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Kindly note that your online Aptitude test has been rescheduled as follows: TIME:2:00-3:00pm DATE:2/27/2015. Sorry for the inconveniences. This message was sent to me at 9 : 53 pm 2/27/2015, while the time for my exam was 2:00-3:00 pm 2/27/2015.please how do I go about it.

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Lol. Interesting development in Japan. The country's government wants to make it compulsory for married couples to go on more vacations - so they can have more sex...but there's a good explanation for this. The country has a low population growth. They say they are suffering from acute baby shortage. Only about 1million babies were born in Japan in 2014, the lowest figure on record for the country. Japan's health ministry also said that about 1,269,000 people died in 2014, indicating a natural population decline of 268,000. So basically, they were more people who died than were born. The country says its shrinking population is affecting their economy & want to do something about it.

The government figured couples are too busy hustling they don't have sex. So Parliament is now debating compulsory vacation for couples so they can have more sex and make more babies.

So imagine the vacation police turning up at your door one morning, 'Mr & Mrs Nakatoto, have you had your vacashion yet? Have you? Is the Mrs pregnant? No? Then go on another vacation.' lol..

My friend how old were you when Buhari lead Nigeria in the early 80s?an era when our economy was so bad that you need to queue to buy Garri?

hassan85:
Copied..........

A friend said he's afraid that Buhari may take us
back!!
I replied him that i would be happy if GMB can
take us back because it's always good to go
back when you've
lost your way and your destination is no longer
visible.
GMB Should take us back to the era where.

1. One Dollar to 54 kobo.
2. Everything was on first come first serve
3. There was zero tolerance for corruption
4. The OIL REFINERIES! Port Harcourt, Warri and
Kaduna were built and operational
5. Anybody with questionable wealth was afraid
to show up
6. There was Zero tolerance for indiscipline
7. Everything was in order
8. Nigeria had no debt,
9. Neglecting your children was a crime
10. Littering the public place was a crime
11. 20 Oil depots were built and functioning,
PTF was managed with transparency
12. Western world cant interfere into our
business
13. Chad invaded and we sent them packing and
decided not to harness their Land
14. When our economy was NOT running on
generator
15. Everybody can sleep with their eyes closed
16. Countries like Indonesia and Malaysia need
not use Nigerians to set example on how to deal
with drug pushers.
Pls: GMB take us BACK! take us BACK!! We can't
wait!!
Take us BACCCCKKK!!! to the good old days of
this our great Country.
If you want this to happen.

You bitiful dear saw ur profile pix

ritababe:
So wetin concern me? I don also post my own pic of how i celebrate my val but nobody gree move am come frontpage.
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Wetin different between me and her?
Am even beautiful than her

You & your likes are suffering from AMNESIA

kastonkastrol:
Wow op thanks for sharing this interview. I was kinda watching the part2 of the interview, and once again I will say am very impressed with buhari. I love the part were he said he won't marginalize any gender, as long as you are well educated, you are a specialist in any field, the door will be open for you.

Buhari also explained how he will diversify our economy by reviving our industries and heavily investing in agriculture. General buhari is one fine educated man who knows what he is talking about. I will watch the part one anytime am free.


Buhari has once again shamed his silly critics

IF Nigeria is a nation of laws and of the rule of law, the presidential candidacy of Muhammadu Buhari should end this week. The reason is well-known to all. Buhari swore an oath on his INEC application that his credentials are with the military. This turned out to be a lie.

The military has come out to deny that it has Buhari’s credentials. That means Buhari committed perjury instead of fulfilling INEC requirements. For this reason, he must be disqualified from contesting the presidential election.

The matter has been taken to court and the courts should decide the matter this week. I am not a lawyer, but from my layman’s perspective, this is an open and shut case. Buhari lied willfully. As a former military secretary of the Nigerian Army, he knew that the military does not keep any credentials of its service-men. Nevertheless, he lied on oath that his credentials are with the military. He must face the penalty for this perjury. There can be debate about whether, and for how long, he should go to jail. However, there can be no question about his resultant ineligibility to contest: he must be disqualified.


Buhari
To overlook this infraction is to succumb to Buhari’s appraisal that Nigeria is corrupt. If we are going to deal with corruption, we must not fail to deal with the likes of Buhari, who are contemptuous of the laws of the land. Buhari’s false affidavit is corruption. The disqualification of Buhari by the courts will be a testament to the determination of the judiciary to show zero tolerance for corruption in the coming new dispensation.

Some of us have watched APC make a song and dance about the possibility of postponing the 2015 elections. The party brought out all its big guns to tell us that the election cannot be postponed. They insisted that if it is postponed all hell would break lose. Well, the election has been postponed and nothing has happened. It has been postponed and the APC can do nothing about it. It was postponed according to the law.

