Good evening my fellow Nairalanders.....Hope y'all are doing just great?

Omoh,I just came back from my tonight hustle and something really made me laugh...While I was battling with a flat tyre,So there was this female passenger who boarded my keke after I was through with fixing up the tire this evening...Then, other passengers joined her on our way......Along the line,she told me to drop her by opposite the 'BROTHEL' that was along the road ....At first,I kept quiet because truth be told,I didn't know if there was any brothel around that road ......Na once she repeat am,--"oga na you I dey talk to.....you go stop me for opposite that ashawo quarter '. ....It was then I had to reply her--"Madam,I no know where ashawo quarter dey for this road oh'. At this point,the other passengers were already laughing. She then asked me again --"why you go say you know where ashawo quarter dey for this road? You no be transporter? Abi no be this road you dey run everyday? .
. Like WTF . Who told these people that it's everywhere that a transporter will know?

I couldn't take it any longer...So I replied her angrily --'madam why you go talk like that....If to say my woman dey here now, chebi she go begin dey think say I dey go that kind place?". . Other passengers were still laughing.

Finally,she alighted and went away...... the other woman who was sitting close to her had to praise me for shunning her because she would have put me into trouble had it been my woman was with me.....

The thing really touch me tonight . Why do passengers think it's everywhere that a transporter will know? Like say we get map of GPRS for our brains?


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Why are you just bothering yourself over nothing Op?

Nigha,e be like say you never ready . Hunger never beat you reach . Cuz if hunger don beat you,you go even get mind go front your H.O.D or dean when any matter xup without fear............Na once man dey die.....You better go that office and ask for that NEPA bill.....Dem no go kill you . Be a man bruh..

She no waste time to even get your replacement for that her new location . Sharp banny .

Kings,stop taking these senseless bannies serious cuz they don't Worth it......But then again,not all bannies go after yahoo boys.....Some are out there who appreciates the little finances of their boyfriends..

Na once her fowl just lay cooked eggs........She go wise by force.

Just continue to dey do like that abeg......

The way this Op take hate Israel ehnn,e pass the way Palestinians take hate the same Israel self...

Wahala.....

Funniest part is that she go even fine without the eyelashes pass when she take look like Enugu masquerade with the eyelashes

I don't know why I hate bannies that do eyelashes........It simply means you're telling God He made mistake when creating you . Abi you no just dey grateful enough say he no put plenty of hair untop your eye?🤔

So long babies keep birthing babies,these are the kind of news we will keeping on hearing ...

Innocent child. his only crime was that he was brought to mother earth by two senseless people

Rather be single and be enjoying my singlehood in peace abeg

Op,you don get gonorrhea in a platter of gold...At a very affordable price.......

Na wa.......Na now she go know and understand how it looks like to be in a serious relationship with a responsible guy...But her know-know and over-sabi don make her loose guard her dream's man .

Las las,she go cry 'Kudum' full

Nigerians are the most stubborn set of humans ever.......But when they've been arrested,dem go dey cry dey beg like say dem no warn dem from the beginning..

It is well cha..

Whats the essence to even check again? Chebi you people have already been told that y'all failed en masse?

Ashawo don dey lament

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Omoh,fear bannies....And to think that the native fowl still has the effrontery to be calling him baby is more awkward

News wey don Tay for TikTok...

Handiwork of alum is speaking

Ok

Omoh, this country na full town hall of comedy house

Good one.....At least it's good to spend some fvcking time with your loved ones.

When kids are in relationship,dem no dey hard to know.......

E fit later surprise una cha,apart from me say na clout both Wizkid and Davido dey chase....

With the look of things,una think say anybody go fit stop Madrid from lifting this trophy so?

Okay,you want them to be calling you senior-man or senior colleague?

Omoh,it's well cha .