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misspetit:
Convocation date has been confirmed
April 28 and 29, my faculty date falls on d 29th

Gud. I go show 4 ur side o. Sama rice make I dey c clean.

kingphilip:
hmmmmm the gods have started using zeez fone again


Sofdoc haven't u met d baba yet

I have o...nah thr I 4 dey come 4rm sef.

Iyaff tell us wat to bring to get the real electronzeez back.

2 white chickens that can twerk
15 cockroaches that can dance shoki
10 goats that can sing GODWIN without reading the lyrics.
7 houseflies that can cook, wash and look after the house..
5 cows that were once hairdressers.
That's all!

If we want Zeez back, we need 2 find all this!

kingphilip:
no o I rather kill myself than commit suicide

I kill myself almost daily

U b sharp guy...nah fools dey commit suicide instead make they jez kill themselves jeje!

I kill myself this afternun sef...jez 4 d fun of it!

kingphilip:
who tell u

If u see where I c ha today eh u go run four forty

Whr u c am?!

4 hospital abi?!!

Y I go run nah?

She dey carry my e baby!!!

kingphilip:
u mean am

Erisegun u never pay nepa bill

Ehn nah...4 like 5 years now. Nah only ovanite dem dey get b4 Nepa come cut am again d next day.

erisegun:
*wears tinubu glass*who carry my dico commot4 here sef? Abi sofdoc don thief am ni?*mayorsweet borow me ya own jare oro electronzeez sun mi*

I no tief ur glasses o...me sef dey find my own n I dey suspect ahmed4002...dat term wey electronzeez use no dey dico o...my dico z outdated...nah like yesterday dem release that tin wey e talk!

Gracyel:
Lol.. Medical Physiology

Wat sch?
N can u pls define medical physiology?

erisegun:
*spreads elephant grass wit white boxers*mak I lie down listen2 her tory*abeg gimme small arwin jare may I lick*

The story don finish jawe...e short die!
Erisegun y u still dey lick the arwin nah...make we search 4 potential story tellers.

sparkleRed:
Sorry, more stories 2 come on sat

Fingers crossed

sparkleRed:
*draws chair and sit opposite im*

Story story! They was a gal who absconded 4rm ha office 2day! 2 goan ve fun, cos she was bored sick of d daily routine lifestyle, Becos dis gal happens 2 be a very fun loving type...so she saw an opportunity 2day and viola she ran off.

That is d end of my story

Cool story...buh I was only able to lick four arwin

sparkleRed:
Wat an awesome day
Wonderful day

Tell me abt it!

*draws seat and grabs a bag of arwin*

misspetit:
Ok dear.... thanks
Will go to skul nxt wik to do it

Gud idea.

U know if the convocation date has been confirmed?!

misspetit:
Not yet have not heard anytin abt clearance sef buh have paid for certificate, gown and alumni. Wah abt u

Nope o...my dep were postponing wen I had their tym.

Now...I'm kinda 2 busy.

Buh, I shld be going 2 sch on Fri n c if I can do dat.

U shld criosly fink abt doing urs tho.

Gracyel:
Lol...Na u sabi

No!

Criosly!

Wat did u read in sch?!!!

Kingemmy01:
Where are all the E-couples? Haven't you quys returned from work yet? Or dinner in progress?

cc:


Doublezero7 / sleekyonyx
Electronzez/chidexSmokey
Kingphilip/ Estellar
Emmaczee/ DamiEsan
Sofdoc/ lagmostkuit
Erisegun/smilingjimmy

I hail o.

Nah so bro the game got tougher and we got wiser, bae z e expecting. So my responsibilities doubled.

God won't 4get u!

kingphilip:
u for go d left hand side at the back e clean n e no deep

E b like u dey attempt suicide frequently

kingphilip:
e de ur body tear ur body into 2 u go c am

I know say u wan keeme at all cost.

Lagmostkuit still nids me whole tho...

kingphilip:
for leemah4u house ba

Shey erisegun house no de to charge

Dem no get lite Jor

kingphilip:
naim u no enter lagoon wen I tell u to enter

D water was not clean enuff!

Luchiana1:
norin much..it was pishure day..tot to see d lovely faces of dose i yaf been chattin with... In case we arnt posted to da same place...dats all..fellow akokite...no wahala

Who declared it pishure day...r u d announcer or announcee?

Lovely faces abi...hmm...so u fink thr z d slightest chance any of us we'd b posted 2 d same place?

Are u mimicking my...like criosly...hmm...I got my eyes on you.

misspetit:
Yea i

Ok dear...done ur clearance?

chidexSmokey:
That's so nice of you dear but you need not worry abt me cos am very safe in the arms of Electronzeez.

In the arms of electronzeez?

Warris dis nah...pls don't pollute my tots.

Gracyel:
They werent. If you go thru my comment again, she said 'no more e-love'..and I said 'e-emotion was talkin' and she never could tell. In other news, I was telling her not to give up yet, and that she shouldnt e-close her e-heart to u. So u should actually be thanking me

After thorough consideration.

I give up!

Thank you ma!!

U suppose be lawyer!!!

kingphilip:
yes u have bin by d two people mentioned earlier

Pinshure of the jazz or adonbilivit!

kingphilip:
when u get quarrel With lagmostkuit throughout yesterday where u go

I go charge ma fone nah

kingphilip:
shut up don't bring me into this

Where did u keep ur investigating self na everything people talk u go believe

Sorry Sir...I'm easy to convince

richybanky:
Today gonna be a super story for everybody I get plenty story to drop today



#OperationShareUrTestimonyOfWatYouPassedTruInSkul



Goodnight peeps

Goodmorning home breaker!

Me n bae have resolved issues!!

Sorry!!!

xray2:
By the power vested in me by our ever reliable Sleekyonyx I am glad to take up this responsibility today. She's probably indisposed to do this today and enlisted for my help which i gladly obliged



Good morning e-family!

Happy New week 2 u all!

It's 22 (twenty-two) days to camp!

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Yall have a blessed and fufilled week!

Same 2 u 2 bro...corret sub!

megawax8:
Hater sighted! HATER ALERT! HATER ALERT!! HATER ALERT!!!!!!!

Akokites have hearts of diamond...u wee not break dis gehs heart!

I got my eyes on u!

Luchiana1:
na wa for u..na software b ya head

Nah so we c am o.

Wen u no do e boo n u wan dey c evewibody face like dis...daz suspinshures!

Well, if u go come 4 convocation sha...my head suppose change to hardware!

kingphilip:
no o Na leemah4u n lagmostkuit him help

Wat r u saying young man?!

That I've been jazzed or wat?!!

Explain urself!!!