Since the marriage equation tells me we are one (and the same). Then she wouldn't be NEXT, would she?......just playing around the equation though.

She is my next of Kin.... I love her. I trust her. I married. Although , when it comes to some emergency issues, I might not want her to be the first point of contact....

And that might be the reason why some men do use their wives as next of kins....in case of the unexpected

He's been playing God of War

Exponental: Even if it is placed outside, ensure it doesnt fall. A fall will cause distortion in d cylinder. If d cap is bad, d gas tries to force itself through d cap, thereby causing a form of explosion.

I don't think a camp gas cylinder would just fall, even when i's empty. Unless of course someone decided to do you 'strong' thing.