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Culture / Re: South Africa Culture Shock: 2 Scantly Dressed Women, Different Public Reactions by Smitaro100(m): 9:07am On Dec 11, 2023
MzansiCoolio:


You must have gotten lost desperately japaring to South Sudan for greener pastures but instead dropped from a plane engine right into my mentions.

Stale..😏

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Culture / Re: South Africa Culture Shock: 2 Scantly Dressed Women, Different Public Reactions by Smitaro100(m): 8:52am On Dec 11, 2023
MzansiCoolio:


Sorry I don't speak sh!tgbo, you'll have to.translate that.


Unam ikot..

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Culture / Re: South Africa Culture Shock: 2 Scantly Dressed Women, Different Public Reactions by Smitaro100(m): 8:46am On Dec 11, 2023
MzansiCoolio:


So you've noticed and have been following keenly - yes, LGBTQism is my thang indeed 😎


2 by 2 plank fall on your craw craw infested as* hole there.😏

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Culture / Re: South Africa Culture Shock: 2 Scantly Dressed Women, Different Public Reactions by Smitaro100(m): 8:32am On Dec 11, 2023
First time dis south african werey is posting something manageble than all those his gay shits..😏

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Crime / Re: VIDEO: Woman Sets Her Drunk Husband On Fire by Smitaro100(m): 6:57am On Dec 11, 2023
D woman is heartless, such a babaric way to clear highness from her husband's eyes.. 🀨
Romance / Re: As A Guy, What Is That One Female Dress That Makes You Go Crazy by Smitaro100(m): 9:56pm On Dec 09, 2023
πŸ™„

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Romance / Re: U.K. Based Lady In Shock After White Man Asked To Split Bills On A Date (Video) by Smitaro100(m): 8:38pm On Dec 09, 2023
Entitlement mentality gone wrong..😏

Mk una dey respect naija men.

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Politics / Re: EXCLUSIVE:Wike Spends N4 Billion To Renovate Official Residence Instead Of N150m by Smitaro100(m): 9:50am On Dec 08, 2023
This country is just moving anyhow, the leaders are just there enriching themselves while d masses suffer.. wike own be say till now, I no even know which party in dey.🀨
Nairaland / General / Re: Tall People How Do You Survive by Smitaro100(m): 8:23pm On Dec 07, 2023
If you are tall asin above 6ft, e no good to too slim you need to add flesh small and gym moderate make you no go look like pole wey breeze fit bend. grin

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Romance / Re: I called my ex. Please Don't Make This Mistake I Made. by Smitaro100(m): 12:28pm On Dec 07, 2023
jeromestarks:


My God is a good God 😁. As e dey pain u, e dey sweet me.


Baba no be you I blame o.. na d mod wey push am come front page or na you be d mod?🀨
Romance / Re: I called my ex. Please Don't Make This Mistake I Made. by Smitaro100(m): 12:21pm On Dec 07, 2023
How d Bleep did dis childish bullshit make fp?πŸ€”

Pple wey normal for dis country dey reduce on a regular due to bad government, too bad.😏
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sky Painted In Red, Blue And White, Guns Fired As Putin Arrives In UAE by Smitaro100(m): 9:37pm On Dec 06, 2023
So wetin mk dem no fit shoot even if na knock out for our bubuπŸ™„. las las naija don cast.πŸ₯΄
Politics / Re: Akpabio Takes N800m From Senate Account For Birthday, Demands MDAs' Donations by Smitaro100(m): 6:02pm On Dec 06, 2023
This country needs serious revolution, the masses are suffering while the recycled thieves called leaders continue looting with impunity..

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Crime / Re: 7 Out Of 10 Nigerian Students Are Involved In Cyber Crime β€” EFCC Chairman Olukoy by Smitaro100(m): 3:33pm On Dec 06, 2023
It seems this efcc was created strictly for yahoo boys because I hardly hear of corrupt politicians arrest, infact most of the well known corrupt politicians are flexing top positions in the country currently. undecided

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Politics / Re: This Is How You Know Nigeria Is A Mad Nation Filled With Animals by Smitaro100(m): 10:56am On Dec 06, 2023
Too bad dis country is not designed for the sane mind.. for you to survive you need to understand the ethics of madness. cry

Worst part of it be say billions of naira are used to bankroll their useless travels with zero impact to the society. undecided

I'm very certain the stench from dis barracks will be legendary.πŸ₯΄

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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom: Governor Eno Urges Appeal Court To Dismiss Bassey Akpan’s Case by Smitaro100(m): 10:10pm On Dec 05, 2023
saintkeppy:


Umam Ikot, wait for the Supreme Court before Xmas, Supreme take a month or probably after Xmas break, your albino Governor is paying for favourable judgement, umam Ikot!


Ebot.. ur mumu no get rival.πŸ₯±
Celebrities / Re: Portable Calls Tiwa Savage 'My Godmother', Hugs Her At British Fashion Award by Smitaro100(m): 6:02pm On Dec 05, 2023
Ogbeni share soap for guys don't be stingy..πŸ₯±
Celebrities / Re: Transgender, Jay Boogie Apologises To Nigerians. Shows Off New Bum (Pics/Video) by Smitaro100(m): 5:50pm On Dec 05, 2023
Weird pple everywhere.. undecided

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Crime / Re: Many Feared Dead As Kaduna Village Is Bombed During Maulud Celebration(Pictures) by Smitaro100(m): 1:39pm On Dec 04, 2023
Muslims just dey collect wotowoto world wide, because the religion is infested with radical terrorists, now the world feels every Muslim is a potential terrorist.

