › Re: North-West Highest In Crime Incidents, South-East Lowest - Daniel Bwala (NBS) by Smartjob1(f): 3:59pm On Dec 19, 2024
How far? You never go another conference for Katsina this year?

JASONjnr:
You can't compare kidnapping with cultism and manslaughtering.

The North is a safer place compared to the East.

I went to Borno for a presentation last week and it was calm and even safer.

Two years ago I travelled to cross river on the 26th December and our vehicle got stoped while approaching Rivers state from Imo state, these guys stopped us and kept us under their detention till 4pm before releasing us to continue with our journey. I won't go into details but it was God that made them to change their mind to release us.
Health › Re: Fake & Expired Products Destroyed In Cemetery Market Aba By NAFDAC (Photos) by Smartjob1(f): 3:51pm On Dec 19, 2024
Just shut the pigeon butt you call mouth and crawl back to the dungeon you came out from.

Godwin4444:
your father is the aturu ocha, now back to d topic

So u expect others to fight your fight for u cowards?

What have your elected leaders been doing?
Health › Re: Fake & Expired Products Destroyed In Cemetery Market Aba By NAFDAC (Photos) by Smartjob1(f): 12:19pm On Dec 19, 2024
I condemn the activities of these in strongest terms and I pray they will be fished out and be dealt with severely.

However, your statement exposes how uneducated, stu.pid, and utterly disgusting you and your likes are. Why not help the SE get their own country through mobilizing your deadbeat representatives in the govt.? At least, that will save your miserable, lowlife, good for nothing self the agony of being in the same country with the Igbos. Aturu ocha!
Godwin4444:
Even ordinary Fanta n bigi cola

They should please give this people their country, they don't deserve to coexist with others abeg

Fake drugs even for children all because of money, haba!!!

Zhike, RandDigital, Lioness528,

The same people u complain of in your country are d same people we too are tired of here, the same madness they do here is what they export to other countries
Politics › Re: Enugu Seeks UNESCO Heritage Status For Milliken Hill, Iva Valley, Others by Smartjob1(f): 2:14am On Dec 17, 2024
Way to go Gov. Mba.

You have been making us proud since you became a governor, even though, you were rigged in. You have completely transformed Enugu state, making it a tourist destination.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Australia Bans Social Media For People Under 16 Years Old by Smartjob1(f): 3:48pm On Nov 29, 2024
How would they achieve that? What if the teenager uses fake everything to sign up, how would they know?
Politics › Re: Finland Court Remands Simon Ekpa In Prison For Inciting Terror In Nigeria by Smartjob1(f): 3:14pm On Nov 21, 2024
Let him have a taste of what he has been causing that petty trader in Amokwe village, in Udi, Enugu who cannot trade because there is a sit-at-home nonsense every Monday.

They should just deport him back to Nigeria. We will welcome him with OPEN ARMS!!!
Politics › Re: Simon Ekpa Arrested In Finland - BBC Pidgin by Smartjob1(f): 12:34pm On Nov 21, 2024
As a full blooded Igbo lady, I support this arrest 100%. Let Simon come down to the SE and follow us sit-at-home every Monday. This will prove to us how serious he is with the agitation.
Politics › Re: Simon Ekpa Arrested In Finland - BBC Pidgin by Smartjob1(f): 12:24pm On Nov 21, 2024
As a full blooded Igbo lady, I support this arrest 100%. Let Simon bear his own cross. He has caused more harm to the people of SE than any of his predecessors.
Food › Re: The Current Price Of Goat Head In Kaduna (Video, Pictures) by Smartjob1(f): 8:08pm On Nov 18, 2024
Do you mean the price of a full goat head is #2500 or just the tongue? Are you serious? Price of goat head in Port Harcourt is from #10k up. It is way cheaper up north.
Politics › Re: 'Wike Is Just 11 Years Older Than Me' Deji Adeyanju by Smartjob1(f): 1:55pm On Nov 16, 2024
It is still the same people from the "yeast" that have turned your life upside down abi? Oluku!
AntiZikist:
We know the people who are disturbing us all over SM about Wike.

Even the idiot I am responding has since admitted he isn't from Rivers but an IDP from the yeast seeking refuge in Rivers.

