₦airaland Forum

stealmatic:
And u calling urself a genius, fake drugs are out there,sndvthe best way is to monitor them and be licenced, its not about religion or tribe now,its about our safety

NwaAmaikpe:



A whitelady that married a blackman against the will of her people, gave him a stay in the country, spoils him silly with gifts and worships the ground he steps on will readily smash his phone out of sexual frustration.
Sex is not a want, it is a need.
That is why it is called S.EX, meaning So Esssential.

The Bible says in Songs of Solomon 8;4, "do not awaken love till it is it's time" because the Bible knows that once you have tasted sex or orgasm, it becomes a need for your body that must be sustained.

You cannot fool nature.
Pastors tell us to be celibate but the Lord in his infinite wisdom sends his angels to give us wetdreams so that we can ejaculate and maintain our sanity.
Yet the same pastor will tell us we have spirit wives and spirit husbands rather than tell us to respond better while making love in our dreams.

Biology may call this wetdreams, but reality proves it is simply water finding its level.

People do very irrational things just for sex and it is called sex-deprivation-induced-temporary-insanity.
A married man will lie that his wife is dead so he can furk a stranger, normal people will shag imbeciles and madwomen, even classy ladies will molest school children due to the chemical imbalance that exists when there has been insufficient or no sexual release.

That's why our eyes clear when we cum, but it does not actually clear, we regain our sanity.
Absalom didn't know it was incest till he ejaculated; suddenly he couldn't stand the same lady he was once obsessed about.

The court will acquit a man who shot his wife dead after walking in on her cheating, likewise it will acquit a woman who strangled her lover to death while straddling him in the course of lovemaking; because both could be attributed to temporary insanity in the throes of passion.

Just like I'd blame women who sex-starve their husbands and then they end up doing outrageous things like shagging a donkey or masturbating in public buses, I'd also blame this man for withholding his preek.

Sex is not overrated, it is actually underrated.

After oxygen and food, the next basic need of an adult is good sex.
Never underestimate the power of a good preek, 82% of all bitter women are preek deprived, while 70% of all core women-haters are involuntary celibates.

If you have a man, open your legs for him more than you open your Bible. Because the former will save that relationship while the later will also confirm to you that while respect is the block of a union, sex is it's mortar.

DeLaRue:
I don't believe that UBA has crossed the N1 trillion profit mark yet. Their 2014 was around N750, I think. I could be wrong though.

GTB scheduled their capital raising in 2 phases. With phase 2, they will have no difficulty raising whatever they need. 'Pound for pound', Gtb is the most profitable bank in Nigeria, and I think the largest by market capitalisation.

First Bank and Fidelity will have no problem raising whatever they need.

DeLaRue:
I don't believe that UBA has crossed the N1 trillion profit mark yet. Their 2014 was around N750, I think. I could be wrong though.

GTB scheduled their capital raising in 2 phases. With phase 2, they will have no difficulty raising whatever they need. 'Pound for pound', Gtb is the most profitable bank in Nigeria, and I think the largest by market capitalisation. GTCO is not the largest by capitalisation. Zenith is the largest

First Bank and Fidelity will have no problem raising whatever they need.

Enemyofpeace:
na hunger be my own major problem

OnyeObowo1:
Useless guys are diverting our attention from this evil apc government....
I suspect apc is sending these guys to do all these inconsequential things

youngsahito:
please I want to know more about this solar installation?

Drella:
Wow
Can you share your career path?

Usefulsense:
You're the bomb bro.

blaze83:
That is more than 100% increase in the rent. It's quite unlawful, but let me ask, did he make any renovations? If yes, the law stipulates he can hike the rent by more than 50%. If there was no renovations done, then he is not legally allowed to increase the rent by more than 50%.

So feel free to take him to court, and you'd definitely win. You can follow the Facebook page: The People's Parliament to learn more on issues like this