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Politics / Re: Tinubu Lacks Capacity To Appreciate Facts - Obi by Smartjob1(f): 7:45pm On Nov 27
So, shame still allowed you to open your mouth and say all this balabulaluu? You should be absolutely shameless. You are really disgusting. How do you guys reason from the anus?
All I see here is pains all over Pandora Obi. Tinubu really dropped the bomb on him, there's nobody that has disgraced this country than a Pandora fraud that was saying Naanu on an international TV like CNN, he was such a disgrace that the lady anchor was visibly ashamed of Obi. Aside him being the king of Lamba,
Politics / Re: Ohaneze Ndigbo Officially Endorses Peter Obi For President by Smartjob1(f): 6:35pm On Nov 20
Your weed is stronger than coke.
grin This is politics season, even sowere has his own Ohanaeze faction.

Obi will drop out of the race latest December

Atiku is coming
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Apologises To Beatrice Itubo by Smartjob1(f): 4:41pm On Nov 19
You will soon kpai on hatred. Watch it!
Strutureless party. When you came to a state, The ideal thing to do first is to know your Govship candidate, senatorial candidates and other candidates.
But since he knows he is not in the race, he does not bother to ask for anyone

For those who are still wasting their time on the Pandora fraud, think twice, Obi is never in the race.

Borno, Yobe, Kebbi, Zamfara and Sokoto , the Pandora fraud should not bother to campaign because he will not get up to 5,000 each in these states.

Someone should safe this post for reference purpose
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Twitter Bio Does Not Reflect His Presidential Candidacy by Smartjob1(f): 12:30pm On Nov 17
If you don't watch it, you will get heart attack for Peter Obi matter. Calm down so that you will witness his presidential speech before you commit that suicide wey don dey hungry you since.

Pandora Obituary knows there is no microscopic chance of him getting 4th position, so he can't bother himself with the useless task of getting a manifesto. He is not even spending, despite being richer than Joe Biden.

The well packaged fraud is just out to see if he can dagbo his unintelligent obituarists. grin grin
Politics / Re: Obidients Awaiting Peter Obi At Port Harcourt Airport (Videos & Pictures) by Smartjob1(f): 12:24pm On Nov 17
Calm down before you harm yourself for the sake of hating your next president.
Bunch of deluded souls...just like IPOB terrorists waiting for a phantom Biafra grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Okupe: Obi Won’t Attend Debates Where Tinubu, Atiku Are Absent by Smartjob1(f): 5:04pm On Nov 07
Lol... Nobody takes him serious but he gives you sleepless nights. Rest nau!

No sane person take Obi serious

Not even the mad man at upper iweaka who happened to be his special adviser

Obi is a boy truly
Politics / Re: Protest In Aba Over Nnamdi Kanu's Continued Detention (Pictures) by Smartjob1(f): 6:38am On Nov 05
Including your head
All this fools I was expecting they will sacrifice like a thousand Igbo head to press home their demand
Politics / Re: 2023: Peter Obi Is One Of The Finest Presidential Candidates – Ortom by Smartjob1(f): 2:57pm On Nov 03
No matter how you cry and how many times you comment from one thread to another about Peter Obi, know that he is the next president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Know this and know peace.
Ortom, the lowest irrelevant member of the 5-PDP breakaway governors.

Everytime, he always want to get into the news one way or the other through clout-chasing. He noticed Wike was taking the whole spotlight, he tried hitting Atiku with few words, Atiku refused replying him. Atiku no even send am.

If not for powerful governors like Wike and seyi makinde driving the PDP and Atiku crazy. Who gives a damn about Failures like Ortom and ikpeazu.

Somebody that has failed in every aspect of governance is validating another failure to be finest. Wonder shall never ends

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Politics / Re: Aerial View Of Edo State Secretariat by Smartjob1(f): 5:50pm On Oct 31
Na swimming pool be that for inside secretariat? Who are they meant for?


Politics / Re: Peter Obi: We Have Not Formally Released Our Manifesto by Smartjob1(f): 5:17pm On Oct 31
Have you sincerely gone through the manifesto APC released? Have you critically analyzed it? If that manifesto makes its way into Nigeria, this country is doomed. But fortunately, he will come a distant 3rd. D................I..................S...................T..............A............N............T..............3............R...........D....
I thought Peter and his supporters, in trying to downplay the fact Jagaban is way ahead of the pack in terms of preparedness, releasing a manifesto before anyone else, said a manifesto is a useless document full of lies. Now they seem to be scrambling to release the same document, making a mess of the process along the way.

This is what happens when a party is entirely dependent on one very incompetent and underachieving dullard with a "market to market management degree".

Peter is as incompetent as they come, and no amount of whitewashing can make him appear any different to discerning Nigerians.

