₦airaland Forum

adibo:
Good evening all. I am trying to purchase pouch and screen guard on aliexpress but I am getting this error, what could be the problem?

Boss,shey no be the app dey fall hand like this 😡, wahala dey

Anunakeeh:
Sha no use style PM the boy because you sound like a Hot sugar mommy🤣🤣🤣

Wahala everywhere, 😂😅😂

My chipper cash card is expired but still shows valid,I need to get some items yet no way
Please how do I overcome this? With this small promo about to end,I don't really know how to go about this, went to try grey to see if I can get d card yet it's saying dollar funding unavailable,
The thing tire me..

noobody:
It seems many people reported WXL and ZLL, to speedaf

Most of the items seems to have arrived at distribution center.

I am happy ooo.

Mind was zeroed already.

Me too,d thing tire me

I don't believe anything on Nigeria internet space anymore, you won't even know when they are serious or not sadly 😔

Rapmoney:
Some group of masquerades descended on a girl mercilessly, flogging her while her boyfriend helplessly tried to fight off the masquerades.

Cultural practices that aim at women being flogged by masquerades should be looked into by our Nigerian traditional institutions and the Ministries of Women Affairs and Youth and Culture respectively.

Watch the video here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO69laNCq_s

Source: WarriParrot

At this stage of my life,any masquerade that tries this nonsense with me, will be turn to pieces, wicked boys everywhere

VerifiedGrace:
Hello house, I’m about starting a business but don’t know which to go for and it has been giving me a sleepless night due to this current inflation. The first business is a 30 tons gas plant on a 3 plots of land which everything and the building might cost 100m and second business option is buying plenty acres of land for integrated live stock farming since food is essential and people might decide not to buy gas due to the high cost of living. Please I will like the experience people in the house to enlighten me because I don’t even know which one to go for although money is not a problem but I have to choose one. Thanks in advance

U may consider supermarket,I mean organised supermarket,digitalize everything,then watch your self grow arithmetically thereafter geometrically, otherwise you go for farming stuff

Doretlvargas:
Hello everyone. Am 29 years old hardworking, jovial and intelligent looking for serious relationship that will lead to marriage. I don't have a place to stay and I don't have family members. I have good plans for the future, need a woman that can accommodate me and we can plan our future together. I will take good care of her, love her and cherish her. If you're interested pls let me know

In summary, you are looking for sugar mummy 🤣🤣🤣
Go and hussle Mr man

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A newly established medium laundry business located in Oba Anambra State requires the service of ;

Launderer

Location : Oba Anambra State

Responsibilities

Sort and separate laundry according to fabric type, color, and care instructions
Pre-treat stains using appropriate methods
Operate washing machines and dryers safely and efficiently
Fold and package laundered items neatly
Maintain a clean and organized work area
May interact with customers to answer questions and provide laundry service information (depending on the workplace)
Report any equipment malfunctions or maintenance needs

Qualification
SSCE only

Work Schedule
Tuesday-Saturdays (Sunday /Monday commission based)

salary
50,000 (plus commission on extra hours)

Qualified and interested applicants should forward their Cv-possionconsulting@gmail.com

don't do any nonsense here, i gat your back man

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PubgAvicii:
I have gotten an update

Mine since 13th nothing and I need to sell fast and buyers are waiting, useless shipping, don't just get it, things wey suppose don reach my hand since,no way,too bad😞

This wahala reach like this? nah waoh for sure money no go lost but that was a quick one thou

Hello Fams,

Please I started processing my licence since January 2023. All the normal procedures have been followed and the last was the capturing which was done sometime in November 2023. Till date ,I have not seen the licence , no call no nothing. The three persons that we did the capturing together but was older Licence have long gotten theirs but mine is stock only God knows where.

Please, have anybody had this experience before? If yes, how did you resolve it?

Abeg, help because this is taking more time than required...

I have also tracked it online and the details are there and they are correct..............................

anonmbata:
Interesting
How many batteries/panels ?

Please boss, do i need a panel for this? also can i connect it myself?
I'm hoping to put something of this nature for my mum in the village, Please respond sir

Happy birthday dear,more life in good health i pray ,as for people asking hope you don marry? Make them get a life jare,the beautiful thing is that you are happy and doing fine... shalom

Godons1:
This is 7k Tomatoes in Onitsha. People are suffering in this Country

Which Onitsha,I bought better tomato yesterday at the barracks,what are you talking,this is not better 🍅 self ,it's not ripe and not even his tomato.
This is 2k in Onitsha jare

Happy father's day to all capable father's out there, though my father died 5 years ago,but he has not been forgotten, S U Man as I always call you, I'm sorry I didn't have much then to take better care of you, though I did the one I could.
A night to today, you came and visited in the dream again after a long while, I do appreciate, went to service today and everything was all about the father's.
I'm sure you are in a better place because the revelation came 2 weeks after you left and I was much troubled, you came via the dream and showed me where you are as the whirlwind carried you up, I can vividly remember that I told you to great Angel Gabriel for me.
You are such a good man that makes peace with all men, but not all men want peace.
You lived a good life and left @82, God loves you more,and I know that one day somehow,somewhere you will see your lovely only daughter...

vengertime:
I won't lie, my cousin and I saw that Erisco tomato paste in a super market and we bought some to see if this lady was being serious with her review or being mischievous.

