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LiteratureRe: What's Your Remedy For The Cold\raining Season by Solomonadejo(m): 11:43am On Aug 23, 2012
~vicky~:
try hot ofe nsala soup.....with plenty ginger sauce with crayfish grin grin grin
cheesy cheesy U so much remind me of Mama Chima....
LiteratureRe: What's Your Remedy For The Cold\raining Season by Solomonadejo(m): 11:52pm On Aug 22, 2012
ITbomb: I hereby approve the setting up of a vigilante Committee to look into the activities of these two.
LMAO

pearl~hapi:
Its another very cold and raining season and the weather has obviously not been fair•for me no day ever passes without me complaining of cold•well,people term it weather for two tho am yet to comprehend that•most say when you hug the opposite sex you feel warm[doesn't sound true]others say takin a cup of coffee is a fast healing remedy[what's in a cofee that would drive out cold?]Others think being with their spouse or spouses would help[how does been with a human being drive out cold or let's just say am yet to catch that gist•others opt for exercises,strolling,playing games•others become lazy and easily provoked•well for me,I wear my jackets and atimes winter caps,when am indoors my blanket is my closest companion,and my most and best remedy is sleeping with eyes open and letting those sweet,loving thoughts of that one and special person flow ceaselessly through my mind which eventually leads me to dreamland•whats your remedy?
(1)Stayin indoor works
(2)Takin Hot beverages also work

(3)Fat pple dnt feel cold,so i recommend you get Fat
(4)Hot Sex with ur Spose also works well(For Married couple only)
(5) Puttin on Cardigan also work fine cheesy
BusinessRe: Why Do You Want To Be Rich? by Solomonadejo(m): 7:26pm On Aug 22, 2012
kiss Big dreams u ve got there Bro.........Remember me when u get there
Jokes EtcRe: What Would You Write If..? by Solomonadejo(m): 7:12pm On Aug 22, 2012
I'll use my Left Hand n Boldly write 666 with PRIDE grin
BusinessRe: Why Do You Want To Be Rich? by Solomonadejo(m): 1:43pm On Aug 22, 2012
Thanks Bro .