Similarly, the heavens will not fall with the lawful disqualification of Buhari.   Of all those APC could present as its presidential candidate, it chose a man without the appropriate credentials. APC has nobody to blame but itself for this fiasco. It has forfeited its chance of presenting a candidate for the 2015 presidential election. The contest should now be between the remaining 13 presidential candidates. Shikenan!

JEGA MUST GO IMMEDIATELY

The excuse used to force Attahiru Jega to postpone the elections is the inability to provide effective security given the insurgency in the North-East. However, there is little likelihood that the security situation will improve within the next six weeks of the postponement. So, strictly-speaking, security has nothing to do with the postponement. One major reason for the postponement was to prevent INEC from compromising the election.

INEC has long ceased to be a disinterested umpire in this election. The evidence is now overwhelming that INEC is determined to bias the election in favour of Muhammadu Buhari and the APC. This is evident in INEC’s determination to go ahead with the election in spite of the fact that out of 68 million registered voters, over 20 million have yet to receive their permanent voter’s cards (PVCs).

It is remarkable that, in announcing the postponement, Jega conveniently forgot to mention the nagging issue of the inadequacies of INEC in providing voters with their PVCs. It is also remarkable that Jega briefed the Council of State that INEC was ready to conduct the elections. This was one big lie. You cannot be ready to conduct elections when there is a cacophony of complaints, especially in the South, that people are unable to claim their PVCs. Given the time it took INEC to distribute 40 million PVCs, it could not have realistically expected to be able to distribute the outstanding 20 million in just one week?

INEC rigmarole

What is even more sinister is INEC’s willful determination to disenfranchise select geopolitical regions which represent areas of strength for Goodluck Jonathan. Credible Alternative Alliance, an independent political interest organization led by former Kaduna State governor, Balarabe Musa, observed in INEC activities: “a criminal gross disparity of voter spread designed to tilt the election to a pre-determined outcome.”

It said: “Voters in the zones that tend to support President Goodluck Jonathan are massively disenfranchised by the application of the so-called PVCs debacle, 40% to 50% of voters in these regions who are lawfully and duly registered to vote will be denied their right to vote by INEC. That is nearly half of the support base of the President, simply nullified by administrative failure prior to the election. By comparison, the zones that tend to support Buhari are handed a massive voter advantage, nearly 80% of his support base will be allowed to cast their votes by INEC.”

“In an election, which many say will be won or lost by a slim margin, to now disenfranchise 20 million voters through a questionable and unlawful rule by INEC is not acceptable by any measure. CAA condemns in its entirety this attempt by INEC to undermine our nascent democracy through this criminal enterprise to determine the outcome of this election before the ballot is cast.”

This position is corroborated by different observers in the field. INEC needs to explain how more people in the war-torn North-East have collected their PVCs than in the South-West, South-South and South-East. In the APC strongholds of the North-West and the North-East, 80.18% and 81.09% collection rates were recorded respectively. In the North-Central, the figure was 69.89%. However, the figures in the South were significantly lower than these. In the South-East, it was 59.22%. South-South: 66.66%; and South-West 43.15%.

Since INEC under Jega is no longer an independent umpire but is now clearly working for the opposition, Jega should be sent on compulsory leave and a temporary chairman should be nominated to handle the elections. Jega can no longer be trusted.

THE MISCHIEF OF FORMER CBN GOVERNOR, LAMIDO SANUSI

Former Central Bank governor, Lamido Sanusi, caused uproar when he declared that $49.8 billion of Nigeria’s oil money was missing, allegedly diverted by the NNPC. For a Central Bank governor, the statement was not only irresponsible, it was downright mischievous. If it were not that Nigeria is an innumerate society where we have little or no understanding of figures, it would have been obvious that, for the size of the Nigerian economy, it was impossible for such a large sum to be missing.

However, the allegation fell into the narrative of the opposition APC party which was determined to portray the Jonathan Administration as the most corrupt in the history of Nigeria. There was a lot of hue and cry in the press about the missing money; after all, the claim was made by the Central Bank governor no less. However, the governor seemed to have plucked the missing figure out of thin air.

Soon, it was not $49.8 billion at all, but $10.8 billion. Then again, it was no longer $10.8 billion but $20 billion. It should have been clear from all this that the CBN governor was just fibbing. But in Nigeria, we are socialissed to believe the worst.

School-certificate economics

General Buhari, the APC presidential candidate, has used this fictitious $20 billion dollars to preach his own school-certificate economics on the campaign stump. He said: “$20 Billion at N210 to $1.00 is equal to N4.2 trillion- nearly a year’s federal budget.”

