Ejomax77:
How bout smacking the ass of a female police officer repeatedly?

can't bring myself that Low, Nicki Minaj own would have been preferably OK for me, but she's not in Nigeria.

Offpoint:

can't bring myself that Low, Nicki Minaj own would have been preferably OK for me, but she's not in Nigeria.

Then go to a police station, locate the vehicle of the area commander and smash his wind shield.

Offpoint:

any prison is a prison, as long as they don't pay for accommodation and food

Lol that's right

Perge:
Actually, they were all bred to live in prisons in that cesspit.... More than half of them in Anambra are in Asian prisons.

hello, u have show me how foolish u are

ademijuwonlo:
The man has been institutionalized

what does this suppose to mean

[quote author=lodgerill post=63306508]
There was a mild drama at the Aguata prisons in Anambra State when a defendant, Tobias Mbaekwe who was granted bail on health condition, declined to leave the prison environment despite family’s readiness to meets the bail conditions.
Mbaekwe, who hailed from Ozubulu in Ekwusigo local government area of the state, was among the three juveniles who were incarcerated at medium security prisons, Aguata and ten others freed by the State Chief Judge, Justice Peter Umeadi on health ground and delay in prosecution.

The defendant collapsed on the floor shortly after the ruling that he would be granted bail, begging the Chief Judge to allow him stay back in the prison, where he said his life will be more secured.

He informed the court that his relatives, numbering thirty one, have ganged up to kill him.

“They said they will kill me if I come back home. They grabbed my father’s land after killing him in 1980. They latter kidnapped me and threatened to kill me and that is why they abandoned me here since 2012,” he cried out.

Justice Umeadi however directed the Aguata Prisons Welfare Officer to take the defendant to the DPP of Ozubulu Police station who would in turn accompany him home.

He also directed that the defendant be visited every three months, adding that he could be re-arraigned by the DPO anytime they wanted to prosecute him.

The Chief Judge, during his visit to the prison for jail delivery service, also discharged a 34-year-old Obinna Nwankwo Udemgba who was incarcerated since 2013 but has not been prosecuted by the Department of Public Prosecution (DPP).

Ruling on his case, Justice Umeadi discharged the defendant on the ground of unnecessary delay by DPP to commence trial on the matter brought against the defendant as well as the attitude of the defendant’s relatives who abandoned him in the prison.

Other defendants granted bails during the prison decongestion visit were Japhet Onwuchekwe, Toochukwu Onyebuchi, Sunday Ulebe (Ebonyi), Amandi Dim, Chinonso Onyejeckwe and others.

Justice Umeadi said the exercise was targeted at bringing the court closer to the inmates, describing it as part of the corporate social responsibility of the third arm of the government.

He commended the security agencies, DPP, Prison officers, Red Cross society, the judiciary and others for their efforts in ensuring that the exercise was a success.

On his part, the Assistant Controller of Aguata prisons, Mr. Ubaenyi Patrick described the visit as relief to the prison authorities and family of the inmates, revealing that the 80 capacity prison facility houses 191 inmates, out of which, 161 were awaiting trial.


http://www.lodgerill.com.ng/2017/12/me-in-prison-please-prison-inmate.html


Hahaha.. U must go.ooo.. CU's other of your brothers are waiting in the queue to take your place. Thank you for your time while in prison but ur days are over..

Mkpo aseba oooo

Oxster:
The defendant collapsed on the floor shortly after the ruling that he would be granted bail, begging the Chief Judge to allow him stay back in the prison, where he said his life will be more secured.



He informed the court that his relatives, numbering thirty one, have ganged up to kill him.



“They said they will kill me if I come back home. They grabbed my father’s land after killing him in 1980. They latter kidnapped me and threatened to kill me and that is why they abandoned me here since 2012,” he cried out.


Some are just commenting nonsense,,,can't u see his aboved reason?

What a pity.....for him to have said he wanted to stay in prison even after granted bail shows that there is hell out there waiting for him...

atleast the guy eat free food daily in jail

and probably heard the country he left behind is now in d hand of a Recessionist

and he choose jail

Shut up! Idiot! quote author=ekems2017 post=63308721]Hmmmm this one weak me o!

Ok since there are others that are still awaiting trials. Release them and send him back to the prison. Is like he is now the landlord in the prison and doesn't want to loose his benefits and free strong beans. [/quote]

habsydiamond:
What a pity.....for him to have said he wanted to stay in prison even after granted bail shows that there is hell out there waiting for him...

That's it bro,,but some just de talk nonsense

Offpoint:
I'll do same, all the free food and accommodation. no girlfriend to bother you for stuffs, no family looking up to you for something, no vals, no Christmas, no roaming 'round street for job... you got enough time to think about your life, enough time for meditations and yoga.... prison is bae

Go and commit crime.

Oxster:



That's it bro,,but some just dey talk nonsense

Na headlines some people dey read Na...go come dey comment like fowl wey dey swallow corn and millet....

;DCasa es donde está la comida

Hahahahahahaha .

habsydiamond:
Na headlines some people dey read Na...go come dey comment like fowl wey dey swallow corn and millet....

Asin ehhh,,,that's 4 those that always wanna b in de first page of comment

food shelter and security confirm ni

Spaxon:

Lol that's right

just take a peep at your dp... you look familiar. I'll look for you wherever you are and marry you

Perge:
Actually, they were all bred to live in prisons in that cesspit.... More than half of them in Anambra are in Asian prisons.

did anambra prisoners in asia bomb otu nnegi with suicide bomb for 72 virgins? Or did anambra prisoners in Asia cut amu nnagi for their cows? Or did anambra prisoners in asia excavate ur grandfather's skull in Ogun state?

