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Autos / Re: Brand New Bullet Proof Lexus Lx600 2023 With Vip Seat @420 Million by Smitaro100(m): 9:54am On Oct 24, 2023
senatrpaichulo:
lol

A deal..? grin
Autos / Re: Brand New Bullet Proof Lexus Lx600 2023 With Vip Seat @420 Million by Smitaro100(m): 9:39am On Oct 24, 2023
senatrpaichulo:
when you pay for it, I'll give you the hack.


When I see proof, I pay you, you give me d hack.. how about dat? smiley

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Autos / Re: Brand New Bullet Proof Lexus Lx600 2023 With Vip Seat @420 Million by Smitaro100(m): 9:29am On Oct 24, 2023
senatrpaichulo:
yes. Drive to Gaza


Would have bought it only if it was driven from gaza down here. wink

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Autos / Re: Brand New Bullet Proof Lexus Lx600 2023 With Vip Seat @420 Million by Smitaro100(m): 9:24am On Oct 24, 2023
Nice ride.. hope it has anti-missile proof also because d world is not smiling o.🙄
Travel / Re: Happie Boys To Be Deported From Cyprus Within 30 Days - Leaked Chat by Smitaro100(m): 8:45am On Oct 24, 2023
see as village pple disguise as rat🐀enter their traveling bag follow dem go Cyprus.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Frees Two Israeli Women From Gaza by Smitaro100(m): 8:15am On Oct 24, 2023
Nice 1, the remaining hostages should be freed also. I sight the two mamas rocking African wears. smiley
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Men Avoid Marrying Ladies Above 35 by Smitaro100(m): 7:57am On Oct 24, 2023
DawsonCole:
I think many people attach so much importance to themselves. Life is fickle. We are here today, and would be gone tomorrow. In 50 years time, many of us would be long gone, and all of these things will be meaningless. Whether you settle with a lady at 25 or 35 year old lady, everything will be meaningless in only a few years from now.


Motivational speaker has spoken.. giving hope to d hopeless.. nice one, keep it up. wink

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Foreign Affairs / Re: SA Unveils Largest Defence Drone Built In Africa (PICS) by Smitaro100(m): 6:28pm On Oct 23, 2023
TMKsouth:


I wonder what that says about Nigeria's ethnic groups 👎🏾🇳🇬💩

Anyway, is Dangote the only dollar billionaire in Africa?😂 I believe Patrice Motsepe 🇿🇦 too can buy a couple of tribes in Nigeria. It will be pretty easy since all the young men have japared. He'll even get Igbo and Yoruba especially at a discounted price coz they're away 'developing' foreign lands.


Lol.. you wish. grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: SA Unveils Largest Defence Drone Built In Africa (PICS) by Smitaro100(m): 6:04pm On Oct 23, 2023
TMKsouth:


He must buy his people food first and develop his hometown like the Platinum king has.


Yea.. after he's done buying d richest ethnic group in Africa. grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: SA Unveils Largest Defence Drone Built In Africa (PICS) by Smitaro100(m): 5:52pm On Oct 23, 2023
TMKsouth:


And Dangote's own ethnic group is dirt poor and japaring all over the world, even to Niger and South Sudan.


over here in naija, dat can't still stop him from buying it if you mk noise too much.🙄
Foreign Affairs / Re: SA Unveils Largest Defence Drone Built In Africa (PICS) by Smitaro100(m): 5:47pm On Oct 23, 2023
TMKsouth:


You mean like Botswana or the Royal Bafokeng nation in the North West province of South Africa 🤷🏽‍♂️

https://www.nairaland.com/6491523/see-worlds-richest-tribe-african



Richest ethnic group indeed wey dangote go fit buy.🙄

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Romance / Re: Girl's Mum In Shock After Finding A Big Cucumber In Her Bag (pics/video) by Smitaro100(m): 9:46am On Oct 22, 2023
Naija na better cruise o.. even inside d suffering and smiling. grin

Cucumber don hear am for naija girls hand.. cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Rivers And Delta Indigenes Are The Least Interested In Joining The Army by Smitaro100(m): 1:47pm On Oct 20, 2023
criuze:



Admit you need help


Admit you lack understanding.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Rivers And Delta Indigenes Are The Least Interested In Joining The Army by Smitaro100(m): 1:13pm On Oct 20, 2023
criuze:



Hopes you understand the topic bro




Hope you understand my point bro..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Rivers And Delta Indigenes Are The Least Interested In Joining The Army by Smitaro100(m): 2:32pm On Oct 19, 2023
Niger deltans are natural born soldiers already.. smiley

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Politics / Re: Top 6 Deep Seaports Under Construction Worth $13 Billion, 4 More Approved By FG by Smitaro100(m): 7:13am On Oct 19, 2023
Akwa ibom leads, others follow. kiss
Family / Re: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by Smitaro100(m): 9:03pm On Oct 18, 2023
Chochovini:
. So this fool is still quoting me? I see...
GET LOST or get struck by Thunder at any cave u called a home that u‘re typing from. Imagine this Gambian Ape.


