₦airaland Forum

justifiedcoyy:
Only u go dey bayelsa camp

only she go do d full camp activities

OzilMinutes:
Ur number

08159405728

OzilMinutes:
Quote me ur numba,we hv a group

add me to abj group

arbiter4:
Akwa Ibom PCM'S there's a Whatsapp group for yu. Drop your digits. Let's connect

08159405728

OzilMinutes:
Who is going to Abuja please? Link me up with others

from lag

add me 07055743825

blueknight4real:
Pls wat is the meaning of the word "fa"?
Most ppl here end dia sentence with "fa"

according to research,d word was first used at kogi,it was considered a very unique way to end a sentence and it seems dy have have cursed d state with d ailment called "fa"
cause Na only pipu wey com from kogi Na I don hear diz word fr their mouth fr real life

justifiedcoyy:
ur phone's date is obviously not correct.


did bae com?.and u had to remove ur battery

maka y,remove ba3 cuz bae com,dy whu just have to line up fr d oda to leave

mightyleks:
pachara anya gi as i teach u reach? ok fried fish with garri that is blessed with cold water and milk

wrong, eja in English is weed
din din in English means missing missing
garri in English is cassava flakes
cold water Na in English means cold water
milk in English means anytin soft like children milk teeth

edbor:
that your box when full reach mouth nko

box dy get mouth

justifiedcoyy:
so for ur mind now I go forget..


u started a story, told us to go read it, promised to post one chapter per day..

u posted 2chapters and stopped posting when it was becoming interesting.

later, u go say politicians no dey fulfill campaign premises.

Asin, why u call us to go read story wey u no wan complete

premises ke,how do dy fulfill that

justifiedcoyy:
few days to go. we are in 2018 now.

by next week, we'll be in 2016.

hope no problem

nope
checked my phone date and saw jan1 2016,that's y I asked if we just entered 2016 so that I can wish u happy new year

morning y'all sorry o,are we in 2016

sharliz:
awz Nigeria treating u

whc doctor name is Nigeria again

Esji80:
YES sardines,cabin,cornflakes,garri etc are all allowed in camp.But electric stove,charcoal or gas,electric presing iron etc are not allowed

cabin- azin house by d lake or what

guys,is it a must that d towel am to take to camp must be white so as to know if should buy white towel cuz my towel at home is nt white

y0rmee:


I'm serious oh!. Na today I put the cup inside the bag wey i go carry go camp sef. Nothing else dey inside that bag.

and the bag sef ehn, e dey unwashed


I need epp!

oya,use books to fill up d bag,u good to go

y0rmee:
Lol. Same here fa! Even the kit wey I send person to help me buy, I never use my eyes see am.

The only thing I've gotten prepared is my cup. Nothing else.

me have gotten one leg of socks and white belt finish

chumaster:
it hasn't reached to that level o

u want to redeem him
d best way to do that is to be on d same wavelength as him,that way,u will be able to communicate well with and Mk him stop reasoning backward and to be on the wavelength with,means u will follow him and take Oshogbo something o

Haychay:
Chaii see wat recession is causing, too much of ijebu garri , where did u see bootball now

an olodo like me
pls,what's d diff between causing and cursing
is it nt d au and ur that is different ni

justifiedcoyy:
Specialdan if u think u can send me to borno, u are joking.


But u like dem akwa ibom girls..easy fa, ur pocket fit dry o

for where,smarter than dem
they will feed me while I help their ministry

justifiedcoyy:
Month and year of birth correct.just d day.. They gave me 01/October instead of 19/october