Wht would be your Reply,if asked same question?
BusinessRe: Why Do You Want To Be Rich? by Solomonadejo(m): 1:41pm On Aug 22, 2012
Thanks Bro
BusinessRe: Why Do You Want To Be Rich? by Solomonadejo(m): 1:25pm On Aug 22, 2012
Lol......That Man is actually right.
Que: Why do u want to be Rich??
Answer: To be comfortable.When one is Comfortable,That means you have everytin at ur Beck n Call to make you Happy n Contended.
LiteratureRe: FACT Or FICTION ??? by Solomonadejo(op): 12:19pm On Aug 21, 2012
cheesy Thanks Dearie.......some re Facts while others re Fictions grin
PoliticsObansanjo:where Are His Friends?? by Solomonadejo(op): 6:10am On Aug 21, 2012
Three time Nigerian ruler, Olusegun
Obasanjo drew attention and patronage
from far and wide during his
stewardship of the country. The scant
attendance at the launch of a book on
him last Tuesday, however, showed that
things are not the same for the man
once hailed as the father of modern
Nigeria.
POLITICIANS are known to be fair
weather people with no permanent
friends, but permanent interest. The
reality of this axiom seems to be playing
out in the political camp of former
President Olusegun Obasanjo following
recent occurrences.
Gone are the years when Obasanjo
would cause a serious stir in the entire
country because he wanted to hold a
function. Those were the years he held
sway as President and Commander-in-
Chief of the Armed Forces of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria.
In those days, dignitaries across the
country and beyond scrambled for
Obasanjo’s invitations and even those,
who were not invited to
those functions sometimes gate-
crashed, all in the name of currying the
political favour of the Ebora of Africa
(African deity).
Some of the events which were must-
attend include the celebration of his
village tagged; Ibogun-Olaogun Day,
Owu Day, his birthday and launch of his
Presidential Library. At these occasions,
billions of naira were realised by
Obasanjo with ease.
Former President Olusegun Obasanjo
Presidential library
And what happened during the
launch of Olusegun Obasanjo
Presidential Library where over N2 billion
was realised at a stretch speaks volume
on the influence Obasanjo wielded when
he was the cynosure of all eyes.
As a three-time head of state and
chairman, Board of Trustee, BOT of the
Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, whenever
Obasanjo sneezed, governors and other
who is who in all the sectors including
the economy caught cold. Now, things
appear to be changing as recent
development seems to be indicating.
Then, governors, ex-governors,
incumbent presidents across African
countries, diplomats, technocrats,
politicians and royal fathers across the
country were at his beck and call but
today, they hardly attend OBJ’s functions.
His acclaimed political sons and
daughters across the country seem to
have abandoned their erstwhile political
godfather.
They were loudly absent at the recent
book launch by their political godfather
held in Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential
Library hall in Oke-Mosan Abeokuta.
Arguably, Obasanjo is the most
celebrated Nigerian leader, who at the
same time paraded an array of
benevolent politicians during and shortly
after he exited the most plum job in the
country in 2007.
Penultimate Tuesday, it became obvious
that Obasanjo, who was honoured for
his meritorious service as head of state
and President of Nigeria might have
been abandoned.
It was a day that a book titled:
“Olusegun Obasanjo: Passing the
Torch” written on his personality and
achievements by a prominent
personality, Ambassador Albert Omotayo,
was launched. His usual ‘ Chief
launchers’ were no where to be found
and the few ones who showed interest
sent representatives.
Attendance: The First Lady, Dame
Patience Jonathan, who was invited by
Obasanjo, could not come in person. She
sent a representative in the person of
the Minister for Water Resources; Sarah
Ochekpe.
Governors of Kebbi, Kaduna and Katsina
states also sent representatives. The
Kebbi governor sent his deputy, Aliyu
Khalil, his Kaduna counterpart sent the
state Chairman of the PDP, Nuhu Audu
while their counterpart from Katsina
sent his Attorney-General.
Attorney general
Even the host governor, Senator Ibikunle
Amosun of Ogun State was also
represented by his Deputy Chief of Staff,
Shuaib Salisu. Surprisingly, ex-governor
of Cross River State, Donald Duke drove
himself to the venue early and waited till
the end of the programme.
Chairman, Dangote Group of Companies,
Alhaji Aliko Dangote; foremost
businessman, Oba Otudeko; Alake of
Egbaland, Oba Adedotun Aremu
Gbadebo; Ooni of Ife, Oba Okunade
Sijuade; National Secretary of the PDP,
Prince Olagunsoye Oyinlola and former
Governor of Ogun State, Otunba Gbenga
Daniel all sent representatives.
The ultra-modern 700-capacity hall was
scanty with journalists, ushers and
security operatives constituting a
sizeable number of the population.
Those who personally attended
Obasanjo’s latest show were former
Head of the Interim National
Government, Chief Ernest Shonekan and
Proprietor of Afe Babalola University,
Ado-Ekiti and legal luminary, Chief Afe
Babalola, who chaired the occasion.
Also in attendance were PDP chieftain,
Chief Ebenezer Babatope and former
Minister of Defence, Mr. Adetokunbo
Kayode.
Reactions to the low turn-out of
dignitaries
Chief Afe Babalola, who chaired the
occasion, fired the first salvo when he
expressed his disappointment over the
scanty audience, adding that, he had
expected the hall would be packed in
honour of the great Nigerian leader.
According to him, what happened today
might mean one of these; may be Baba
decided to celebrate it in low-key or
people did not get the information about
this.
“As a matter of fact, the decision to
accept to be chairman of this occasion
was not one that came easy for me. I
have been turning down all invitations.
However, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, GCON
is a man for whom I have tremendous
respect and admiration and from whom
I enjoy a measure of goodwill,” he said.
Corroborating Babalola on the perceived
boycott of the event by
Obasanjo’s political associates, former
head of Interim National Government,
Chief Ernest Shonekan said, “ Chief
Obasanjo can be likened to biblical
prophet who is never honoured in his
own country and among his own people
(Mathew Chapter 13 verse 57 and mark
Chapter 6 verse 4)
“Chief Obasanjo is acknowledged and
respected worldwide for his
