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Jerryojozy:
Yes. Audit, financial services am available.

Guy not ur question. No de advertise urself here.

kendallwoods:
IT MAY SOUND FUNNY THO BUT MARRIAGE IS THE ONLY SOLUTION

Ah! marriage ? not now.

Good day guys. Trust u guys are enjoying your weekend. I visit this great forum regularly and what I have learnt from here is invaluable.
This has been bordering for a while now, is womanizing genetic? let me give a little background check to this question. My dad was a serious Casanova in his youthful days . Then he wasn't even rich but his charisma, soft voice, funny instinct etc have been his selling point. Though his tall, dark and handsome too. I posses all theses qualities in him. The only difference is am fair in complexion. I'm 26 an accountant by profession. Most of my friends are female. I love to make friends with the opposite sex, just casual friends with time there will start professing their love for me. I was cracking one up yesterday before I knew it, she said Jerry I love, u are fun to be with. Many of those girls act like my girlfriend already. I don't want to be like my father. Nairalanders help a brother. pls don't mind the grammatical errors, figures my thing.

Too prompt pls. How can someone reschedule or take the March 18, 2018 class?

elderkezini92:
what's on the upper part of the message(have u gone through the entire recruitment process)?

Entry level program training scheduled for 6th November, 2017. have not gone through the entire recruitment process.

how true is the mail?

Igboeze90:
Yes.

Thanks

Nlanders I don't have birth certificate but age declaration, will I be allowed to take the test? Thanks

Nlanders in Kano and its environs, I need a job. I need something that will keep me going. I am a graduate of accounting and computer literate. Help a brother!

Normal thing for JOS.

Abeg I don tire for this noise. If there want sanction him fine but not the Jagaban I know.

That jigawa guy resemble hunter o #TeamEbonyiJustMyLips

Ujuhot:
The most difficult time to be in a relationship as a guy is in your early twenties.The period when you are stuck in a limbo, trying to figure out yourself and who you want to be.

At this age, you find it a herculean task asking money from your parents, considering your dad will always remind you of how he was self sufficient at your age. So you are always left with "Nkechiyere" anyone that comes from them willingly. To compound your "woes". You have a girlfriend whom you love so much, you are 24 and she is 23. And guys being wired to want to take control, you are frustrated at your inability to take care of her like you want to.
I mean where is the money??
You are still jobless, still hustling, still finding your feet.
Still putting hands in to many things hoping for good. All of a sudden, she starts acting out and showing attitude. You call, and she takes forever to pick or return your calls. When she finally does pick, the call is like an interview session with those annoying and frustrating one word replies. Yes, no, fine, okay, nothing.

Then finally she ends the call with a flimsy excuse like " wait let me close the fridge", i will call you back. And the call never comes back. Then one day she calls you and asks you "where is this relationship heading to?.
You don't even know where your own life is heading to, not to talk of a relationship. Then she drops the bombshell. Tells you that she met a guy who wants to marry her. And how age isn't on her side, and you are almost compelled to scream "But you are just 23". Can't you wait 3 more years let me make it.
You just hold yourself and play the good guy. You ask her if she loves him, she dodges the question and replies you with " He treats me well". Well since she wasn't informing you to take permission, she was simply telling you.

You have to be the cool guy and wish her well. One week later, she gives you the traditional wedding card. And then you do the math yourself. She was talking to the guy a long time before now.

Then you realise that for every "K" you got on WhatsApp, the guy was getting a long epistle.
You have been played. Worse is you cant even blame her, you are just a prospect who no one knows what will become of your life in 4years time. Would you have made it or not? She has gone for the real deal, someone who has already made it.

In footballing terms, you are a "Anthony Martial" ( prospect) while the guy is a Messi ( has made it already). I mean you were sending her cards of N200, and the guy was telling her to manage 10k for the weekend. No comparison there.
And then you go through that silent heartbreak guys go through, the ones they don't talk about. And unceremoniously you get inducted into the special hall of fame where members are young guys whose childhood loves and friends or girlfriends they thought they would end up with left them to marry someone else. Your heart is broken into smithereens. In this hall of fame, you are all victims. Victims of not having found your path in your early twenties.
At the wedding, no sight is more heartbreaking than seeing "the love of your life" say "I do" to this guy she just met 6 months ago.
To make matters worse, you get an alert from Diamond bank telling you how N13 have been deducted for bank charges. You are mad.Your N4000, is down to N3987 rendering that N1k useless, you can only withdraw N3k now. And that's your home and abroad. Can life be more unfair at this moment?

6 years later. You are 30 now. Congratulations, you finally made it. You are as rich as you hoped you will become. You are one of the happening guys in town. You go to a wedding. With your friends, the men on suit. Those guys that just intimidate everyone in the hall. You are seated scouting the hall, and the bridal train passes by. Of course, bridal train and ashoebi ladies always show themselves. That's part of the job description. Sampling. And you spot one, she is beautiful, elegant and tall. You walk up to her, chat her up. Exchange numbers and you leave. She is 24, ripe for marriage. Three months later, you are sounding marriage to her ears. She loves how it sounds.

You are on chat with her always.
And somewhere else, a 25year old boy still finding his way is wondering why the girlfriend is becoming distant these days.
Why is he getting those one worded replies which is unlike her. Why do there chats seem more like interview. And fast fast, you have proposed and simultaneously she is asking the 25year old boy that question of
"Where is this relationship going to". And then you marry her, and somewhere a boy gets heart broken.

You see we are always going to do this to ourselves.

Written by @jaetomz


What goes around...

cool but leave Anthony Martial o

Thank God I measured it today

I was wondering why I can't hide my attention in public and at full attention why girls shout. I measured my cassava while at rest and I got 6 inches. I know better now.

PaulIdu:
And he also released thier best commanders back to them

The effects of his actions are staring at us. More will and fire power to our military

Book haram has equipped itself with ransom paid to free chibok girls. Bought more weapons and they are back with their atrocities again.

Freedom to worship .

TINALETC3:
I dnt belong to the oda room, I belong 2 his heart kitchen and his bank account

chai!! Oda room first before bank account room o.

sqooby:
and vote for who mr make things right?

when the time comes u will know. Just pray things get better before 2019, else baba will leave for Daura

I in particular have left him long time ago. Let's make things right in 2019

Davash222:
34. That's his football age. But his younger bro is 40.

Abeg no kill me with laugh...hahahahahaha

Hello nlanders I need a job to survive in Kano. I'm a graduate of accounting from a federal university ( second class upper division, CGPA of 4.32). Microsoft office suite and Sage50 efficient. Internet savvy and a whole lot. I have experience in office management, payroll administration, estimates preparation and internal audit. I can also teach/ lecture. Thanks