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Tolexander:
hmm

Some didn't deactivate, but operating on a new monicker.

How are you?

m fine dear. Please Do u know their new monikers .........

teflonjake:
How do we chat on phone nau?

Hint me!!!!!

hmmmmm PM?

Tolexander:
You want me dead?

Wetin I do you to think of getting me dead?

u are one of the original people that survived the NL flood and u still active. The rest have deactivated

Tolexander:
More like a film on Africa Magic Igbo

u still alive

Bus and lightening.. Must Read
A bus full of passengers was traveling while suddenly the weather changed and there was a huge downpour and lightening all around.
They could see that the lightening would appear to come towards the bus and then go elsewhere.
After 2 or 3 instances, the driver stopped the bus about fifty feet away from a tree and said -
"We have somebody in the bus whose death is a certainty today.
Because of that person everybody else will also get killed.
I want each person to go one-by-one and touch the tree trunk and come back. Whom so ever death is certain will get caught up by the lightening and will die.
But everybody else will be saved".
They had to force the 1st person to go and touch the tree and come back.
He reluctantly got down from the bus and went and touched the tree.
His heart leaped with joy when nothing happened and he was still alive.
This continued for rest of the passengers who were all relieved when they touched the tree and nothing happened.
When the last passengers turn came, everybody looked at him with accusing eyes.
This passenger was also very afraid and reluctant.
Everybody forced him to get down and go and touch the tree.
With a fear of death, the last passenger walked to the tree and touched it.
There was a huge sound of thunder and the lightening came down and hit the bus - yes the lightening hit the bus, and killed each and every passenger inside the bus.
It was because of the presence of this last passenger that earlier, the entire bus was safe and the lightening could not strike the bus.
Sometimes we try to take credit for our achievements, but this could also be because of a person right next to us.
Look around you -
Probably someone is there around you, in the form of Parents, spouse children, siblings, friends, etc, who are saving you
from bad things to happen to you.
Think About it..
Have a blessed day .

teflonjake:
Iyam fine oooo


Where have u been?

danolorunmo I noticed u.. Stop hiding,,,


Lol I didn't go anywhere o.. Just sleeping

teflonjake:
I'm not yoruba o, I'm a full bloodied edo boy. Lol

awaju

Caringguy:
Wow!

Who's ur crush
Ur secret is safe with me baby

greatseed:
What happen! No more command?

Lol, Jubrin has not released funds for procurement of Weapons o

Caringguy:
One stubborn girl like that,, I don forget her monicker sef

Beta talk o,,,
Don't die in silence

Luckygurl:
Scopy your attention is needed right here

he is shy he won't come

Skmoda360:
yeah baby

that's nice...

teflonjake:
Eti-osa that's far o

We are some 45mins / 4hrs apart. I'm in benin

egbon bawo ni? Kilo n shele na??

JUBRIL AND THE CABAL

teflonjake:
Where are you now?

I'm in Lekki. Friends Colony Estate

Luckygurl:


We're co-wives in this scenario
50:50 sharing formula

Oya Obinoscopy stop pretending like u ain't reading this comman surrender Urself for Ultimate Crushing

teflonjake:
Very close ibeg keep my gifts o

ray I dont go back to Illinois then

teflonjake:
Na till next year nau, arrange m gift wait o, my own na 14th January.

Oh URS is close

Kimcutie:
1G

ur case is DIFFRENT

Luckygurl:
How can we two be crushing over the Same person

Let's plan a coup together and have him all to ourselves

He can't be forming hard to get for us

Hehehehe, let's see if u can corner him in his house. I'll hack his account

holysaint1:
Dayummm girl.. Ur beauty truely radiates..

Thanks Hun. I appreciate

Skmoda360:
you sabi the gizzard.

Lol u play the game?

teflonjake:
I will be home all day, I need to rest....no taking out or welcoming in, lol

Okay I will check now

OCTOBER

Kimcutie:
Nah... I need 10TB capacity

lol. U be 5G LTE?

sinaj:
u for no wake up nau lol


Only d vapour for make u sneeze back to life

I fear o

HIS OWN IS TO TALK NONESENSE EVERYTIME...

MERE COMMISSIONER ?...

sinaj:
hot water will be d answer

*Wakes up
Who off light

Hot water ke?

sinaj:
*pours her water*

*refuses to wake up

teflonjake:
Noodles...thats all I can eat for now

Sup with you today?

Noodles, that reminds me when I had to be on cereals for two weeks cus of Malaria... Funny enough 'twas also my birth month...

M just there jare...., have u seen my new topic.. Go join the conversation

How's ur day gonna be na?? Who are u taking out today