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InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Smithwilliams826: 4:17pm On Apr 30, 2025
Jayinyourdreams:
what a profitable trader grin
I go block u self. I no say u b another Alexas58 Monika.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Smithwilliams826: 4:12pm On Apr 30, 2025
DieRich5:
Which direction this coin dy go?

EducationRe: Finland Bans Smartphones In Schools by Smithwilliams826: 4:06pm On Apr 30, 2025
If na 9ja nw, them go talk say na backwards we dey go.
PhonesRe: Itel Launches Colorful & Durable Smartphone, A90 For Less Than ₦‎100,000 by Smithwilliams826: 4:05pm On Apr 30, 2025
Samykush:
Lie...
My Tecno is now 8 years and still working smoothly
I still beta pass u 4 English language. I no go sch but I no the difference btw MOST AND ALL
HealthRe: How Can I Deal With A Yellowish Teeth by Smithwilliams826: 7:52am On Apr 30, 2025
Use only salt and charcoal. (Activated charcoal)
Nature is grt
HealthRe: Why Did I Ejaculate During Examination At Covenant University? by Smithwilliams826: 7:49am On Apr 30, 2025
grandiose4ever:
To Doctors In The House.

I am a Covenant University graduate. Some years ago during my 200L I enrolled for a course themed "CHM212: Physical Chemistry". After the semester end, half of the class failed the course miserably. So we retook the course in 300 Level as a "carryover", then I failed this course again. Then in 400L I enrolled for this course again.

This time around I read severely for the course because a failure would amount to an extra year. But when I got to the exam hall and opened the questions, much of it looked like Arabic to me. I couldn't even make sense of what the question was talk more of what the answers could be. Beyond writing my name, I could only attempt a few questions.

Looking around I could see how the 200 level Chemistry students where flipping papers. I could only curse my own department for making us enroll to Chemistry courses that were of little relevance to my department. To make things worse, some of these 200 level students where requesting for extra papers and I was wondering why anyone would need extra papers.

From afar it was clear that my 400L class mates also retaking the course where equally in disarray. One was sweating under AC, the other had that look - you know that look of a clueless person who was certain of failure and the last was making unsuccessful attempts to 'giraffe' another student. Some minutes later, some people started submitting scripts, then the principal supervisor declared 10 minutes more for the rest of us.

The moment she made that declaration, it was as though the reality of an extra year came blaring at my face. I could feel tension surging down my body from neck down and then my muscles contracted. Two seconds before, I was now certain I was going to have an ejaculation. I immediately held my head and pretended as though I was having a painful headache as one or two people looked my way wondering why I had a 'squirting face' and was in apparent discomfort.

After the ejaculation I felt peace of mind. So I immediately stood up and dashed towards the exit with my almost blank papers in hand covering my groin. I submitted and ran back to my hostel room before anyone could notice any wet spurt on my trousers. I changed over and ran back to Chapel begging God for even a D so I can graduate.

Glory to God, when the results came out I had a D - which is the minimum grade you could evade a carryover/extra year at CU.

But till today I wonder why and how I could have had that disgustingly embarrassing experience. I would be grateful if Doctors or Biologist could explain why such a thing would happen to me at an examination. I would like to know if anyone has experienced anything remotely close to that. Thank you for your time
U submit blank paper con score D. Na wah 4 schools oh.

Som pple no dey write exams but Dem dey always pass.

Sch na scam.
PhonesRe: Itel Launches Colorful & Durable Smartphone, A90 For Less Than ₦‎100,000 by Smithwilliams826: 7:44am On Apr 30, 2025
Umarnuhu1990:
https://gadgetstripe.com/meet-the-itel-a90-the-smartphone-under-100000-naira/
most android phones only last for 3 years, after three years, they begin to hang or malfunction mostly itel. The only phone I have used for more than 3 yrs is Samsung.
PoliticsRe: FBI, Others To Release Tinubu's US Probe Reports On May 2 by Smithwilliams826: 7:17am On Apr 30, 2025
Thelannister:
They should just help the masses if they really care. We fed up
They have no plan to help any ⬛. I think presido no dey accept there terms na hin make Dem dey threaten am.

