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femi4:
Liverpool don't deserve FP. So, just be happy that you are on FP

Hater spotted

Dammytrager:
It is not how Fast but how well


Great ife!!!.

Yoruba adage says "as we learn the work we should learn the speed

Yungwhy:
Mitchewww... Don't sin against God because of an election that will come and Go.... Stop twisting God's word

How did I twist it.. My brother check your Bible.

Yungwhy:
Mtcheww

I'm not interested

Think again..

Is this the change you're talking about, I'm not interested..

-- If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d
next street and the owners dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into
ur pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see
when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds
expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if u never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If u never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with ur
cloth in ur hands.
Then you no be true naija pikin...so friends which one did you do??

Laugh it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A well-worn out N1000 note and a similarly distressed N10 note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation. The one thousand naira reminisced about its travels all over the country: "I've had a pretty good life" the one thousand naira proclaimed. "I have been to Lagos, Ibadan, Benin, Kano, and Abuja. The finest restaurants in Victoria Island, Kaduna, Abuja and Eastern Nigeria. Performances at Muson Centre and Glover Hall, the hottest nite clubs all over the country and even a cruise on the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans." "WOW!" said the ten naira. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me, says the N1,000 note, "where have you been throughout your life time?"
The N10 note replies: "Oh, I've been to the ECWA Churches, 7th Day Adventist, Apostolic and Methodist Churches, the Redeemed Christian Church,
the Deeper Life Bible church, Baptist Church, the C & S Church, CCC, the Lutheran Church, St Peter Catholic Church, etc."The N1,000 note interrupts: "What is a church?"
"It's a place where believers in Jesus Christ gather to worship God in spirit and in truth", replied the ten naira note. "My masters never took me to Church" lamented the N1,000 naira note.

So, please, please and please, take1,000 naira notes to Church. They want to know Jesus too please.
Good morning...

I don't know about you but I recognize change when I see one #mystandisclear

Thewhizzkid1:
Have u received d mail I sent?

Yeah bro. Thanks a lot

Thewhizzkid1:
Thanks a lot boss..

My email is solofad94@gmail.com pls send me the stuff

Where do you think will be good and are there those who have been in it. Pls drop your idea

Pls I need more views on this issue. What's your take - is it good, bad or ugly -

Thewhizzkid1:
Ok..It's gud to meet my senior..M a newly admitted med student in Ekpoma...I have some ebooks pertaining to dix issue..Drop ur mail...I'll send them to you later on...U can also join dix medical thread for medical students.. https://www.nairaland.com/1049407/all-students-medical-field-lets/193

Welcome to the med world bro

Yes

I am interested in going for my residency program outside the country where there would be better facilities. So I would like to know the ways one can apply,when & where one can apply to, the pros and cons of leaving the country and whatever your view is about the issue.