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weezweezweez:
no b she... that one na from surrogate mother

okay now I know, thanks

pesinfada:
Hapi Sunday... ..Flash me biko

It's late.....,
Tomorow will do....
Same to you

Jesse01:
yes she is but on a serious note d way she covers her mouth, one could think she have a bad breath or somethin

Wo knows, maybe she has...

You can't trust this yeyebrities

Obinoscopy:
Wow, Spaxon it's been ages!

How're you doing?

Luckygurl, wow

I'm being crushed on by two beautiful and intelligent ladies and I'm here dulling. I dey fall hand big time. I need to act .

My mentions have been spammed . I get lots of frontpage request mention that I don't get to know when my close friends mention me. I can only imagine what lalasticlala would be going through

I didn't see your mentions ladies. I missed those good days when we talked more. We could bring back those days, can't we?

Obi boy.... I don't know wah Nairaland has turned into....

The Bar is gone....., most of our friends are gone....

It's just full of Racists and Political thugs...

Luckygurl our crush has finally woken up o

crunchyg:
Happy Sunday dear, I am still waiting for the email

I sent it.. HSD

united4men:
just did, check your email

I saw it the spam box....

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Toshiba49ja:
Am duin fine sweetie

Hope you had a wondafuu nyt rest

fell sick

AlexCk:
Lol, that's what they all say.
Hehehe.

Happy Sunday

Same dearie, how was service

CONTINUES FRYING AKARA


NO BE JUS NA NA NA WEY SHE BORN TWO




AS IF IT'S MY BISINESS sef

sonikstargirl:
nah... believe i don't lie, you can ask Buhari he know I'm always truthful

*faints

AlexCk:
Hahahahaha,

See as she fear once.
Lol

I'm not afraid

biodunjazz:
Spaxon or what are u called, you have just lied to us again.. It's in ur blood..

that one isn't a lie

crunchyg:

Awaju dearie

AlexCk:
Lol,
Choi,
U no dey fear again ba,

Where's Chucky when u need him, lol

I use God name beg u.... No bring chucky come here o

crunchyg:
Check your email

yes sire

pesinfada:
thanks

ok,

AlexCk:
Hahaha,
No worry, Freddie won't come, na Jason voorhees i go send

iffu like unleash the army of the undead... I de here de wait

I can see Accomplished men, theres much joy when you see ur mates successful in life

CEtoO:
Don't know if its a crazy sha. As a new corps member posted to my ppa, i lied to my principal that i can't go to school because i was purging. In less than 5 minutes, he sent one of the teachers to get me drugs. Hmmmmmm. And d person he sent was like i must take it in his presence cos he heard i hate drugs.


Biko don't ask me if i took it or not, I'm still purging. Lol

mehn. That lie was well constructed

sirjentul05:
I guess u wanted to say #200 naira cos dats wat we do use here

Lol, that was in Evanston

AlexCk:
Freddie Krueger is coming for u. .




No1 mentioned jigsaw??,

I run o... I node sleep again sef

crunchyg:
Good morning babe what took you so long, let me have your WhatsApp digits or I can send you mine

PM

united4men:
Hi......still seeing to that?

i havent seen ur PM

pesinfada:
have u seen d no?
So I can delete.

yes I have.
You can delete it pls

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pesinfada:
lie lie.. ...i no let u go.

My only challenge is how to reach u!!

which is what I don't know

pesinfada:
if na u I jam

Wallahi I no let go

u wee still let me go o

jakD:
The use of yesternight is outdated... Last night should be preferable.

thank you sir, I've noted that...




Jahbless

crunchyg:
Baby you never sleep

lol

Sleep is an alien to me. Happy weekend

OP u think you are doing me u are doing yourself


On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit
all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a
life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How
about only ten years and I'll give you back the other
ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and
said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them
laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I
give you back ten like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You
must go into the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will
give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want
me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll
give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat,
sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll
give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly
give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the
ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave
back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep,
play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years
we slave in the sun to support our family. For the
next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on
the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you