Ejomax77:
Then go to a police station, locate the vehicle of the area commander and smash his wind shield.

Dude seriously? are you this nice? you don't even know the kinda crime that can get one in prison in less than 24hours?

lodgerill:

There was a mild drama at the Aguata prisons in Anambra State when a defendant, Tobias Mbaekwe who was granted bail on health condition, declined to leave the prison environment despite family’s readiness to meets the bail conditions.
Mbaekwe, who hailed from Ozubulu in Ekwusigo local government area of the state, was among the three juveniles who were incarcerated at medium security prisons, Aguata and ten others freed by the State Chief Judge, Justice Peter Umeadi on health ground and delay in prosecution.

The defendant collapsed on the floor shortly after the ruling that he would be granted bail, begging the Chief Judge to allow him stay back in the prison, where he said his life will be more secured.

He informed the court that his relatives, numbering thirty one, have ganged up to kill him.

“They said they will kill me if I come back home. They grabbed my father’s land after killing him in 1980. They latter kidnapped me and threatened to kill me and that is why they abandoned me here since 2012,” he cried out.

Justice Umeadi however directed the Aguata Prisons Welfare Officer to take the defendant to the DPP of Ozubulu Police station who would in turn accompany him home.

He also directed that the defendant be visited every three months, adding that he could be re-arraigned by the DPO anytime they wanted to prosecute him.

The Chief Judge, during his visit to the prison for jail delivery service, also discharged a 34-year-old Obinna Nwankwo Udemgba who was incarcerated since 2013 but has not been prosecuted by the Department of Public Prosecution (DPP).

Ruling on his case, Justice Umeadi discharged the defendant on the ground of unnecessary delay by DPP to commence trial on the matter brought against the defendant as well as the attitude of the defendant’s relatives who abandoned him in the prison.

Other defendants granted bails during the prison decongestion visit were Japhet Onwuchekwe, Toochukwu Onyebuchi, Sunday Ulebe (Ebonyi), Amandi Dim, Chinonso Onyejeckwe and others.

Justice Umeadi said the exercise was targeted at bringing the court closer to the inmates, describing it as part of the corporate social responsibility of the third arm of the government.

He commended the security agencies, DPP, Prison officers, Red Cross society, the judiciary and others for their efforts in ensuring that the exercise was a success.

On his part, the Assistant Controller of Aguata prisons, Mr. Ubaenyi Patrick described the visit as relief to the prison authorities and family of the inmates, revealing that the 80 capacity prison facility houses 191 inmates, out of which, 161 were awaiting trial.


http://www.lodgerill.com.ng/2017/12/me-in-prison-please-prison-inmate.html

OP, how do you correlate the 2 statements in bold? How can he be juvenile despite that his father died in 1980 (37 years ago)? No be im papa born am?

Offpoint:

just take a peep at your dp... you look familiar. I'll look for you wherever you are and marry you

Hunku, I don't understand u again o

Offpoint:
I'll do same, all the free food and accommodation. no girlfriend to bother you for stuffs, no family looking up to you for something, no vals, no Christmas, no roaming 'round street for job... you got enough time to think about your life, enough time for meditations and yoga.... prison is bae

Spaxon:

Hunku, I don't understand u again o

All I'm trying to tell you in summary is... you're damn beautiful and it's my birth right to get married to a beautiful woman, and lastly... I'll look for you anywhere you are on earth or in heaven and do the needful.

Offpoint:

All I'm trying to tell you in summary is... you're damn beautiful and it's my birth right to get married to a beautiful woman, and lastly... I'll look for you anywhere you are on earth or in heaven and do the needful.

Faints

Spaxon:


Faints

Don't....nah, not just yet. to see how serious I am: i go through your status, then I made you this...

Offpoint:

Don't....nah, not just yet. to see how serious I am: i go through your status, then I made you this...

Awwwwwn it's the best thing right now..

Awon Werey 100%

Spaxon:


Awwwwwn it's the best thing right now..

Awon Werey 100%

Yeah, I know that may probably be your favourite word slang... that's why I made that pics for you.
Can we move this convo to the next level? if you say "No" I'll mention you on every comment I make on NL, I'll call you out in the morning, afternoon, evening, night and even in dreamland

Offpoint:

Yeah, I know that may probably be your favourite word slang... that's why I made that pics for you.
Can we move this convo to the next level? if you say "No" I'll mention you on every comment I make on NL, I'll call you out in the morning, afternoon, evening, night and even in dreamland

No...

I challenge you to do that

Spaxon:

No...

I challenge you to do that

ooh! it's game time I guess... Challenge accepted.

.................
If you're interested in money, i'll make all the money on earth and come for you, if you're interested in travelling around the world; i'll take you out of the world, if you're interested in six-pack; i'll hit gym and come out with the world biggest packs, if you're interested in beards; i'll make sure mine is longer than that of Hans Nilsen Langseth, if you're interested in za oza room; i'll enroll for it lectures I'll look for you.

Offpoint:

ooh! it's game time I guess... Challenge accepted.

.................
If you're interested in money, i'll make all the money on earth and come for you, if you're interested in travelling around the world; i'll take you out of the world, if you're interested in six-pack; i'll hit gym and come out with the world biggest packs, if you're interested in beards; i'll make sure mine is longer than that of Hans Nilsen Langseth, if you're interested in za oza room; i'll enroll for it lectures I'll look for you.

u won't kee me biko

Spaxon:
u won't kee me biko

If I kee you who will I marry again? myself?