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Family › Re: My Mother Called Me "Archaic", I Feel So Bad by spartoo: 12:17am On Dec 31, 2014

I feel so bad 4 u2

Events › Re: Join Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Live For New Year's Eve Service 2014 by spartoo: 12:14am On Dec 31, 2014

if Anita'll com den I'll def com

Romance › Re: How I Fell In Love With A Nairalander. by spartoo: 11:18pm On Dec 30, 2014

th bst time 2 read any post on NL is wen u r drunk.....
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...jst like I am nw

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Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj Unfollows Fan For Sharing A Throwback Photo Of Her Before Plastic Su by spartoo: 11:10pm On Dec 30, 2014

Inkredible:
All of us ooo

u no de slp?

Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj Unfollows Fan For Sharing A Throwback Photo Of Her Before Plastic Su by spartoo: 10:59pm On Dec 30, 2014

Inkredible:
Remove your sim from your fone....,.
Lick the sim 3times and reinsert into your phone....
Try downloading again.......
If problem persists, call seun

God pass u oo

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Gaming › Re: ★ Which One Are Mr Beans Eyes ? by spartoo: 10:58pm On Dec 30, 2014

4 lols

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Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj Unfollows Fan For Sharing A Throwback Photo Of Her Before Plastic Su by spartoo: 10:51pm On Dec 30, 2014

cld som1 pls tell me y I cnt dwnld anytin frm NL?

BTW doz foloin her add any naira to deir dollar accts?

Romance › Re: How Do I Collect Back The Money I Spent On My Gf?(advice Needed) by spartoo: 10:10pm On Dec 30, 2014

sammoe:
I don't need a soothsayer to tell me where you schooled. Your parents must be proud of you.

Bia OP, May the good Lord bless you for making me laff this night. May you and everyone reading this have countless reasons to laff in 2015.

#goodstudent

#schoolfeesonpoint

#okthanks

#okbye

yh..dats hw we roll

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Made In 9ja Keke (pics) by spartoo: 10:05pm On Dec 30, 2014

eligibility:
One day one day one day e go better!!!
I strongly believe we shall get there only if we change this corrupt man that sees stealing as not corruption .
GMB come 2015.
Change is inexorable !!!

do I luk like GMB?

Jokes Etc › Re: Words And Their Meaning. by spartoo: 11:06pm On Dec 29, 2014

-CLUELESSNESS is wen u opn a thrd nd strt begn 4 comments

Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Hillarious Picture Have Seen by spartoo: 11:01pm On Dec 29, 2014

na wah oo
I wz xpctin2 c OBJ wearin suit

Politics › Re: GEJ Till Buhari Do Suya Withh All His 150 Useless Cows by spartoo: 9:34pm On Dec 29, 2014

una no dey tire??

Romance › Re: Nairalanders What's Your Take On Guys Who Sag Their Trousers by spartoo: 9:31pm On Dec 29, 2014

swag!!

Jokes Etc › Re: If Animals Could Access Facebook by spartoo(op): 8:05pm On Dec 29, 2014

Vince77:
And who told u "Animals" dont hv access to facebook?

do ur animals hav access to Facebook?

Romance › Re: How Do I Collect Back The Money I Spent On My Gf?(advice Needed) by spartoo: 7:18pm On Dec 29, 2014

SkinnyDude:
6k can get me two fine pairs of shoe. Mokasin or sneakers.

shebi? abeg tell d babe

Jokes Etc › If Animals Could Access Facebook by spartoo(op): 7:17pm On Dec 29, 2014

These are most likely to be their STATUS UPDATES.
CHICKEN :- If you don’t see My status update
tomorrow, it means i’m being served as Food ….We
shall meet in Heaven!
PIG :- Chei! I no know Why people dey always gossip
say i Dirty, Na wetin concern… them…nonsense !
RAT:-Hmmmm.. These tenant no know say i senior
them for this house, Imagine….. Dem wan use trap
catch me…Na today?
SPIDER :-I’m planning to build something like a
Third Mainland Bridge now, I hope this dirty tenants
wont do cleaning to spoil my plans sha
DOG :- I hate calabar people with Passion!! Lol

Romance › Re: Can U Marry A Spouse Who Is 70% Glued To Phone? by spartoo: 6:56pm On Dec 29, 2014

Unibenstudent:
e be like u be pastor for church?

u go like make spacebookin kill u?

Romance › Re: Can U Marry A Spouse Who Is 70% Glued To Phone? by spartoo: 6:50pm On Dec 29, 2014

Unibenstudent:
space booking no go kill una oh.

amen!!!

Romance › Re: Can U Marry A Spouse Who Is 70% Glued To Phone? by spartoo: 6:44pm On Dec 29, 2014

Unibenstudent:
you get luck,say u edit that dot.

Romance › Re: Can U Marry A Spouse Who Is 70% Glued To Phone? by spartoo: 6:37pm On Dec 29, 2014

Unibenstudent:
what if na that dot ur lecturer just score u for exam?

thank God say I no get lectura again

Romance › Re: Can U Marry A Spouse Who Is 70% Glued To Phone? by spartoo: 6:34pm On Dec 29, 2014

she beta b glued 2 me or I'll super-glue her eyz

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Nairaland General › Re: What's The Craziest Thing You Did In 2014? by spartoo: 6:12pm On Dec 29, 2014

make 2014 finish first na

Romance › Re: How Do I Collect Back The Money I Spent On My Gf?(advice Needed) by spartoo: 5:43pm On Dec 29, 2014

Creamish:
Dont insult urself by demanding for a payback of 6k.... haba now.. 6k?? seriously?? 6k?? lolz..as in d more i think of it, d more i wonder how old the OP is.. U gave ur babe 6k and ur asking for a repayment simply cos ur not in talking terms? C'mon..ur bigger dan dat jor.

some guys wld do dat and more

Romance › Re: How Do I Collect Back The Money I Spent On My Gf?(advice Needed) by spartoo: 4:42pm On Dec 29, 2014

Creamish:
Is it the 6k u want to get back or therez a huge amount of money u loaned her and ur yet to mention?

ah ah buh 6k is much enof na
a new pair of shoes wldnt b bad 4 a broda

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Romance › Re: How Do I Collect Back The Money I Spent On My Gf?(advice Needed) by spartoo: 4:38pm On Dec 29, 2014

richardjemedafe1:
hmmmm do u knw what it means to lend som1 a money I dnt dash her ohhhh

u c it as lending
they c it as dashing wink

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Romance › Re: How Do I Collect Back The Money I Spent On My Gf?(advice Needed) by spartoo: 4:09pm On Dec 29, 2014

hw can u lend ur gf moni and xpct 2 get t bac?
dat is wat th french call 'one chance'

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Romance › Re: If Your Boo/spouse Keeps Many Female/male Friends by spartoo: 3:47pm On Dec 29, 2014

I wouldn't trust

Celebrities › Re: Must Read!!! Nigerian Most Popular Musician And Their Real Names by spartoo: 3:41pm On Dec 29, 2014

No. 32
mode 9 baboon?

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander, What Are You Thankful For This Year!!!! by spartoo: 3:38pm On Dec 29, 2014

life

Celebrities › Re: Meet:rolf Buchholz:the World's Most Pierced Man by spartoo: 3:02pm On Dec 29, 2014

englishmart:
the last time checked, only the devil had horns

check again

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Health › Re: Help Pls I Feel Weak Since The Past Few Days by spartoo: 2:40pm On Dec 29, 2014

maybe ur bodi is only beginning to adjust to the weather.
drinkin more water nd exercise wld belp

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