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Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 2:09pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:


Lol, alright, but I was only having fun sha, don't know why y'all took it seriously


We were actually having MORE FUN....I am still wondering why you THINK we took it serious
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 2:08pm On Sep 13, 2016
mrban9:







hnmmmmmmmm


i wont quote you again, i believe by now you should have been able to count your teeth with your tongue


kindly leave this thread

will just be observing you

count your teeth with your tongue!


To err is human bro.....


The nigga has apologized, let it slide.


Whatever his motive was for running his mouth earlier, i am quite sure he now regrets.



Keep watching him though !
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 2:05pm On Sep 13, 2016
DOPEJEMI take my advice. Never underestimate anyone. Just because he or she is reserved doesnt give you the ticket to manually overide them. This is just a warning. Bye.
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:59pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:
You wanna go down that lane bruh? It was fun before but you wanna go down that lane?


Too bad you think we travel on same path.Whatever lane you deem fit...Take pls... you'll only be digging your grave the more.
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:49pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:


That wasn't for you, please follow protocol, reply me when I come at you, quote only my response to you, don't confuse me


You remind me of a low memory bigot man your popman was before his demise. He got confused easily too. grin
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:44pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:


It wasn't a diss, isn't your natural habitat a Condom? And sometimes tissue papers, It wasn't a diss, only stated fact



Same way a psychaitric hospital is your permanent habitat. Modafvvcking piece of horse shiiit
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:42pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:


Godforbid and back to sender, no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper, who say my water no go boil, that person no go see water fetch, who say my food no go done, that person no go see kerosene or gas cook him own



Shut up, you hopeless phleb
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:40pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:
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Not as watery as you though, look for the nearest condom my friend [/s]


Thrash.


Even a nursery rhyme sounds better than your incoherent diss...
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:29pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:


I don't understand


He wasnt expecting you to understand on your first attempt either.


Read his statement slowly and pay apt attention to every word
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:28pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:


Alright open a thread and mention me when you done while I clean this place up

Thanks


You want attention, now you got your hands full.

Minnows like you dont know when to run...You keep believing your underfed brains will sort you out. Too bad, it wont.


Get d fvvcking copied diss outa my face, shameless paedophile.
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:25pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:


Alright, i'll make sure I preserve you the next time I wa.nk you out or donate you to sperm bank, if there's anything like that


Watery diss coming from a hopeless dimwit. Not Surprised.
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:23pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:


Oma ga oh, ejo, biko, please i'm sorry, e never reach like that na, but why the thing dey pain you like this?

Okay no vex, na play I been dey, abeg no mess my future up



Mumu you sabi beg bfor, shuoooooo


You kon dey run your mouth upandan like a stray puppy
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 1:19pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:


I wa.nk you out almost everyday in my toilet so no words for you


No need asking your father again where you got your masturbating skills....Obviously you inherited t
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 12:40pm On Sep 13, 2016
dopeJemi:


Oga there's no handwriting on my wall, I don't know about yours, all i'm asking for is an insult


Stewpidd goat, stop ranting
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Please I Need Your Suggestions by SPERM: 12:39pm On Sep 13, 2016
J
dopeJemi:


Stop this friendly talk na, which one is "bro" inside the matter now? Insult me na



will you just shut your dirty trap you call mouth Already ......It stinks more than your phallus.

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Fashion / Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by SPERM: 5:54pm On Aug 06, 2016
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Fashion / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by SPERM: 3:16pm On Aug 03, 2016
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Fashion / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by SPERM: 4:50pm On Aug 02, 2016
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Fashion / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by SPERM: 2:47pm On Aug 01, 2016
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Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by SPERM: 9:00pm On Jul 28, 2016
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Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by SPERM: 8:55pm On Jul 28, 2016
abovethelaw:
thats a name of animal dear.


I wish some parents had the optunity to pull out it they be better than giving birth to a minor like him



cc stunchlord




you called me? grin


Common dude, everyone knows stunchlord is a fcccking son of a leperous-street-ashawo....He isnt worth a dime in coins
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland by SPERM: 1:11pm On Jul 28, 2016
AngelAhnie:
seun pls add ignore button for post like this


Ignored angry




ntorr
Romance / Re: The Most Hated Nairalanders by SPERM: 1:09pm On Jul 28, 2016
Jarizod:
Ain't mentioning names! Don't want no one coming for my neck!
Forget the mattter tongue
Ur moniker tho grin grin





my moniker sexy die
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland by SPERM: 1:07pm On Jul 28, 2016
Slimflame:
what do u mean





it means dullarrd. You like the name right!
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland by SPERM: 1:06pm On Jul 28, 2016
AngelAhnie:
No sister, someone said I'm a free giver or so in Yoruba and followed it up with I'm hot. As in he is hor...ny. I replied him, I even called him dear. My friend alerted me what he meant and I was mad. I couldn't believe my eyes, I hugged him after the fight and moved on. Will never quote him again. I couldn't sleep. Suffer anxiety whenever I'm about to travel. Will be travelling soon.
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland by SPERM: 12:59pm On Jul 28, 2016
Slimflame:
I want to contest for Mr Nairaland,the rules please





gongosu
Romance / Re: The Most Hated Nairalanders by SPERM: 12:55pm On Jul 28, 2016
Jarizod:
nah..They are a cool bunch cheesy





then who were you referring to

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