So rest.
Politics › Re: 'Wike Is Just 11 Years Older Than Me' Deji Adeyanju by Smartjob1(f): 1:48pm On Nov 16, 2024
Bros, stop responding to these mor.ons who are only ever ready to attack anyone criticizing their pay master, labelling them IPOB, SE, etc. They are daft, unlearned, live in the dark holes of their morbid minds. Covid 19 was the period "Emperor Wike" was coined. He arrogated to himself the choicest parts of PH to establish Hypercity, closing Slaughter market and displacing people. He took over properties too and even went to the extent of banning dispatch riders, throwing at least, 1000 people into the labour market. Wike worked in terms of infrastructure but when it comes to administration, he is a total failure. He is not just arrogant, he is annoyingly full of himself. Throughout his 2 tenures, his deputy (a Professor) was shadowed out of politics. The woman quietly left politics never to be seen again after the 2 tenures. So, when people with IQ of 10 mention you, try to ignore them because they are D>A>F>T.
kaludestiny10:
So the current LGA chairman from Wike's LGA is an IPOB member. All the Rivers indegene that are against Wike's actions are all IPOB members.
Governor sim is also an IPOB member as well. All the critics of Wike are members of the IPOB including Atiku.
Education › Re: Do Phds Increase Job Opportunities For People Who Have Them? by Smartjob1(op): 12:50pm On Nov 16, 2024
Are you a farmer?
Ramski:
Are you asking famers
Travel › Which Country Gives Permanent Residency The Fastest? by Smartjob1(op): 12:47pm On Nov 16, 2024
1 - Belgium

If you live in Belgium for five continuous years, you can apply for permanent residency. Becoming a citizen adds to that the ability to leave the country for more than two years at a time

2 - France
You can get permanent residency or apply for citizenship after living in the country for five continuous years. A permanent residency is renewed after ten years that allows you the right to education, healthcare, and worker's rights at jobs, but doesn't allow you to vote. Obtaining France’s citizenship also makes you a citizen of the EU.

3 - Panama
Panama is also very welcoming to those who are wealthy and those who want to invest in deforestation programs. Citizenship can only be obtained after five continuous years of residency or three years for foreign spouses of Panamanian citizens.

4 - Singapore
Singapore is one of the easiest countries in which a permanent residency has been estabilished. All you have to do is to apply for an employment pass, be the spouse or child of a Singapore citizen, plan to make an investment in the country, or you just have to be a permanent resident of the country for two or more years.

5 - Brazil
If you plan to invest at least $50,000 in a business or real estate of the country, you can apply for an Investor’s Visa. Or you must have resided in the country continuously for 10 to 15 years for getting the permanent residency.

What do you think? Is there a country that should be on the list? Add yours...
Travel › Where Are The Most Difficult Places On Earth To Gain Citizenship? by Smartjob1(op): 12:38pm On Nov 16, 2024
These countries are the most difficult when you are seeking for their citizenships.

1. Vatican City

You can become a citizen if you are a cardinal living in the Vatican City or Rome, or if you live in Vatican City because you are an official worker of the Catholic Church.

2- Bhutan

You can apply for the citizenship after living in the country for 20 years & you have to meet a list of requirements which includes no record of speaking or acting against the king or country.

3- Qatar
If you have been a legal resident of Qatar for 25 years without leaving the country for more than two consecutive months, you can apply for the citizenship. Qatar only naturalizes about 50 foreigners a year.

4- Kuwait
After living in Kuwait for 20 years or 15 years for citizens of other Arab countries, you can apply for the citizenship. But you have to be muslim by birth or converted. If you are converted, you must have been practicing for five years & have to speak Arabic fluently.

5- Liechtenstein
If you want to become a citizen, you have to live in Liechtenstein for at least 30 years or if you are married to a Liechtenstein citizen & already lived in the country, then the time period is shortened to five years of marriage.

6- United Arab Emirates
If you want a citizenship of UAE, you must have legally resided in the country for 30 years. Arab citizens from Oman, Qatar & Bahrain can apply for citizenship after three years of residency. Arabs from other countries are eligible for citizenship after seven years of residency.

