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lindqvistbergst:
Boy? Boy? Boy? Thats a giraffe coming from the nationality of men that "need" permission to marry no matter if they are 20, 30, 40 or 50 😂.

You can smoke, drink, knack and vote but suddenly need "daddy's" say so to marry.

Ok son. Come to daddy 😘 since you need my approval so bad.

Go to hell, sorry


Go to bed..

lindqvistbergst:
Crying? Dordy, kecker, chavvy, moosh what on Gawds green Earf would give a melt that impression. I find it hilarious coz "Nigerian Christians" cannot keep their story straight. Always full of riddles and wiggles and contradictions. Thats why I respect the text. Reading it gives me all the ammo I need 😃.

Lol

lindqvistbergst:
Nice try with the slang though fella. But you should understand.......sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

You're out of your mind....am out of my mind too though

lindqvistbergst:
Since you mentioned school. How does it feel to know that my WEEKLY coffee budget is higher than your parents ever spent on your "schooling"

Moral of the story? All the education in naija can't buy class...and if you want play the "insult" game ill definitely outclass you just by switching between every English register there is.........

Wanna play? Choose wisely......
41, retired in your country doing naff all but spend, spend, spend. Match it or jog on.

I don off mic, why still forcing yourself boy

lindqvistbergst:
Its bullcrap when people say "im christ like" if you read the book it tells you no one is and thats the fecking point. To strive to be. Not that you can be or are.

It says to accept him. Not that you can be like him. Are you sinless. Can you ever be sinless?
Feck! You said you "covet" that immediately disqualified you as christ like.

Tawdry, you called face in Secondary school..see your life now lol

lindqvistbergst:
And one last thing chavvy.....the BIGGEST flaw in saying you are christ like.....HE WAS a fecking jew. If you wanted to be christ like then you would reject Christianity for "ze jews".

most readings of the gospels he never once identified as a Christian, he was a practising Jew operating within Jewish law and tradition his whole life. Christianity as a distinct religion only forms after him, largely through Paul. So "Christ like" taken completely literally, meaning actually like Christ in identity and practice, would mean Jewish observance, not church attendance and Bible quoting.

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lindqvistbergst:
Read your posts pretty little argr.
You are doing the exact same things a large number of Nigerian members on here do. And obviously, no not all members are Nigerian, I exist and im Scandinavian IN Nigeria.

But you contradicted yourself in every reply so far.

Saying you are born again Christian, directly calling yourself it. Then reject the religion to say you follow Christ then make up some nonsense saying a follower of Christ is not Christian.

I'm Nigerian and Christ Like...omeka nna'ya?

lindqvistbergst:
Now. Do not try and wriggle out of it.

If you are a Christian then you are following Christ. Thats Christianity.....A RELIGION.

and you are Nigerian if Christ was around he would be a appauled. Look at all the nonsense in your topics. When a Nigerian talks about religion/Christ. All of your logic and contradictions have more holes than a bloody colander.

Everyone here is a Nigerian right?

lindqvistbergst:
Remind me what you said?

"I don't have any religion be informed!"

Born again Christian. That is a religion. Can you not see the contradiction?

I said I'm a Christian and not a religion mate

Christianity means Christlike..not some form of bullsh*** religion. Be educated boss


Based my life on the story of A solid bible character JESUS CHRIST THE MESSAGE!
I do only what he approved

lindqvistbergst:
Tithe is a human thing. Where does your god say "heaven has an entrance fee"

Tithe is to pay your pastor.
None of the bible says you should go to church and pay a pastor.

All of the stuff you named here 😂 are human creations. Even Jesus loved money. Cor blimey the Romans were betting over his clothes. You dont bet on rags.

You are equating "human fees" with the religion. It's about helping those in need. Not paying fees.

Well...tithe is always for the Minister & The Poor

lindqvistbergst:
Then why make a topic about online/offline church?

Doesn't bother me. I think the whole country is nuts anyway. Every last citizen and makes me chuckle like a lunatic.

I did that because I have a lifestyle of Christ

I am a born again Christian ok?

Sirchiboy:
I will advise men to stop dating ebonyi girls if not you will regret it for the rest of your life.

What ars your reasons for saying that??

lindqvistbergst:
You naughty naughty boy. What does your religion say about coveting?

I don't have any religion be informed!

kppo:
I attend both every Sunday. In the morning I go physically to my local church. Then in the afternoon, I watch various services online. It's part of my weekly routine. I can't seem to do without any of them.

Really?
I'd like to try that too.

I covet this attitude

Shalom

gwinaB:
Church should always be physical except in situations where it is absolutely impossible to attend

Seconded

I like what I read from you
Gracias

Dancebreaker:
Waiting for the day when all this churchiness will truly make people better citizens. No corruption, tribalism, yahoo yahoo/plus, cultism, kidnapping, one-chance criminals, gbana peddling, defending failure, etc.

Until then, it's fair to say the Norwegians, Swiss, Chinese and such are those who know what they are doing.

For now, we are mimicking the old religions of our conquerors and enslavers.

Jihadists into the North, sharp-nosed, pale conquerors from Southern waters.

So deep!

Danielwhisky:
Reminds me of arcane and naruto

What's about arcane and naruto?

Sleekfingers:
The last time I checked even armed robbers attend church services , pray for success and go about their business.
After successful operation they throw cash around the church for Thanksgiving.
Someone that is not attending any church, mosque or whatever are for more better than those fake people, who thinks they can fool God

Okay

PlutoChief:
I still watched Ratatoulie this morning before going to church.

Despite its an old animation movie

I liked the fact that you dey go church

gigabyte13:
All those wey dey go offline church, they pay tithes and offerings and other contributions offline.
Hope una go do una wedding ceremony and child naming offline too.....?

"Online" you mean, brother?

OredoPikin:
offline is better
in offline, ensure you join a unit and participate fully in church activities.
church is also another part of your family. most times when anything happen to u, church is always the first to step in before your family are reached, especially if you are dedicated member.
if you attend online, you wont have that community and closure.
there are alots of opportunities and benefits attending offline church honestly

My preference

I'd recommend this twice on a Sunday morning

psalmsjob:
As a christain you're the church of the living God so "mobile Church" it should be not online or offline.

Tell me what I don’t know sir..?

AntiChristian:
Online go better!

No tithe!

No first fruit!

Especially no see finish! I gat control!

Some people still pay tithes through transfer o

As regards Nigeria of today?

E reach o my brother

Make you no come dey drive my car around with ogbanje sprit o

Good morning & Happy Sunday to you Nairalanders



Which of this will you be attending this morning?

1. Online Church


or


2. Offline (PHYSICAL CHURCH)?


You can as well tell us why it suits you to attend the one you choose.


Enjoy your Sunday


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Wtf
Like I'm interested

3 SC ALL THE WAY

UP SHOOTING