achievements and leadership qualities.
“But, it has not been the case at home.
What I am saying therefore is that we
must learn to celebrate our heroes
rather than pull them down. Other
countries that we think are better than
our country also have their bad sides
which they cover. It is only when we
celebrate our heroes that emerging
leaders can see them more as guiding
lights and the heroes can work harder to
achieve more for the country.”
Obasanjo, however, felt indifferent to the
complaint as he maintained sealed lips
throughout the five-hour programme.
Tributes to Obasanjo
Dame Patience Jonathan, who was
represented by Ochekpe, described
Obasanjo as an enigma and urged
researchers to work on other notable
personalities.
According to her, “Obasanjo has devoted
his life to the service of the nation and
humanity. He is a patriot who is still
actively engaged in peace mediation
efforts and advisory initiatives. It is
important for all Nigerians especially the
youth, who we will hand over to
eventually, to have a good
understanding of their socio-political
antecedents.”
LiteratureFACT Or FICTION ??? by Solomonadejo(op): 4:04am On Aug 21, 2012
A cockroach will live nine days
without its head, before it
starves to death.
A crocodile cannot stick its
tongue out.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30
minutes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All Polar bears are left-handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000
in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-
class.
Americans on average eat 18
acres of pizza every day.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than
its brain.
Babies are born without knee
caps. They don't appear until the
child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Banging your head against a
wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred
vocal sounds, dogs only have
about ten.
Cat's urine glows under a black
light.
China has more English speakers
than the United States.
Donald Duck comics were
banned in Finland because he
doesn't wear pants.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as
long as both parties are
registered blood donors.
Elephants are the only animals
that can't jump.
Every time you lick a stamp,
you're consuming 1/10 of a
calorie.
February 1865 is the only month
in recorded history not to have a
full moon.
Humans and dolphins are the
only species that have sex for
pleasure.
I am. is the shortest complete
sentence in the English language
If Barbie were life-size, her
measurements would be
39-23-33. She would stand
seven feet, two inches tall and
have a neck twice the length of a
normal human's neck.
If the population of China
walked past you in single file,
the line would never end
because of the rate of
reproduction.
If you fart consistently for 6
years and 9 months, enough gas
is produced to create the energy
of an atomic bomb.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark
room, it will eventually turn
white.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7
months and 6 days, you would
have produced enough sound
energy to heat one cup of
coffee.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked
EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and
eyelashes.
In the last 4000 years, no new
animals have been
domesticated.
It's impossible to sneeze with
your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the
scissors.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Michael Jordan makes more
money from Nike annually than
all of the Nike factory workers in
Malaysia combined.
More people are killed by
donkeys annually than are killed
in plane crashes.
No word in the English language
rhymes with month.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous
if injected intravenously.
On average, people fear spiders
more than they do death.
One of the reasons marijuana is
illegal today is because cotton
growers in the '30s lobbied
against hemp farmers, they saw
it as competition.
Only one person in two billion
will live to be 116 or older.
Our eyes are always the same
size from birth, but our nose
and ears never stop growing.
Right-handed people live, on
average, nine years longer than
left-handed people do.
Shakespeare invented the word
"assassination" and "bump."
Some lions mate over 50 times a
day.
Starfish haven't got brains.
Stewardesses is the longest
word typed with only the left
hand.
The ant always falls over on its
right side when intoxicated.
The average human eats eight
spiders in their lifetime at night.
The catfish has over 27,000
taste buds.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth
2, moves only six inches for each
gallon of diesel that it burns.
The electric chair was invented
by a dentist.
The human heart creates
enough pressure when it pumps
out to the body to squirt blood
30 feet.
The male praying mantis cannot
copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female
initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.
The most common name in the
world is Mohammed.
The name of all the continents
end with the same letter that
they start with.
The name Wendy was made up
for the book "Peter Pan."
The Pentagon, in Arlington,
Virginia, has twice as many
bathrooms as is necessary.
When it was built in the 1940s,
the state of Virginia still had
segregation laws requiring
separate toilet facilities for
blacks and whites.
The sentence, "The quick brown
fox jumps over the lazy dog"
uses every letter in the English
language.
The shortest war in history was
between Zanzibar and England
in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered
after 38 minutes.
The strongest muscle in the
body is the tongue.
The word "lethologica"
describes the state of not being
able to remember the word you
want.
The word racecar and kayak are
the same whether they are read
left to right or right to left.
There are two credit cards for
every person in the United
States.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word
that can be made using the
letters on only one row of the
keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as
much as men.
You are more likely to be killed
by a Champagne cork than by a
poisonous spider.
You can't kill yourself by holding
your breath.
You share your birthday with at
least nine million other people in
the world.
RomanceRe: *12 Signs Your Falling In Love* by Solomonadejo(m): 1:40am On Aug 21, 2012
roymary: SMH...Wrong wrong wrong.