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Politics / Re: Obi Condemns attack on Apostle Suleman, Mourns Victims by Smartjob1(f): 3:42pm On Oct 24
Try to dey sh.ut up. E get why...

The same man that when he was a governor inconjuntion with the defunct sarz commander, Nwafor innocent people were murdered and cannibalised.

The same man that said the killer gunmen ravaging Eastern part of the country was his neigbhbour and they live near him.

The same man that cannot openly condemn the killers killing innocent people in the south-east.

This is the same man, criticising the government on security matters. Well, he can keep deceiving his gullible ignorant fellow.

If it will be only this mesmerizing deceiver on the ballot, i rather break my PVC or throw it into fire meant for preparing suya.

Politics / Re: #EndSARS Memorial: Police Fire Teargas At Mourners At Lekki Tollgate (Video) by Smartjob1(f): 1:29pm On Oct 20
Zukwanuike. Are you not tired of being a mor.o.n here?
Politics / Re: The Origin Of The Battle Between El-Rufai And Peter Obi. by Smartjob1(f): 1:51pm On Oct 19
Lol...He is still better than Tinubu, Atiku and Kwankwaso combined. If we look deep into what Tinubu did and is still doing, everywhere go scatter.
This life self b one kind

Them do states analysis n realised u are not doing well n they published the facts according to your findings n u turn am to fight

Instead of using your success as reply u carry dss go dey threaten person,after that u still carry your state over 1.5 by investing their money into your personal business where no kobo comot since all these years

As over 1.5 don enter n them no wake up u still carry them over 2.5 by stashing state fund in your teenage daughters account

Omo some people get mind ooo

Na the same man still wan carry a whole country over 3.5 now with his fake statistics n lie filled soul

This obi will just wake up n tell us he’s saving money for us in different countries n one day we won’t hear anything from it again

I see abacha 2 loading cos they have the same habit stealing,tyranny,silencing opposition,deciet amidst others

We reject it in Jesus name

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Politics / Re: Fisayo Soyombo Speaks Against Enenche's Addition To Obi's Campaign List by Smartjob1(f): 4:08pm On Oct 13
Peter Obi please kindly advise your people to drop the Enenche man. He shouldnt be part of your campaign list.
Crime / Re: 2 Women Drugged A Shop Owner & Stole From Her Shop. Caught On CCTV (Pics/Video) by Smartjob1(f): 4:05pm On Oct 13
No. There are cameras that move as they detect motions. They turn around too.
How come the camera got to swing to capture her whenever she goes almost off the screen?

That could only mean that someone was actually watching in real time

Looks staged though but quite packed with insights meaning one has to be wary of these people who sell perfumes all about..
Politics / Re: The Moment Peter Obi Arrived At The Venue Of ICAN Annual Conference by Smartjob1(f): 4:08am On Oct 13
Peter Obi will win the election landslide, no doubt. His winning the election will ensure that all Nigerians put hands together and make this country work. For the many people who are queuing behind him, it will be an opportunity for all of us to join hands together and make it work because we know that if he messes up, we will all mess up. There will be less of "Wetin concern me concern government matter..."
Politics / Re: Farooq Kperogi: On Aisha Buhari’s PTSD Diagnosis Of Buhari by Smartjob1(f): 5:52pm On Oct 10
Must everything be a joke to you?
Another thread for Peter Obi and his jobless IPOB supporters, to mastubate. grin

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Olisa Metuh's Post by Smartjob1(f): 5:42pm On Oct 10
This is a simple game of mind and Reno is playing with the grandmaster of it all - Peter Obi. Reno is very much aware that Peter Obi is going to win and that Tinubu will not. He is in the know. He has the information already. In other to ensure his candidate, at least, gets a fair chance (which is slim), he is doing everything to demarket Obi. Unfortunately, he has got nothing on Peter. He is just busy trying his luck to see if any of the mud slugs will stick - non has. Peter has even made it worse by NEVER responding to him either directly or indirectly.

You see, if Kwankwaso or Sowore were major threats to Atiku, I can bet you that Reno would never mention Peter Obi. In fact, Reno will have scornfully avoided him because he wouldnt stand a chance to the Aso Rock. But as it stands now, Peter has become their major focus. All the political parties and their spokesperson have faced Peter to ensure he is pulled down: Reno, FFK, Sowore, etc. None of them have spared Peter. But Peter being PETER, has never directly or indirectly responded to any of them and this is what pains them the most. It is only obidients that have been slugging it out with them.

It has become so bad that Reno's party member had to come out and disclaim Reno's posts on behalf of the PDP. This simply tells us that Reno is nothing in PDP. Reno is nothing in APC. Reno is nothing in Nigeria. Reno is nothing to the coming elections.

If he has that power, lets see it at the polls come next year.

Peter Obi is our next president by His Grace and our PVCs!