Dem dey waste their time.
EducationRe: FG Ends Bilateral Education Agreement Foreign Scholarship Programme by Smithwilliams826: 7:11am On Apr 30, 2025
Waste of time. E don b presido already. Dem 1 threaten am.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Smithwilliams826: 7:06am On Apr 30, 2025
jayce232:
Just click on the person u intend to block moniker, u will see it.
thanks
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Smithwilliams826: 6:51pm On Apr 28, 2025
jayce232:
God bless Seun for this block button, it shows he listens to users of this platform. I can't believe a day would come one can read here without going through the stress of trying to skip the post of one lunatic selling fake $20 signal & always causing chaos here. See as I'm really enjoying this thread. Seun really do this one! But Seun I think one week is too short, try to update it to at least 1 year, if possible block forever option, so we don't need to be stressing our head blocking every week.
Abeg, where the block button dey.
Christianity EtcRe: Ibiyeomie Breaks Silence On Viral 'Jesus And The Poor' Controversy! by Smithwilliams826: 12:37pm On Apr 27, 2025
RomanceRe: Is It A Sin Not To Bear Children... by Smithwilliams826: 9:32am On Apr 27, 2025
akwesenana:
It is a sin to introduce children to unnecessary suffering.
Not valid.

If person con get problem wey affect him financial life Cor?
RomanceRe: Is It A Sin Not To Bear Children... by Smithwilliams826: 9:31am On Apr 27, 2025
Aatami:
With the present situation of the country, I don't feel am going to marry.
will God punish and send me to hell for not marry and bear children,
Paul/Saul said it's not a sin not to get married.
RomanceRe: I'm I A Simp? Or by Smithwilliams826: 6:45pm On Apr 26, 2025
greenbrave:
To be honest I am focused, even more.

It's just a matter between myself and her.

I mean it is okay to reach out.
Since it's okay to reach out, why are you reaching out to nairaland?

You don't want to accept other pple idea or opinion, why make it public?

Gerraaout of here. undecided
AutosRe: Man Converts Keke Napep To Electric In Kwara (Video) by Smithwilliams826: 4:59pm On Apr 25, 2025
PDPdestroyer:
Igbos are really talented. Igbo amaka!!!
lipsrsealed
No b Igbo Dem bi
AutosRe: Man Converts Keke Napep To Electric In Kwara (Video) by Smithwilliams826: 4:58pm On Apr 25, 2025
BeginsAtHome:
Ok, congrats.

But where him see light charge am?
light no dey your place no mean say light no dey hin place
AutosRe: Man Converts Keke Napep To Electric In Kwara (Video) by Smithwilliams826: 4:57pm On Apr 25, 2025
hitekk:
If there is not light to charge it, it means non-work for that day.

What will happen if the battery runs down on the way?
U no dey think? If battery low watin Dem dey use?

If NEPA light no dey, solar or gen go dey. sad
RomanceRe: Lady Curses Man Who Made Her Leave Her Boyfriend, Got Her Pregnant & Blocked Her by Smithwilliams826: 12:42pm On Apr 25, 2025
Chimex002:
Lady lays cūrse on the man who made her leave her boyfriend of two years, promised her marriage, got her pregnant, and then blocked her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMsTbCN826c
no b Chidioke. Na TUANKU
Make she change that name cool
E b like e dey part of those pple wey dey collect 20k.
PropertiesRe: What Is This Building Used For? by Smithwilliams826: 10:29am On Apr 24, 2025
dimexy247:
Light house tower




Na play, grin I think it's a reservoir.
Yeah.
It's water reservoir.
CrimeRe: Local Vigilante Rescues Hookup Girl In Ozoro, Delta State (Video) by Smithwilliams826: 9:06am On Apr 24, 2025
Rapmoney:
A hookup girl was rescued in Ozoro, Delta State by local vigilante. According to her, she went with two of her friends, and they were promised N20,000 each (that's 60k for three of them). They serviced the boys that contracted them, but when it was time to pay, the boys started beating them. Her two friends escaped leaving her, and she was raped repeatedly and locked up, before being discovered by local vigilante.

