₦airaland Forum

diggz:
Sod09 sey na prayers you find come or swear? Take your time

abeg wetin be scores

diggz:
Someone should epp us break bakayokos knees please!!!

don't be an apka
That dude worth millions of pounds

raumdeuter:
Abeg if I bring my Ankara can you epp iron and put sharp gator

agbaya
Gator ko alliGATOR ni

someone call 911 a lunatic is on the loose

funlord:
See epistle? The pain evident in your post gladdens me...after all the truth is very bitter so the fact that it has hurt you feels orgasmic. Look at this mgbeke that suddenly thinks of herself as an eagle when In reality you are a common housefly? All this nonsense you wrote up there just further buttresses your market woman credentials...nothing more nothing less...you are an empty vessel and a semi retired slay queen. FACT

Now you know about carbs and diet? Less than 2 years ago when you were flying like a drone from owambe to owambe all around naija looking for other peoples parents or husband's to leech off from was your diet not filled with bokotor and beer? Where were your posts on carbs and proteins then?So you have finally managed to enter the US and work for minimum wage so the whole world should stop revolving? The same US some nigerians have even left to come back home for or which one? It's now a _shithole? Are your parents not still in this _shithole? Don't you feel foolish reading your signature now? Anyway someone with your single digit IQ probably does not have the capacity to feel foolish sef...my bad!


You now have a PhD in presentation? Are you yourself presentable? Or has your mirror been lying to you? You actually look like the meals you castigate so take care of your glass house instead of throwing stones before you carry those rash filled claws you call fingers to come and type insults or try to bully or insult all these gentle nairalanders next time....there are still those of us who see nothing wrong in slapping the taste out of the mouths of otondos such as yourself and who will defend the meek! Now _fuck off my mentions and go and wait for the officials from the US ministry of health to come and sanitize that cesspool of terminal diseases you call your _vagina or simply wait for the woman whose husband you snatched to come and give you a hot oil shower! Smelly old hag!

chai
Brutality!!!

phaamsaam:
Offside!?? When the ball came from a Liverpool player, you guys na back of TV una dey watch, make I speak pidgin small, second penalty was also correct, 75m player made contact, if it was outside the box it's a stone wall free kick, so why not a pen

the first one was it a dive or not
This new month I promise myself not to reply stupid mentions again

ibkayee:
Bam bam looks really pretty this night

she's looks Hot
Hor.ny is mean fucking nairaland always changing words

skitozblog:
In K Brule mind, he don curve Anto. Idiot. He's still the one with a broken leg and pepper in his mouth. Loser #BBNaija

total loser

eksbabe:
Tobi dared to deep kiss any girl and grab her ass for 15 secs, asides Cee-c
Odetobi wants to eat pepper and he eats pepper

what a puxxy

Bunch of losers
I'm off to bed jare, ordinary to press breast Alex they use style complain as if he get any.

What the hell is tobi doing to the poor jacuzzi

ibkayee:
Threebear will come and tell you Big Brother gave Miracle a bigger egg than the rest of the housemates hence reducing his chances

Lol jk, I love you Miracle

No he's waiting for the perfect time to become hoh

raumdeuter:
First penalty, Harry Kane was offside. 2nd Kane dived

3 and the 2nd penalty thats a scam

I pray they ban the motherfucker against arsenal

booqee:
hehehe a twitter user have stolen your post. Just saw this exact thing u wrote on my screen just now.

lmao did you get the name of the handler

safarigirl:
I did not report anything to anybody, I am not that jobless. Go and find the person that did this thing to you because this your behaviour is from spiritual realm

You are gauging relevance by the amount of people who hail someone, is that how deeply you are invested in Nairaland?

Nna, you really need a life o, I am concerned for you

Which one is omosexy
Call her iyasexy

Vivipop:
Yes, I "capish". LOL

Vivipop:
No, I am not a fan. Don't like Ice cream, cakes, biscuits, sweets and sometimes sugary tea. I have got enough sugar in my carbohydrates and fruits.

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Capish

Vivipop:
Yea, I guess I am allergic to sugared rice, beans, yam, stew and soup.

which one be sugared rice, stew again

Threebear:
Whatever, I didn't ask you about your family diet history
.

slowpoke you can't pretend to be sensible for once
Papikush is right

Lana1:
Still 6th.

werey

kokaneprodigy:
o boi this thing pain you gan that year. ooya in the spirit of Sabath forgive me.

as in them wan die last year thank God for Yoruba league if not they were hopeless

Vivipop:
My colleague got terribly sick after she ate sugared yam. It is not to you but to my then sick colleague and to me, it is food poisoning.

we have different allergies

Threebear:
Potential diabetes though.
Yam already has a ridiculous amount of sugar, lacing it with another added sugar is potentially dangerous.

we don't eat it everyday
What about those who feed on rice everyday

Vivipop:
Sugar inside yam kwa! Kai, this people will not kill me, that was how a colleague of mine almost died of food poisoning when we went for one training in Lagos. How can someone put sugar inside yam and beans? I heard this in Lagos and I think that qualifies as food poisoning. Haba!

They are currently discussing Power and Empire. Anto be liking the drug selling part of Power like say she be hard core ghetto

we put sugar in yam
Same when cooking beans
You don't like it cool but not food poisoning

iamJ:
Uniilorin oshi


I hear say them dey celebrate for illorin like say na Christmas


The governor just declared that 2moro is a public holiday

mumu tomao is Sunday

iamJ:
gotv users


Poor graphics changes lolu to leo

werey

Lovexme:
Lolu will have sweet dreams tonight!!!!

wet dreams you mean

booqee:
Nobody can tell me that this cameraman is an unfortunate human being.. Mtchew

bloody hell

Wait are these house mates mad
T or D nko

DJ is on replay mode oo

Where's ahneeka....

ibkayee:
Lol he looked so awkward dancing with Anto earlier, looking like a student at a secondary school jamboree

Anto is gentle but experience, if you follow her conversation with k brule you will know she's slow poison