My honest review is that the sugar content was intense, which I'm not even bothered about because Gino and Tastytom also has sugar in them when you taste them raw.

However, the tomato paste when Cooked for jollof rice it taste like burnt rubber or plastic. The taste was horrible. It's not something I could use twice.

Thank God I didn't review it on Facebook or Instagram. Because that man don't take criticism

All tomato mix have Sugar in them ,it enhances colour,taste consistency, bitterness deactivation etc you can google it for more however there's moderation otherwise it will turn to a joke.
I have not used that brand before,I normally use Gino , promise ( but don't see it again) derica, lately I use the one we produce that comes in powder form, you add water and it turns to paste...I'm aware of the processes

Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!

Big congratulations to you, God just saved you from a pending doom that will come. If not, a DNA test conducted on all your children when you get married eventually will lead to heart break, come heart attack and eventually death. Congratulations and be open to a lady that will love you in and out, Again, the lady did well to move on with her life , when eventually she will return with sad stories, please and please do not look back, or else you will turn to a pillar of salt just as in the days of the scripture. Go out today, buy meat and what have you and POP champagne ...... in between i' m a lady , no favouritism here

There was a country

Orobokibo1:
Why are you using female identification when you are clearly a MALE?

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Which one is male kwa, well nah you Sabi?
I'm not a man by biko,,, huuuum

AutoChick4U:
Na who chop dey use light! Pls I have this Firman generator to sell. You only service and change the rope ..
Make me a good offer pls and location is Abuja

Just checked it's 1800, well I need one a bit higher for laundry business, happy sales 😉😉

aywagze:
Southerners are the enemy of southerners ..🤔

Hope you know the current price of diesel before the blame game begins, for us to ship product from Anambra to Kano is 1.350 k , if that is potatoes, don't you think the impact will be much?
If they reduce diesel and fuel pump price, price of things will adjust

Thanks giving awaits you, you just escaped an untimely death, enemies disguising themselves in the name of a friend

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Akfrenzy:
Only if wishes were horses 😂😂 you've become an E- RAT celebrate urself on that and stop wishing to be any president bcuz it's impossible in ur entire generation

tribalistic bigot full this forum , that's why if they beg for food,I just look left,I don't just get it, suffering and smiling all because his from my region. Honestly anybody from anywhere even if it's Cameroon that can fix this country,let the person come because things have already gotten out of hand

NyamiriSlayer:
See wetin dey comot from the mouth of worthless agulu fraudster, a good for nothing fool that did nothing when he was a governor for 8yrs wan mock de greatest jagaban... Tueh, spit on his bald head

Forget the hate you are not from Anambra, Naija I hail thee

ReliableAgent:
Good afternoon, well meaning Nigerians,

Please, I need your help Sir/Ma.

My name is Tunde. I am 32 yrs old and an O-Level holder. I had a car accident last year, lost my job, and became jobless for months.

Please help me; I am seriously hungry. The last time I ate was Monday evening, and it was my remaining garri that I drank. I have not eaten any other food since Monday evening other than the water that I have been drinking to gain some strength. I can no longer endure the hunger; my body is starting to shake. Please, my people, I am really sorry for begging, but it is just that I am starving to death. Please, someone should help me with something to eat, no matter the amount. I don't mind. I will always appreciate you. I am starving. I know things are very hard these days. Anything you have to spare, I would really appreciate.

I live at No 29, Kajola Street, Bode.Olude, Ita.Elega, Abeokuta, Ogun State.

If you live near me, please invite me for lunch; I am dying of hunger. May you never lack the good things in life. Please have mercy on me and help me.

My phone number is 0 8 1 7 1 8 5 1 8 8 8

Please help me with any amount, #1000 will do a lot for me at this time.

Please, my bank details are:

Access Bank PLC
0 0 2 4 8 6 9 3 2 3
My name is Tunde

Thank you very much. May God continue to bless and protect you. Amen

If by 04:00 PM, I don't get help, I will sell my phone but it will affect me a lot.

This one off person jare

happy SAD DAY to all Nigerians, keep living in anticipation of unforeseen tomorrow...…Continue to wallow in poverty as other countries citizens forge ahead