Watch video here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmghMFnoOY8

Source: WarriParrot
She go continue. All dis gals wey no dey hear word.
PoliticsRe: Defections To APC: Why Is Peter Obi Seemingly Unbothered About It? by Smithwilliams826: 9:02am On Apr 24, 2025
Vinnie2000:
Baba is in Rome for Pope Francis' Burial while Tinibu is busy in Nigeria Cherrypicking Opposition Governors of PDP. 🤨

As an OBidient, This should be of Worry but somehow I love this Cool 'I am not Bothered' attitude. smiley

But is this a TERRIBLE Gamble?
Or somehow It will Pay off For him in the Future.🤔
Obi no like stress. 😂
CultureRe: Nigerian Traditional Weddings Are Culture, Not Themes For Foreigners (Opinion) by Smithwilliams826: 1:17pm On Apr 23, 2025
This pple are stealing our culture. Very soon dey will take over and claim they are the real nigerians.
HealthRe: Which Brand Of Toothpaste Is Your Favourite? Picture by Smithwilliams826: 1:14pm On Apr 23, 2025
Everything is now natural. No chemical grin
Christianity EtcRe: Who Will Be The Next Pope After Francis? The Selection Process, What’s Next? by Smithwilliams826: 3:57am On Apr 22, 2025
He is the last pope.
InvestmentRe: The Names, Faces Behind CBEX Scheme by Smithwilliams826: 8:13pm On Apr 19, 2025
Those directly/indirectly calling out tribes should be punished seun.
Their IP address should be giving 1 year imprisonment.
Timmi:
Just like your people is known for drugs unlimited - International and Local.
Philistine:
Before I opened this thread, I already know the tribe the founders of cbex would come from. Anything yahoo yahoo, 419... Just give it to them
FamilyRe: Drama As Man Locks Wife And Lover Inside Shop Over Allegedly Cheating (Photo) by Smithwilliams826: 7:17pm On Apr 17, 2025
NosyParrot:
Try what again?
Did you see a video of the man on her?
if he had videoed them, whona go dey shout make Dem sue d married man.
FoodRe: Man Constructs Pot To Cook Rice And Stew At Same Time cos Of High Cost Of Gas by Smithwilliams826: 12:22pm On Apr 16, 2025
onome25:
Omo na useless innovation jooooor undecided
so as him old like this na wetin come him mind to develop be this grin kia we Nigerians are very funny .....
difference between this guy & witch craft no get gap shocked grin
watin u don innovate Wey dey useful to d public?
RomanceRe: Return My Shop! – Man Confronts Girlfriend After She Gets Engaged To Another Man by Smithwilliams826: 5:59pm On Apr 14, 2025
TUANKU:
You this loser again. You don see food chop today?
Donkey, I no no say na u. As I c ur name I just dey laugh.

RomanceRe: Return My Shop! – Man Confronts Girlfriend After She Gets Engaged To Another Man by Smithwilliams826: 5:56pm On Apr 14, 2025
virginprincess:
They never had any contract, if the idiot know he was serious why didn't he at least propose, he want to tie the woman down because he opened one useless shop for her, dem suppose flog the idiot sef for constituting nuisance 😠😠
long epistle. Make she go buy her own goods, rent her shop.
RomanceRe: Return My Shop! – Man Confronts Girlfriend After She Gets Engaged To Another Man by Smithwilliams826: 5:53pm On Apr 14, 2025
TUANKU:
The man is a dolt. If na me be the woman i go find area boys to throw the nuisance out of my shop. Wawa!
shop wey no b ur own, tif

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