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kingphilip:
no o Na out of love o

Ehen...dis 1 wey she dey sing Leona Lewis bleeding in love everyday nko?

kingphilip:
Ok now

Crosses two legs n watching

Grabs bag of arwin n seats next 2 him.

kingphilip:
I no like that section o

Which section u want den?

kingphilip:
Which is not certified ba

Haba e dey certified o by WWE

kingphilip:
hw many u don do

I still dey do d departmental...e remain one lecturer signature 4 thr

kingphilip:
oya now

After u!

kingphilip:
for mama put joint haba

Ok, true sha!

In other news: A lady slept wif her friend of 3 months:

They had both been eating in a mama put joint when the ladys blouse got stained with stew. The male friend took her to his aus not too far away to change...one tin lead to another while she removed her blouse as she wasn't wearing any underwear. Now she is pregnant!

kingphilip:
as work no de today u go de constant k ba

If Nepa permit

kingphilip:
no prospective otondo

I c its all over u!

U have jez been zeezified!

sparkleRed:
Just give it up eee

Are u on his side now...I'm watching over estellar's interest so I can't give it up!

Asked u who ur e boo was n d sch u went...my questions entered voicemail!

Buh me...I no go talk

kingphilip:
no o Na sofdoc o

Sofdoc u no notice say our zeez is back

Make we never jump into conclusions.

Let's jez watch n study!

Emmaczee:
Thank you broda.

How hav u been?

Bro whr u n damiesan go since?!

kingphilip:
who told u she's so happy

Can't u read behind d happy face

Come on she's bleeding inwardly

U sure say no b bleeding in love sha?

kingphilip:
done that on ur behalf

His verdict do not accept the apology

Those fake Ifa abi?

kingphilip:
where u keep me

Old e goon section

megawax8:
Kip bragging! Its good for your health and ego

Yaaay!

I have my bragging rights

Ahmed4002:
Thanks doc.

Leemah4u can't explain. God bless the day we met.

God or Ifa?

I'm confused!

Ahmed4002:
Translation

If I translate...everybody go understand.

kingphilip:
u don start am

Ya bro

kingphilip:
Come my side jare we must pull this together

Yea bro

Electronzeez:
Oga leeme alone na.

First find the word and I'd consider ur request.

kingphilip:
How do u min

Sometime going on a date wif a friend is cheating. Sometimes, it isn't.
I fink we know this instance.

kingphilip:
wetin keep u off nw

Work!

kingphilip:
no mind d otondo jare

U min pre otondo?

chidexSmokey:
Hello everyone. I just got this now
NYSC UPDATE!!!!! All batch A Prospective Corps members are asked to come to school on Wednesday 22/04/15 with two passport photographs to their respective department to fill a form. Source DSA Office...

Thanks.
Cc Luchiana1
Leemah4u
Sofdoc
Femolala
All unilag peeps.

Fanks dearie...that's another day off!

megawax8:
Eeya.....akokite akokite.......funny part is, I have a diploma from dere.

Not beefing you sha.....I just wonder what you would do if u went to oxford University or havard...

U have a diploma. So?

Oga if u didn't have ur 1st degree in dat sch...u r not an akokite!

Even masters degree doesn't make u 1.

If I went 2 Harvard, I'd bury n Harvest u!

kingphilip:
don't mind him join my camp

I woulda...buh I've never seen leemah4u soooo happy!

Even electronzeez couldn't find the words to describe her state of joy.

Ahmed4002:
I knew it

Shhh!

Ma je kaan mo!

Ahmed4002:
Ah am humbly sorry

I'd consider ur apology!

I mite have 2 consult IFA sef!

kingphilip:
una no go kee me with laugh

I like d guy gaan...nah my new e goon!

kingphilip:
Femolala001
Sofdoc
Leemah4u
Luchiana1


Take note

Fanks bro

kingphilip:
y wait now??

Taunting him with one will make it faster

Honestly, I like the way u reason!

I dey ur back...gidigba!!