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi Will Not Qualify As A Trainee Manager In Dangote Group by Smartjob1(f): 6:09am On Oct 09
If this mor.on of a man with shoe brush had any iota of sense, he would know that Peter Obi did not stop at getting a degree from UNN alone. He went further to develop himself. He got degrees and professional certifications from Ivy leagues such as Harvard, Oxford, etc. He kept on developing his leadership and managerial abilities. How has Reno developed himself since he left the university? What else has he really achieved aside making noises on social media as a past adviser to GEJ? Can Reno win a ward in his polling unit? Can he even stand PO in any debate?

He said he is a Pastor but we can count the number of times we saw him preach on a pulpit. In fact, that pastoring career disappeared almost two years ago.

The truth is that he will remain a fugitive till 2031 because Peter Obi will be declared the president next year.

Damn! Is he happy with the happenings in Nigeria?


Politics / Re: Peter Obi Rallying Obidients To Shake Up Nigeria's Election - Reuters by Smartjob1(f): 4:30pm On Aug 24
Zukwanuike for once. Can you see that this is beyond you?
Online rally! grin

Mirage that will never come to reality!

Hommie better go invest his money in stocks or real estate. He lacks a true adviser who can look into his eyes and say “Mr. Obi, your ambition is impossible”

I have thought of the possibility of Obi becoming president, and the only instance I could find is if one should abuse hard drugs. Only hallucinations can make Obi president.

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Politics / Re: Court Acquits, Discharges El-Zakzaky And Wife, Orders Immediate Release by Smartjob1(f): 5:48pm On Jul 28, 2021
Buhari is not aware o. He will reverse the judgment when he comes back.
Family / Re: MY Experience With Very Stingy Parents.... Share Yours... by Smartjob1(f): 3:47pm On Jul 17, 2021
Hello guys.... I don't just know.. Is it just me or is there anything I don't understand......my parents are rich people especially my dad, I know that for sure... someone paying #950,000 naira per year as school fees for me aside other expenses, plus multiple houses and lands I can't even keep count of....

How come they are this stingy? There is no time I would ask them for money for my own personal well being or any of my personal needs that they would like to assist me. I once ask mum for #12,000 naira just to buy a fairly used android phone (when I know they can even afford me an iPhone x) but she told me I should wait till months end before she gives me saying there is no money on ground... it's five months now and still nothing (not waiting for it though)...

Then I ask my dad, he told me I don't need an android phone... telling me that phone makes people unserious and other types of bulls*it( a 19 year old student for that matter)

Any expenses that is not book or academic related is not important...my parents would rather buy clothes for me than give me money to buy clothes... sometimes I end up not wearing some of them..

The funniest part is that, anytime I take any urgent lie(Asin scam) about any payment in school...they wouldn't Waits a second to send it to me... This has got me telling all sorts of lies just to get what I know can be gotten honestly.. It has even gotten to the point that any money that enters my hand now, I use it to play sports betting to see if I can get enough money for what I need, but I end up loosing the money...I am just frustrated.. someone time I wish I didn't even have rich parents cos what's the point...

This exact mindset is why your parents are not giving you what you ask for financially. You are far from being mature!
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana Mother's Burial: E-Money Arrives In Style by Smartjob1(f): 12:58pm On Jul 16, 2021

Hahahahaaaa! grin They will never be in power, at least not in Nigeria. The writings is boldly on the wall for everyone to see.

Who will vote for them? The Yorubas they they taunt day & night with derogatory names like Gbegiri & Ewedu people, Afonja, Children of the Fallen Demon?

Or the Hausa/Fulanis they disparage with comments such as Cows, Almajiris & Terrorists?

Who will even forge any alliance with them seeing how they treated Asari Dokubo after he helped smuggle Lamidi Cownu out of Nigeria through the creeks when the Nigerian Army under Buratai invaded his family house in Abia?

Now, Lamidi Cownu in his arrogance, was saying he gave 20Million Naira to Asari Dokubo; and rather than producing the evidence of transfer of money to Dokubo, iPob insulted & cursed his entire generation.

Look, nobody is intimidating the Igbos and relegating them to the background as 3rd-Class Citizens.

It is the domineering spirit & the Emotionally Unstable Personality Disorder (EUPD) inherent in every Igbo that is responsible for your illusions & self-inflicted problems.

Look at what transpired at Ladipo a few days ago between a soldier and one of your dubious trader. He deliberately sold a defective automobile engine to the soldier and when the soldier came back for the refund of his money or exchange of the defective engine with another one, the dubious trader called his fellow dubious traders and assaulted the soldier.

The soldier came back with his colleagues and the situation degenerated into a chaos.

And what did your people peddle on the social media? Lies & Propaganda. Soldiers came to Ladipo to shoot innocent traders without any provocation. Foolish Dubious & Criminally-Minded Lots!