Most accurate sign is " You want to Yansh her all the time"
cheesy smiley smiley LMAO
EducationRe: Pls Nl,i Need Urgent Answers by Solomonadejo(m): 10:28pm On Aug 14, 2012
Nooooooo...........Buh It Now Depends on the Skul.MAULAG requires Credit passes in English,Maths n 3 other subjects undecided
EducationRe: 2012/2013 WAEC RESULT Statistics(mass Failure) by Solomonadejo(op): 12:23am On Aug 02, 2012
Education2012/2013 WAEC RESULT Statistics(mass Failure) by Solomonadejo(op): 12:21am On Aug 02, 2012
WAEC, 2012/2013 Result, 80% Failed
English And Mathematics, 17%
Withheld
Federal Ploy Ado Ekiti, Post Utme
Examination Date Fixed
Current Senior Secondary Curriculum
Expires 2014
WAEC, 2012/2013 Result, 80% Failed
English And Mathematics, 17%
Withheld
Posted: 01 Aug 2012 09:36 AM PDT
Mr Alozie N.U, the Zonal Co-ordinator
of WAEC decided to share and reveal
the full statictics of the 2012/2013
WAEC examination.
A total of 324,998 candidates
registered for the examination. Now,
out of these 310, 077 candidates,
here are their gender statictics:
168,835 are Males: while 141,242
are Females: candidates who
registered for the waec examination.
WITHHELD RESULTS:
The results of 51,876 candidates,
representing 16. 73% of candidates
are being withheld by the
WAEC Board, based on various
reports, mostly for these candidates
alleged involvement in examination
malpractice.
While another Statistics shows that a
Whooping Number of 250,487
candidates representing 80. 78%
have 2 credits and above.
While 217,161candidates,
representing 70. 03 of the total 2012
WAEC candidates, have three credits
and above.
REGISTER TO BE NOTIFIED OF LATEST
UPDATE ON WAEC RESULT 2012
Yet, another statictics shows that
180,480 candidates, which
represented 58. 20% of this year’s
candidates, have four credits and
above in their results.
Further Stats shows that 141,167
candidates representing 45. 52% of
candidates who registered for this
year’s examination, obtained the
following:
five (5) credits and above.
While 99,750 candidates
representing 32. 16%, did obtained
six credits and above.
While on the basis of University
admission qualifications, The Zonal
Co-ordinator, Mr Alozie shed more
light on this:
A total of 133,507 candidates
representing 43. 06% obtained
credit and above in English
Language.
While a total of 151,569 candidates
representing 48. 88% of candidates,
has obtained credit and above in
Mathematics.
While 62,295 candidates,
representing 20. 04%, obtained
credits in the following subjects:
English language, Mathematics and
at least three other Subjects.
A whooping sum total of 33 blind
candidates sat for this year’s
examination, and from this figure, 4
candidates, representing (12. 12%),
obtained credits in five subjects.
Which include the following:
English Language.
Important Notice:
Blind candidates are exempted from
taking mathematics and science
practicals in WASSCE diets.
That is the total stats of candidates
performance in the 2012/2013 Waec
Examination.
REGISTER TO BE NOTIFIED OF LATEST
UPDATE ON WAEC RESULT 2012
Source: http://
news2.onlinenigeria.com/
headlines/186334-waec-results-
for-2012-released-80-fail-english-
and-math.html
EducationRe: UNN PUME Leakage: 23yr Old Printer Arraigned In Enugu by Solomonadejo(m): 2:51pm On Jul 13, 2012
Willy411: May God help him, cos he try the almight lion himself, I wish he would'nt be sentenced to prison.
undecided :-/ Of Course He would...He his a Poor Man nah
BusinessRe: Naira Falls As Crude Oil Price Declines by Solomonadejo(m): 11:13am On Jul 11, 2012
Okija_juju: Dude shut the fhuck up!! If your father was any more smarter than him, he would be the president!!

The problem has been stated and you attack GEJ!!

Fhucking mo'ron.. Dissing the president dont make you appear any smarter you know!!!
Nice One Bro....#UDeserveABottleOfMalt Its Hightime We stopped Embarrasin n Directin all Fault to our Presido
PoliticsRe: How Is PHCN Doing In Your Area? by Solomonadejo(m): 8:22am On Jul 06, 2012
Afta the Youth(Street Guyz) Crucified a PHCN official......We have been enjoyin Optimum Light smiley May his soul R.I.P sad ...His(The PHCN Official) Blood has made a way in the Energy Sector in my Area smiley

EducationRe: Why Should Students Pay To Check PUTME Result? by Solomonadejo(m): 4:35am On Jul 06, 2012
I dnt mind riskin my Life to set This Country free!!! This Country have all the resources to make us a Developed Nation!!! But those @ the Top are just too inhuman!!! #REVOLUTION is the way forward... Just imaginin my self Hittin Sen.Mark with a Big Stick on his Head cheesy

TravelRe: Plane Crash-lands In Benin by Solomonadejo(m): 4:22am On Jul 06, 2012
Nah small Plane sef...... cheesy

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