If so, how can Buhari believe an amount nearly equal to Nigeria’s annual federal budget could possibly be missing? No matter how corrupt a nation can be, it is ridiculous to presume that public officers would go ahead and steal the entire annual federal budget? Haba! Buhari then used this malarkey to formulate his own voodoo economics.

He said: “If it is true that this sum cannot be accounted for, this is grossest form of corruption. Just think at N5 million per vehicle, this money would have bought 840,000 patrol vehicles; (this would have improved security in every town and village in the country). At N13.5 million for a high capacity bus this money would have bought 311,000 buses; (this would have revolutionised the transport and production side of the economy).”

It is this kind of rudimentary economics that Buhari has been presenting as an excuse for an economic policy to Nigerians in this election season. Just listen to this vain platitude from our eminent retired general. He says: “The monies we realised from anti-corruption campaign will be adequately used to improve education in the country.” Now that is an economic policy that is practically meaningless.

Forensic audit

Because of the nuisance value of men like Buhari, the Finance Minister, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala was constrained to ask for a forensic audit of NNPC accounts in order to put the matter to rest. She chose PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC); one of the big four auditors in the world, along with Deloitte, EY and KPMG.

PwC has now provided a conclusive report that shows Sanusi’s allegation of a missing $20 billion is one big fabrication. This matter needs to be emphasized now that the report is out. Lamido Sanusi lied. The Central Bank governor deliberately cried wolf when he jolly well knew there was no wolf. He was just determined to malign and discredit the government; and he was playing a script to the benefit of the opposition APC.

This then lends credence to the PDP allegation that Sanusi was an APC mole in the government. Indeed, the PDP claims Sanusi gave the APC 1 billion naira of Central Bank money to open its offices nationwide. It also maintains that a fraudulent N48 billion contract was awarded by Sanusi’s CBN to a leader of the APC, while a further N5 billion was paid to another APC member as consultancy fee. So much for APC’s anti-corruption hogwash! By Femi Aribisala

My friend I don't know how old you were when Gen Buhari was head of state of Nigeria in the 80s.I wouldn't also know if you were even born then!Do you know that talk is cheap?Buhari is not the option Nigeria need to be frank,recently Buhari himself acknowledged that Nigeria economy under his watch was in a bad shape,during his reign people queue just to buy bread that you can easily buy out there.We may think we are hard hit buy the economy but you never know dear.The biggest singlar problem of Nigerians is Amnesia (our memories fails us easily)Be Wise Nigeria

san316:
Inspiring. ..

When I read or listen to gmb's speech, I feel the passion and the pain in him. I see a patriot who is deeply concerned about the socio economic trajectory of Nigerians . I see someone who means well for the country. I see the next president of Nigeria.

let's #March4Buhari
#ShameTheCabal.
#MarchOutGEJ

Well by commission or omission our dear country's presidential election was scheduled by INEC on february 14th,so between President Jonathan and General Buhari vote for whom you will chose to be your val come february 14th.click like for GEJ and share for GMB.

This is a lady's opinion!for me I don't buy it,people what is ur opinion?Read now:U see,what u just say,is part of d way,u guy take women to be, so u want to marry woman make she come d wash ur cloth? In that case u can't even wash ur woman cloth,since u married her for washn,don't u think,a woman washn her husband cloth shouldn't be a must,she should be d one to do it willingly, or u,u can beg her ones in a yl to help u wash ur cloth,not telln d woman,y u married is to be washn ur cloth.Is she ur maid?

Yeske is everything about jail?Jail now a point of note.

Yeske2:
FFK never disappoints anytime anyday but someone please tell him to get ready for jail after may 29.

My opinion is that GMB should change to AMB, from General Muhammadu Buhari to Alhaji Muhammadu Buhari!He should throw away that military title like OBJ,my opinion though

The Buhari Certificate saga is gradually exposing more rot and lies in the public and private life of former Nigerian military dictator, Pa Muhammadu Buhari.
INEC on Monday requested the APC presidential candidate, Pa Buhari to produce his academic qualification required by law, but the candidate declared that his certificates are with the Secretary of Military Board.
Regrettably, the Nigerian Military authorities claimed that there is nothing… like the secretary of Military Board in Nigeria and wondered how the military has turned to custodian certificates.
Pa Buhari has claimed that “from 1979 -1980, at the rank of colonel, Buhari attended the US Army War College in Carlisle, Pennsylvania, United States of America and gained a Masters Degree in Strategic Studies”.
It is only in Nigeria that some that have no Primary school certificate will be having a Masters Degree of a Prestigious War college in Carlisle, Pennsylvania, United States of America.
After the War College disassociated themselves with the Nigerian Mr Integrity, Muhammadu Buhari, the APC candidate and his media advisers are doing everything in the book to change all his public profiles to avoid legal battle from the US War college and embarrassment from the Nigerian public, that Pa Buhari has been lying to

Sad RIP

I went to menu>settings>pressed 1512 on remote....but the menu isnt displaying.is this all or do one need to also press OK button

Code 40 still down as at last count

lankylorde:
Pls is there anyone using code 40. Mine isn't working n I want to know if code 40 is up.