Lol.. humans dey o.. grin
Family / Re: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by Smitaro100(m): 5:38pm On Oct 18, 2023
Chochovini:
. You are talking with the faeces from my Dog‘s anus, not Me.
I‘m a busy guy. Not a redundant low life asshole like you. And I just discovered that I‘ve been letting myself down by even repying a mad offspring from Ape family like you.
My time is way too precious to waste replying a compound fool and a son of a rejected slave like you.


Getat..
Family / Re: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by Smitaro100(m): 1:31pm On Oct 18, 2023
Chochovini:
. You see? U have nothing more to say. I told u before hand, sombody was joking with you and “BOOM“ u just jump into insulting.

See how pitiable u‘re now sounding?
All you can manage to say now is “Lamentation of this or that“.
A low life wasted product from mixed sperm of animals in the wild.
May the life of my pet dog not be as usless and meaningless as yours. Tuel..., I spat on your head.



Go and take your drugs before you bite your moma's as*.. grin
Family / Re: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by Smitaro100(m): 12:32pm On Oct 18, 2023
Chochovini:
. Poor? Maybe you‘re trying to give me more revelations about your madness infested miserable family. I can feed your entire household including your ancestors who died of hunger.

Docility and longanimity of a worse than a mad creature from Ape family seeking for banana. Old Idiot like you.


Lamentation of a cursed poor mad man grin
Family / Re: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by Smitaro100(m): 7:50am On Oct 18, 2023
Chochovini:
. I think it‘s that mad man walking stark naked moving from one village market square to another that‘s always been given a Dog‘s chase anywhere he goes because of his foul stench you called your father who contributed just 1% of the sperm that formed you that need that injection not me.
We don‘t have any history of madness in my family, God forbid.

NB:-99% of the sperm that formed you came from the combo of Chimpazee, Gorilla and Baboon. All in the wild.

They raped that albino slowpoke one eyed short frame ugly woman you called your mother. A retired HIV milf. After more than 50yrs of actively servicing different “GBOLAS“. Chai....!

And the result produced an Orangutang, a mad one at that. YOU.

So, Mad monkey, stop quoting me with your quack mentions. I don‘t have any Banana for you.



Lamentations of a poor mad man.. grin
Family / Re: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by Smitaro100(m): 9:56pm On Oct 17, 2023
Chochovini:
. Oh, so dis disgusting trash is still quoting me? I see.

Well, u knw wat? It‘s ur entire family pedigree dat‘s insane. Hence u keeps talking abt chain chain chain cos u‘re very familiar wt it as smting dat‘s very very available in ur madness infested family. Don‘t u see?


It seems d chain alone is not helping matters, you need psychiatric injection to help calm your nerve.. because if you are not mad, you won't be quoting me twice typing dsame thing.

Shalom..
Family / Re: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by Smitaro100(m): 6:15pm On Oct 17, 2023
Chochovini:
. E don enter insult? You fit stand me? Make e no come be you like hamas vs Israel o. No be who first start throe punch o but who finish victorious.

Which chain first make I no how I go take arrange am for you wella. Which chain?

Ohoo u mean that chain wey dem be take tie your great grand ancestor before e come reach your father“s turn?



Tnx for telling us d type of chain dem use chain you wen d kolo pass gear..
Family / Re: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by Smitaro100(m): 5:05pm On Oct 17, 2023
nedekid:

Not a crime son, neither is being indomie generation too.

Family / Re: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by Smitaro100(m): 4:41pm On Oct 17, 2023
Bahamas95:
Toy handset in 80s and 90s?


There was in d 90's.. Asin toy handset.

It will only b strange to you because ure a certified atutu poyoyo. grin

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Politics / Re: Video Of Hamas fighter killed During Isreal- Invasion by Smitaro100(m): 4:14pm On Oct 17, 2023
ba7man:
Then why are you asking what happened to the rockets fired at Israel by Hamas??



No blame am na dumb Islamic terrorist wey dey sniff suck away. grin

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Family / Re: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by Smitaro100(m): 3:59pm On Oct 17, 2023
Chochovini:
. Who said is a crime? It‘s just that you‘re an indomie generation. The more reason you‘re not part of that thread.
Those children you saw in that pics might have become fathers and mothers in their respective destinations by mow.

Na person wey loose your chain I blame. undecided
Family / Re: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by Smitaro100(m): 3:21pm On Oct 17, 2023
Chochovini:
. Indomie spotted. For you to have talked about toy handset.


Ebot.. I was born in d 90's, how is dat a crime? undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Navy Unit Shooting Hamas Terrorists At Sea (Video) by Smitaro100(m): 2:14pm On Oct 17, 2023
Oboy isreal just dey serve dem Islamic terrorist as e dey hot o shocked.. dis is what I call wotowoto promax.. grin

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Family / Re: Nostalgic Throwback: How 80s And 90s Kids Looked Like During Christmas by Smitaro100(m): 6:15pm On Oct 15, 2023
Toy handset and watch nko? grin

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Politics / Re: Toto Without Electricity For Almost 10-years Of APC Rule -walid Jibrin by Smitaro100(m): 2:45pm On Oct 14, 2023
Toto without light is dangerous and risky, d government should look into it asap.. grin

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