It is okay to cheat and swindle people but whenever the consequences of your actions return to hunt you, you will begin to dish out lies & propaganda just to attract sympathy.

You go into crime, make little money and then start jumping up & down with your gra-gra & gri-gri complex, thereby attracting the attention of the Law Enforcement Authorities.

It is that same complex or disorder that made your people buy flight tickets to Dubai, UAE to go rob more than 10 Bureau De Change outlets in broad day light.

The same way Nnamdi Kanu placed an 100 Million Naira bounty on the head of a sitting Governor (Wike) for him to be killed.

Now that the vacuous bastard is in custody; If I were that Governor (Wike) and as vengeful as I am, what stops me from bribing some high-ranking DSS Operatives to poison him to death in detention just to get even?

I sincerely pray that you people get your Biafra but trust me, there won't be any great deal of difference between your utopian Nation & Somalia.

This is why we keep saying that majority of you people lack emotional intelligence and always do things with gra-gra & gri-gri.

You blame everybody for your woes except yourselves. Just like how iPob is blaming Wike for sponsoring the abduction & rendition of Lamidi Cownu from Kenya back to Nigeria, forgetting that you already declared him as your enemy by placing a bounty on his head.

You always act before you think and leap before you look. Anyways, that is his problem.

You will go and incite trouble and then start screaming blue-murder when the consequence of your actions boomerang; And that is when you will remember and start tagging CNN, BBC, ICC, Donald Trump & Amnesty International.

Nobody hates the Igbos. It's just a simple natural law of "reaping what you sow" that is in play.

You can't sow guava and expect to reap pineapple. Never!

Ancient wisdom teaches that Action begets Reaction, Cause begets Effects and Sequence begets Consequence.

You cannot be cursing & insulting every other ethnicity in Nigeria day and night, and expect all your hateful seeds not to germinate in them.

Lastly, when the NDLEA finally bursts E-Money & Obi Cubana's Cocaine-Trafficking syndicates, woe betides any Igbo that cry witchhunt or victimization because majority of you are naturally brain-dead from birth, and that is why all the prisons in the world are populated by your people.

Good morning!

If you had attacked the erring elements in your post without lumping all the Igbos in it as you just did, you would have had my full respect.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Business Can I Start With 100k Very Urgent !!! by Smartjob1(f): 9:47pm On Jul 13, 2021
like which and which business will govt turn a blind eye at initial stage?
Like mama put business, popcorn business, cakes and pasteries, etc
Travel / Re: See The Tallest Hotel In Port Harcourt: Pictures & Video by Smartjob1(f): 9:44pm On Jul 13, 2021
This is annoying...seriously!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Business Can I Start With 100k Very Urgent !!! by Smartjob1(f): 2:42pm On Jul 10, 2021
Whatever business you decide to start, ensure it meets the following qualities:

1. It is in high demand e.g Food stuffs, food, water, etc.
2. There are alot of people to buy them everyday (or use them daily)
3. The total cost of doing it does not exceed total revenue in anyway. This way, you will gain some profit in no time no matter how small.
4. You must restrain yourself from using the product without paying.
5. Protect it and yourself from theft
6. Does not require govt. poke nosing too much into it at the early stage.
7. Have integrity. It is important
8. Start a business that doesnt need you to rent a shop for now.

#100k is not a big money for some but for others, it is all they require to launch out and become billionaires in few years time.

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Travel / Re: My Terrible Experience At Onitsha Motor Park by Smartjob1(f): 2:23pm On Jul 10, 2021
Search out Gov. Obiano's facebook page and report this incident. Also report to the Nigerian police through their facebook handle.
Politics / Re: Throwback Cartoon Of Failed Promises By Buhari On A Loaf Of Bread- Photo by Smartjob1(f): 4:40am On Jul 07, 2021
But you were singing his praises all over Nairaland few years back. What changed in you?
Properties / Re: NCDMB: The Tallest Building In Bayelsa State (Photos, Video) by Smartjob1(f): 3:31am On May 02, 2021
My friend, if you have nothing upstairs, just shut the gutter hole you call mouth. Nobody needs your useless opinion.

Na lie. Before 1970 it was "used to develop only Enugu" now that there is no Eastern Region you people push blame to Lagos and Abuja.
Una no dey shame?
When will you people start acknowledging the elephant in the room. The problem is not anybody but YOU PEOPLE (the entire SS)
You people are not industrious.
See the type of people MNK wants us to inherit.
Chai we go hear am
Education / Re: Kaduna University Hikes Tuition Fees From N26000 To N500000 For Non Indigenes by Smartjob1(f): 8:53pm On Apr 26, 2021
Another reason for your people not to be educated.
Romance / Re: Handsome Nigerian Man Weds His Pretty White Bride In Lagos (Photos) by Smartjob1(f): 4:37pm On Apr 22, 2021
Agu ad'eli Agu

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