use biro an write 9 at d front of d 1 na

THE QUESTIONNAIRE
1. Describe your true personality in real life..calm,jovial and I blend into any surrounding I find myself,what doz that Mk me,a chameleon,I guess
2. Did you have expectations before Joining GL? If YES, what were they?
Yes, to get info on B16 and also to read some crazy stuffs here,it makes me laugh a lot
3. Blessing/Curse, what has GL been to you? How?
Blessing, aprt from getting info here,wen am bored and need sumtin to make me laugh,just got to come here,I see sum crazy stuff that makes me forget my boredom
4. Mention at least 3 GL personalities you would love to meet in real life.
sharliz(razz in a good way and can be very funny),thiefojiji sorry, chiefojiji and justifiedcoyy( very funny dudes,love their bantering)
4. Which state would you prefer to serve?
Akwa ibom
5. Why the state?
love dem girls,but to be serious,have always said I will visit that state one day,I guess this is my opportunity
6. Ghost or active? Which one have you been so far?
largely Ghost,just read and laugh
7. If you have access to the NYSC database, who would you like to post? Where will you post the person and why?
justifiedcoyy and chiefojiji, borno, bcuz I bliv they r d last chance Nigeria have at fighting insecurity with their comic act
8. What would you want to achieve during your service year have fun with Aibom babes,save money cuz dem babes will feed me with their father farm produce,advance my thinking,and learn some comp program
GRACELAND AWARDS
NOTE: Voting starts now, and ends by 6:00pm Sunday, 13th November 2016.
Please write the moniker right after the award category
Best Friend: evrybdyhere
Most Handsome: nt seen a pic
Most beautiful: that will be cahsmyles cuz its only her pics that have seen here wen she was plus one
Most gentle (male):chumaster, doesn't talk much or maybe he is shy sha,joking
Most gentle (female):sharliz(tarh,she's too sharp),will go for cashmyles cuz she only hail and disappear again
Most Intelligent(male):kapable for coming up with diz idea
Most Intelligent(female):sharliz,always have counter word for anything said to her
Most funny
: chiefojiji,comic act of d year
Most inspiring:
myself
Most annoying (male)
:that nyscITK guy,dunno rem his name again
Most annoying (female): none
Your crush:sharliz,love ghenghen kind of girlz
Your love:what's d meaning of love
Best couple:can't think of one
Most daring personality : justifiedcoyy,that guy ehn
Ever online (male)
:justifiedcoyy,what do u expect
Ever online (female)
:sharliz,she's justifiedcoyy mum for a reason,guess its in d gene
Mr GL (male who attends to complaints most)
: justifiedcoyy
Mrs GL (lady who attends to complaints most): dunno

abeg,who get biro make e borrow me
I wan write d tinz I need for camp
doz soldiers in camp,what are they doing there instead of fighting bokoz,they should just leave us in camp,we can take care of oursef

sapien:
Blood of Jesus!
Is Calabar a State?

nooooo state ke,its a country

Dindook:
My bro bought me 2 new quality tennise shoes, but it wasnt my size.. He bought size 44 instead of size 45..i want to sell the two shoes at a give away price of 2000naira..the shoes are new and its size is 44..if you interested pls call 08166900259..those in lagos around egbeda, Idimu, igando or iyanoba area..

hello,sorry,I stay at egbeda,miccom to be precise,where did yr bro get d tennis,am also using 45 sha but am looking to get white canvas instead of d tennis,will I see at ikotun market

franugo:
what in d seven kingdoms are u.talking about? D 3k, is it not for those who CHOOSE to print their letter online? If one wants to stress him/her[self] n go to school to take d letter, what's d need of payingd 3k?

pls note,d 3k payment ain't compulsory,if u so wish to get yr call up letter from d institution u graduated from,just do d registration,some days to when d online printing of call up will start,yr CUN will be sent to u via SMS and also telling u to go collect yr CUL from yr sch as it is now ready

deepfreeze:
Just to clarify things, its only on my WAEC Cert that the wrong DOB was used oo. My Jamb details has my true DOB and on my NYSC portal it brought out the correct DOB and I did the reg. So do you still advice I go to Jamb office when its WAEC that is having my wrong DOB on their Cert...

Kindly reply

have d same issue with u,it doz nt matter since yr correct dob was used fr registering,no1 will ask for yr waec and jamb details to verify yr dob in camp,chilax

Favlex10:
Wow...Finally guys I don register ooo...thanks for your help. My choice of states are as follows..
Abuja
Lagos
Kaduna
Akwa-ibom

y u choose my states dem,u nor see borno for there

better o let them no we are against their delaying of our destiny