A Nigerian condition!is Black a curse?we never seem to do anything well,there is extreme poverty in the land but a leaders seem always paying lip service to cover up very conditions the populace face,workers are heavily under paid,every thing seems all in comatose except some few places,road networks,water supply,electricity and so many other amenities down,the Question is!Black is it a curse?

CNN) - Burkina Faso's military chief is now the head of state of the West African nation, after unrest that led to the resignation of President Blaise Compaore.

Gen. Honore Nabere Traore said Friday that he has taken over presidential duties and that he will lead the country through a political transition and elections.

Faced with violent protests demanding an end to his 27-year rule, Compaore initially dissolved the government but said he would stay in power until elections could be carried out.


He changed his mind, and on Friday announced his resignation. Compaore said he stepped down to preserve peace in the country.

Traore appealed for calm and called for a return to a normal constitutional process. Security forces, including the military, will continue to maintain order and safety in the country, Traore said.

Upon his resignation, Compaore appealed via Twitter for "free elections to be held in Burkina Faso within 90 days at the most."

France, the former colonial ruler of what is today Burkina Faso, welcomed the President's resignation and called for elections to happen quickly.

Unrest has gripped Burkina Faso -- a key partner for Western countries in the campaign against Islamist militants -- since protests against Compaore's government turned violent Thursday.

Demonstrators stormed Parliament, setting fire to the building.

Compaore had been in office since he took power after a bloody coup in 1987.

Chelsea manager MOU has serious challenge as to who becomes Chelsea shot stopper between Thibaut Courtois and Petr Čech,for me Petr Čech is better goalie!what is your opinion house?

Mod there is need to close this Thread,it isn't serving any need.I'm a member of NL and here is suppose to give us useful info and when such purpose is not served then that means becomes useless.

During Gen Buhari presidential intent declaration Gov Amaechi claimed that he spent 1.4 billion naira to curb Ebola virus just in Rivers state alone,politicians I think should stop fooling themselves because the figure he mentioned can't be substantiated if we the people really want to dig deep to really know how much that was spent you will discover the blatant lies he is telling us,budgeting certain amount of money and turn it into one personal bank account can't help our fragile economy,let Gov Fashola tell us how much he spent too for Ebola virus for Lagos state.waiting

I support NO BRA DAY!!!!!

:oThis question has been a serious piece of contest as to who is a more outstanding manager of the game of soccer,their inputs and achievements,this great house can contribute to this argument concerning Wenger and MOU. Please read below arguments for and against for this individuals.Who has won who? Has mou ever played football? Like i said earlier, he has been given victory out of nothing and he is swollen headed. Since he is not humble, sorry for him. He should take a cue frm Jurgen Klopp or Diego Simeone. These ones earned success.You've always been a one sided football follower,I beg ur pardon who is Prof?the perennial loser to Mou?it seems u didn't watch the match if u did then u should 've know that Wenger intruded into Mou's technical area,u always talk about (TOUT)I hope u can now know who the (tout) is! ur so called prof.The Ref was obviously lenient with him otherwise he should 've been sent to the stand for an unsportmanly behaviour THEY WERE NOT GIVEN SUCCESS!Can stupid mou use the resources wenger has used during the last decade, to achieve top 4 ? The fool was in RM for 3yrs ,with the best players in the world, at his disposal , yet la decima was beyöd his reach. He is still taking swipe at Madrid players many mnths after leaving the club. What manner of man? I don't regret calling him names. He deserves to be called unprintable names. U guys better leave me to do better things wt my time and stop talking about an 'empty vessel'. Hahahaha! I can go on n on. Don,t provoke me more o!!

The only good thing I ve found within the last few post is that no one is broadcasting the channels they are watching.Thumbs up peps

Please any software ugrade for Qsat 13?if any please send it to my mail box inyiri32@gmail.com

palletbos: Don Greg check you inbox I have sent you the software...
Ayodele also check your inbox your question has been answered... enjoy

Let's go there HOTSHOTS!!!!!

Someone said very funny thread,Yes I agreed,why don't you keep quiet when the Qsat is working for you instead of these funny statements I'm reading through,I think It'll be better to make complains and go through mails to fix the challenges than FLIGHT this and that.

Some of the kidnapped Chibok girls has been released to the Nigeria Army,the release process still on and more details coming thru