It's well even inside well.

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Sports / Re: Man Rewarded With A Puppy As Man Of The Match In A Football Game In Plateau by Smitaro100(m): 6:04pm On Dec 01, 2023
Funny gift for dis kind hard economy because the last time I checked, na person wey chop belleful dey train dog. grin grin

The dog be like; dis one Una dey gift me like souvenir give person I no know, hope say where I dey go sapa no go kill me because dis face I dey see so no look like face wey need dog o.πŸ™„

Even people wey dey give gift come happy pass the receiver, you go know say issue dey. cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Rapper, 2PM’s Body Made To Stand At His Funeral Ceremony (Photos) by Smitaro100(m): 2:40pm On Nov 30, 2023
It migh be their culture over there na.. it looks more like a standing in state tho.

Rip to d young rapper..

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Travel / Re: Gov Otu Adds New Aircraft To Callyair Fleet, Plans Additional 3 by Smitaro100(m): 10:59am On Nov 30, 2023
Wickedtruths:


You dey craze. Drawf houseboy.


Mumu.. I get money pass u and ur papa combine..

You dey call people house help online common to spell d "dwarf" your papa be you no fit grin, if dem check ur family background now it's nothing but wretchedness, go get a life..

Unam ikot.
Travel / Re: Gov Otu Adds New Aircraft To Callyair Fleet, Plans Additional 3 by Smitaro100(m): 10:00am On Nov 30, 2023
Wickedtruths:


What's worse? A short, dumb housegirl.
Foolish ete dwarf.


Sharap mumu you no get talk.
Travel / Re: Gov Otu Adds New Aircraft To Callyair Fleet, Plans Additional 3 by Smitaro100(m): 9:55am On Nov 30, 2023
Wickedtruths:


That's why your destiny is to be an housegirl in Lagos. Short ete dwarf.

Ebot.. it's better to be a house girl than to be stupidly dumb.πŸ™„
Travel / Re: Gov Otu Adds New Aircraft To Callyair Fleet, Plans Additional 3 by Smitaro100(m): 9:51am On Nov 30, 2023
Imka:



You're so quick to speak, without realising how much a fool you really are. You think Ibomair belongs to akwa ibom state? It's just the same as Cally air, you know Cally air belongs to aero contractors but you don't know the real owners of Ibomair


Sharap there.. ibom air is akwa ibom state owned airline, if it's not, why don't you mention who owns it with fact and evidence, jealousy no good o..πŸ™„
Education / Re: 5 Animals That Live Longer Than Humans by Smitaro100(m): 11:45pm On Nov 29, 2023
Abeg how dem take know and who count the years?πŸ™„
Celebrities / Re: Young Duu Attacked By Unknown Boys In Lekki (Video) by Smitaro100(m): 9:02am On Nov 29, 2023
This Is bad.. what music does he sing? E b like celebrities don too plenty wey person no Sabi for dis country o. undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: The U.S. Navy Has Taken Back Control Of The Israel-affiliated Tanker Hijacked! by Smitaro100(m): 8:25am On Nov 27, 2023
Death to all Islamic terrorist.. show dem no mercy. undecided
Celebrities / Re: Portable In London For His Tour After UK Embassy Denied His Wife Visa by Smitaro100(m): 3:34pm On Nov 25, 2023
The Baba wey wash soap for this guy tight. grin

He really needs to be studied. cheesy

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Crime / Re: Suspected Cultists Kill Young Man In Port Harcourt by Smitaro100(m): 3:22pm On Nov 25, 2023
CryptoEducation:
Moral Lessons:

1) Cultism Kills You At A Early Age. If You Are in One Already, Be Wise To Be Humble And Never To Cause Trouble.

2) Portharcourt is Not Safe Especially @ Night.

One of My Girlfriend Who is A Medical Doctor was Robbed And Ripped Off Her Expensive Jewelry @ The Open Market During The Day. All The Market Women Were Just Minding Their Businesses When The Two Indigenous Robbers Walked Up To Her To Remove Her Necklace.


Is That One A SAFE City ?




Heavenly No!





If You Are Living in PH and Lagos; Just Know That Whether You Are A Cultist Or Not; You Are Not 60% Safe in These Regions.



So what were you expecting the market women to do before?πŸ™„
Family / Re: How Do Married Men Hustling In The Diaspora Cope With Sexual Urges by Smitaro100(m): 12:58pm On Nov 25, 2023
ExudeLoveToAll:


Wealthy people have more time for sex than an average poor man. Go and ask davido.

If your money is working for you as a man you can afford to do anything you want.

That mindset of an idle man who doesn't have a job is who has time for sex is a wrong idealogy.



Read through my write up slowly again, if you no get the point, then ask a more intelligent person to put you through and thank me later.πŸ™„

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