7- Switzerland
According to the new law of Switzerland, you must have to lived in the country for 10 years & have a working permit called a C permit. The C permit allows you to live & work in the country.

8- China
The law of China allows the foreigners to become citizen of the country if they have relatives who are Chinese national, have settled in China. If you don’t have Chinese relatives in a country, your chances of becoming a Chinese citizen are less.

Which countries do you think the stress is not worth it?
Education › Do Phds Increase Job Opportunities For People Who Have Them? by Smartjob1(op): 3:22pm On Nov 15, 2024
This is a question on Quora. There are many replies to the question but one stood out for me. Could this be true?

Joshua Gross said:

"No.

A PhD does allow you to apply and be considered for a small number of positions (in research and academia), but it effectively makes you ineligible for many positions with employers who do not want to hire a PhDs. I saw this one in my time in industry; there is a consistent belief that employees with PhDs would be unmanageable. Do not pursue a PhD to increase your job opportunities. I discourage people from pursuing PhD's under any circumstance, but definitely do not do it to increase your job opportunities."

Guys, does having a PhD degree increase your chances of getting a better job opportunities in Nigeria or anywhere else?
Romance › Re: "What My Friend Learned From A Heartbreaking Experience: A Wake-up Call For Many by Smartjob1(f): 10:48am On Nov 12, 2024
And if the wife does the same, he will start shouting up and down? Just look at your phulish friend cheating on his wife and disgracing his family and all you could come to say online is that this nonsense!

Sense.less posts and OP!
Travel › Re: With #1.5m Monthly Income, Suggest Countries I Can Send My Wife For Studies.. by Smartjob1(f): 4:42pm On Nov 11, 2024
You don't need to respond to these people who have absolutely nothing going for them. 1.5m/m can take you and your family to any country of your choice through a proper route. Definitely, your wife will go for PGWP (Post graduate work permit) that allows her to work up to 20hrs per week. Your income can sustain her and your boy for awhile while she sources for a job to augment whatever you give to her. People are relocating on a daily with far less. You only need to ensure you are doing the right thing and through the right route. Don't patronise touts and forgers. Visa application is still $100 and not about to change anytime soon. Do your research and do the right thing. Don't allow people who earn far less than you do to dictate how you will live your life.
castins:
Noted!
But did you read where I stated that some money have been saved already?

Well Ur response is appreciated.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Encourages Nigerian Students To Migrate For Greener Pastures by Smartjob1(f): 2:20pm On Nov 11, 2024
Unfortunately, you have zilch knowledge of what he is talking about. Yours is to open threads, yarn dust, close thread and go about looking for jobs. [quote author= post=132831050]And this is coming from a so call Presidential Candidate?
What a shame!!

This is what others can say, but not someone aspiring to become a president of the same country!

Okay Peter Obi, dem don hear.

We Rise ✔️





No mind am.
Him go just open mouth whaamm!


Don't mind the Pandora o...
He won't stop amusing us 🤣.[/quote]
Business › Re: Police Probe Zenith Bank Over Unpaid Dividend by Smartjob1(f): 6:35am On Nov 11, 2024
femi4:
Won ti kowo je...awon ole oshi

Buy shares at your own risk especially from naija banks
Stop being a mor.on.
Pets › Re: Dog Attack: Police Arrests Owner, Confiscate Dogs, To Commence Investigation by Smartjob1(f): 11:33am On Nov 06, 2024
The dog owner should be meant to pay for every single damage the dog caused. People with dangerous pets should always be held accountable for their pets misdeeds.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Should Stop Granting Interview by Smartjob1(f): 11:29am On Nov 06, 2024
These APC nincompoops are always trying to divert attention from the real deal. What has Obi's interviews got to do with the monumental failure of the man in Asorock? Focus on advising the man in Asorock and live Obi to focus on bettering his life.
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Greatest Presidential Predictor Has Made His FINAL Pick For Trump Vs. Harris by Smartjob1(f): 12:00pm On Nov 02, 2024
Trump is coming back with a bang!
Politics › Re: Peter Mbah Flags Off Dualization Of 43.7km Penoks-Abakpa-Ugwogo-Opi-Nsukka Road by Smartjob1(f): 7:04am On Oct 29, 2024
Peter is silently doing something worthwhile.

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