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emusmithy:
You're beautiful but I'm scared of girls like you.

Offpoint:
Yeah, I know that may probably be your favourite word slang... that's why I made that pics for you.
Can we move this convo to the next level? if you say "No" I'll mention you on every comment I make on NL, I'll call you out in the morning, afternoon, evening, night and even in dreamland

united4men:
washing & setting done by you & me still dey attach

which level

kaycee125:
Whatever

bughead:
upgrade your memory!


https://www.snopes.com/autos/hazards/gasvapor.asp

www.nydailynews.com/autos/cell-phones-don-pump-fires-experts-article-1.1123228

https://canadasafetycouncil.org/safety-canada-online/article/cell-phones-risks-and-rumour

www.abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=127836&sid=248

https://auto.howstuffworks.com/car-driving-safety/accidents-hazardous-conditions/using-cell-phone-at-gas-pump-make-it-explode.htm

Offpoint:
Don't....nah, not just yet. to see how serious I am: i go through your status, then I made you this...

kaycee125:
Yea you should

kaycee125:
My ba3 is really low I am charging inside my car. When I am in a good mood I will post and mention you

P0intBlank:
oh, good

Does age matter...can u date or marry someone younger?

emperormossad:
Ok. Did it help?

Offpoint:
All I'm trying to tell you in summary is... you're damn beautiful and it's my birth right to get married to a beautiful woman, and lastly... I'll look for you anywhere you are on earth or in heaven and do the needful.

Twaci:
Treat you ke?

Na industrial I dey do. Unless na to dey steal carton of indomie come for you

You be my paddy na, so don't mention

kaycee125:
no need

emusmithy:
Hmm, your eyes must have teaaar o

Ranchhoddas:
This is the first I'm hearing of this.

Is there a science to this?

kaycee125:
I mentioned you with it recently, but I will get a 13pixels fone so I will do justice

emusmithy:
Meaning you're above 18?

Hyicene:
u don already put mouth

P0intBlank:
Still miss him?

kaycee125:
You have seen her photo yea?

emusmithy:
You that stood up and ran away...I don't want to be charged for molestation

kaycee125:
No problem, I will, my best friend came to check her out today, I kind of like her muscular build

united4men:
my runaway toastee

Twaci:
Na biochemistry get me oh, but all join

emusmithy:
lolz

Offpoint:
just take a peep at your dp... you look familiar. I'll look for you wherever you are and marry you

kaycee125:
She plays too much and she is too attached to me, I like her tho, I will try and see how well I will do

P0intBlank:
U have a spouse ?

P0intBlank:
Hahahaha...U've been bro-zoned

kaycee125:
That's a really large dog, overall you seem to be very knowledgeable about them. I found my singlet and sandals with her. I will look for a new home for her I can't cope, she came into my room and has been trying to steal my sandals yet again meanwhile I am awake

emperormossad:
Me I don't know this one oo.
Does it cure HBP?