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Ahh I see, what can I say she's blessed real good, ride on sis,

Awww thanks, babay PS, I'm ur star,

MrCrackles:
Tope na wa ooo

Ur popularity for nairaland don surpass the money OBJ stole from the treasury!!

, na so oo, oya what's the secret naw TOPE?

Who, baby?

DavidDylan:
my sister, that girl is c-o-m-p-l-e-t-e.

but before gravity reach their side . . . them don pass you.

In what sense, sagging?

chamotex:
u gats to feel it baybee, there's more from where that came from

I trust u jare

DavidDylan:
sorry o smurf . . . u've just dropped down to no.5 on the ECC list.  

I know na, WHITEROSES na the cause no whala, I no say force of gravity no go reach ma side sha,  

MrCrackles:
Are you Tope's twin sister?!

I see that

chamotex:
U don't have any other option . . . . . . I'll send u a surprise gift for that comment

[b]You know me and Smurf make the perfect couple - Bonnie & Clyde '08 ;[/b]D

I'm really feeling this

DavidDylan:
Divorce kini? comot ur eye from that place my friend.
Our union is indestructible.

hmmm smurf . . . smurf . . . chamo can't offer you nothing but lyrics . . .

Congrats to U SIR

LOLZ, true that

chamotex:
Nah Tope, ur the one getting it twisted . . . me and ma baybee had a little' misunderstanding and its all sorted now.

Chamo was always there . . . .

Tell 'em baby, tell them oo,  

DavidDylan:
Confidence get levels . . . O girl you berra think twice . . . santa claus doesnt come twice a yr.

Na true u talk, but ermmm, not in this case,  

Ejo em binu ma

chamotex:
Bros nothing for you, I gat this babe locked down . . .

and the answer to ur question is NO!!!

Being the good chap that I am, I can hook u up with other chicks here o. You know u still ma brova which 1 u want?

I like a confident man jare, I find it very, sexy, and its such a turn on to me, baby do your thing jare,

tope2000:
@david
u no say u r too advanced for the girl, no corrupt am

Thanks I'm young and innocent

~Sauron~:
Put ma hands where on your body??
The twin towers or your booty??

Na wa for u oo Don, i feel it getting too hot for me here,

DavidDylan:
smooth? nah . . .
just appreciating a fantastic piece of human creation when i see one . . . besides cleavages like yours deserve someone who at least knows what he's doing.

LOLZ, I see that, thanks much

Tgirl4real:
Na wa o . . .

I have never see ur kind of people before

Smurf

what was all d noise for when u know u wont grant the interview

Very soon ma'am,

chamotex:
Yeah passed both of them . . . got two more to go still

I'm doing this for us you know that right.

What u been up 2 tho apart from school?

Eya nice I really appreciate that darling, I know u are a very intelligent guy, abeg keep copping them "A" like no man's biz, nothing do us jare,  

As for me, I came home from school, and just spending time with the family that's all seeing that today is a holiday and stuff, I really miss u oo,  

DavidDylan:
how can he be right? Look, youngies have nothing to offer you but excuses and long stories . . .

Old wine tastes better.  

Tope is no.3, the other 2 are another story entirely . . .

Ready for a voyage of immense pleasure and satisfaction?  

Eya u sound so smooth oh,   tell me now I want to know them

chamotex:
@ Debosky, Brash, David and all the other egbons

You people are too old for all this na, respect yourselves o

If we add all your ages together, Oh boy basket don full o

This is ma wifey u all are trying to snatch from me . . . Chei! and they warned me o

All of una din expire now, youngies like us are the real dealy!

Change ur ways please

Seriously u guys for real, he's right

DavidDylan:
u're no. 4 on the all time Enchanting cleavage club (ECC).
The other 3 ahead of u are just out of this planet . . . Tope is no 3.

Okay who are the first three,  

chamotex:
Egbon Brash e tun ti wa mi debi

@ Smurf

I was actually busy with exams aswell u know . . . . . . . . . . i missed u too baybee

Eya, pls no dey Ignore me like that naw, its very hurtful, I know u missed me, and it was all a front , how were ur exams baby?

debosky:
This competition is getting hot o, Smurfy how far? I'm single and ready to mingle  

PS - your cleavage is just right for me, Tope's is excessive  (aseju ni olorun o fe  )

Eya, what can I say I have good genes to thank for them,  

MrCrackles:
Danke Chamo is hot up on ur heels now

Smurf has pitched tent with Brash! Chamo has been left in the lurch, so i d like to pair him with u

If you don't agree, i would fire u as my PA

Tope is officially hooked to Sauron

Davidylan is with Alagolo

Debosky is with Mukky

Inbox, Doyin13 and Evergreen are losers!!

Nice I'm loving all these hot gist oh tell me more naw?

Oh leave us now,

~Sauron~:
My footsteps??
Sauron's marriage is legal. . . . . .Your case is different.
Flirting with men while married is punishable by 12 strokes of the cane on ur butt.

Oda I'm sorry will not try it again,

DavidDylan:
Fair enough. She's no. 4 on the all time list.

Who are numbers 3 &4

Ahh we were just joking naw, u are taking this thingy way too seriously jare, okay did u miss me?

4 Play:
I see "cleavage" come log in, not too impressed. Still lagging behind Tope's.

I know right, wouldnt want to take the crown from her at all,  

I missed u for real, I was busy wiff my exams tha's why I didnt come on line, and then u are always ignoring me as well, oya u nko, did u miss me?

~Sauron~:
Nah. . . . .This is not PLAYING. . . .This is e-flirting.
Tell all the men on HEAT after you to ZIP UP.

I loff u too, sweetie.
1,000,000 Deboskys or Brashes cannot put us asunder.

I'm just following in your footsteps DON that's all,  

DavidDylan:
na wa o . . . if i talk wetin dey my mind now . . . i will be in serious trouble.

But aunty smurf . . . na real wa for that your titillating cleavage o.  

Ahh, they are precious oh,  

MrCrackles:
I am humble and i only deserve the best woman

And that woman is Smurf! AKA Mrs Brash! _{d only difference is she aint brashy!}!

I say small smalli,  

Thanks I missed u sha o

~Sauron~:
What about TKB??

Ahh I'm just playing here that's all,