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100k was ticket to UK return with Fly emirates, so do the maths with fly emirates today for return divided by 2..

kpankpangolo:
Let's see the people who come here with intellect. This place is not only for discussing politics or throwing insults left and right. I want to see the formula used so I can apply it to whichever year I select.

Emilokan is matching their energy in the north , hit per hit...the competition is on - who can kpai more than the other...insecurity has become competitive..

iwaeda:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/06/30/exclusive-new-terrorist-group-mahmuda-plotting-establish-independent-government-kwara

Killed by the support of NL bot supporting ApePeeShit murderous bokoarmy or repentant army of Nigeria. Ban me and deactivate my account or enable deactivation or allow people to freely attack the evil ApePeeShit or stop promoting evil.

God1000:
https://www.facebook.com/100094764743427/posts/pfbid08PUSxvpHHqu2uJqfr2kFbEWpB8WNethNDYoFc2egX9Ev3EzS9PKcD59GX93JmbCol/?app=fbl

But the grandfather and baba of all dey Brazil....Na only one system dem dey run now. All the dealers must defect to one druggie structure or you are busted.

treesun:
https://punchng.com/ex-footballer-four-others-arrested-for-drug-trafficking-in-lagos-kano/

Person wey get belle, come plan with her boyfriend to act like a robber. trust them, na you sabi.

Deepspirituals:
Barren for 19 years, The Woman is well to do , Husband Couldn't impregnate her , She is fed up , She wouldn't wants to leave this world without a Child, Armed Robbers Invaded the House , Raped the Woman, She went to Hospital to Clean herself . Yet She Became Pregnant , What would You Advise her.. To Terminate ?

I told you things will change with the way you think and write. This is prove that anyone can gradually improve their vocabulary and communication if they wish to develop mentally. Well done on increasing your sentence. Next step will be to add sensibility and purpose, Do not write for the sake of writing but to impact yourself and others. Kudos.

helinues:
If the person Peter Obi is fighting on behalf of the building is not aware of the court order, how come they have packed their properties before the demolition?

Is the person not been attending court proceedings about this case? Is he not aware of the court demolition order?

How come Peter Obi is blaming the government when this case is a civil case?

Go and register with agbero, you will not regret it. If you perform well in the 2027 elections, local govt chairman is a possibility in 2031.

biliment:
I'm a civil servant. I need a business that I can do with 1.5m and will be making good profit from it daily, weekly or monthly I don't mind.

White powder negotiation. I remember some experts from Brazil I worked with, they never allow immigration and customs check their wives. The protocol officer at the airport will be in so much trouble if for any reason he does not block customs from checking them. They are willing to pay $$$ just to make sure there are not checks. Strategic shipments.

TimeManager:
https://guardian.ng/breakingnews/brazils-vice-president-wife-arrive-nigeria-for-strategic-talks/

Don't worry yourself about all these baby talk. From late this year to late 2026 una go begin see kpaing systematic plans. Ask Funsho Williams relatives... time dey come for druggie lord escobar tact.

helinues:
Hahahaha. What would Segun Sowunmi now say now.. He has been bursted again

I am actually don't know why some people just like to lie ridiculously. Reno might soon release the letter about Peter Obi regarding the 2019 vP position if pushed

Reno bad sha

100% correct. Only fulls will listen to him and believe anything from him. If Reno monkery will be doing this today, I can bet you that this El will be the next president of the forest in 2031. His main aim is to deceive Atiku and bring Obi to his party and they will all fail embarrassingly. Run oooo.

jayAjoku:
El Rufai is still working for Tinubu, believe his lies at your own risk

Seun,
Firstly, thank you for your time and the effort of the BOT except that one that hates the truth about manipulative marriages and blocks me whenever I expose the manipulation.
Secondly, we are not running your show for you, but I think a poll can be created for this to be settled in a democratic fashion - please, no glitches:
1. more than 100 words
2. 40 - 99 words
3. 10 - 39 words (for people like Helinues, until he improves).
This will improve engagement and nurture democratic principles.

Seun:
My People,

In response to your feedback, we have substantially relaxed the minimum post size requirement. It is now enforced only where it is needed. Long chat threads are no longer affected.

Do enjoy your day!

The point made is a clear point, everyone must understand that the point here remains the only point to confirm that the point made is a genuine point. That is the point.

Habib101:
So what's your point in this statement .

Guy stay focused: https://www.nairaland.com/8456047/armed-herdsmen-attack-wannune-benue
This is after our beloved president's visit. na wa ooo

helinues:
Can't this man just STFU. He's becoming a nuisance lately with his reckless talk

This is exactly what I am talking about. Just for the improved character, I will confer you a PGD as NL analyst. Now there some mixed up words with different fonts, which suggests it was just pasted from the original text. Next step, to earn you a master analyst, would be to read, digest, comprehend and constructively maintaining flow and comprehension.
Trust me you are getting there, and you will love it.

Most of the problem we have in Africa (especially naija) and followers of ApePeeShit, is the urge for shortcut, quick cash, no assessment before execution, and this is carried into govt activities.
We will work you through, step by step until you feel like a professor in grammatical command. We love you...and will save you from your ApePeeShit destroyers.

Helinuse:
🤣🤣🤣

M u z z i e s sef wan go form “Mossad.”
Instead of them to stay on their twitter space and continue with the “we are winning” propaganda, they are forming r e t a l i a t i o n.

We all know who is b l e e d i n g.
All the Iranian Nigerians can keep posting about “without America Israel is useless” but deep down they know that if America let loose of Israel, the w a r will end in 2 hours but at a very high cost to the good Persian people of Iran.

Go and ready the Biafra update. All of them including USSR, France, Egypt and South Africa fought against Biafra. Make Igbos no wake up that Giant again ooo.. omo..

God1000:
The big brothers are coming to help them



This is like arab-Israeli war of 1948, US, Israel, Germany, UK are now ganging up against Iran


Iran is truly a powerful country

Very valid point based on adding polls to the thread. Seun, you have 8,190,953 members, which is enough to win presidential election. Spice it up for us, so we can utilize the platform for election prep.

BodePolScience:
I hope Nairaland can take a snippet on how Reddit is run. What I notice is that comments aren't ordered on the basis of 'first come first serve' but comments are ordered using certain parameters. For instance the comment below me: 'E no concern me. Anything wwy una like make una do. E no change the cost of foodstuffs in the market.'. This kind of comment shouldn't be on the front row because:
1. It's irrelevant to the discourse
2. It's a digression
3. It's likely to make some guests or some sort of elitism individuals to lose interest in the site.

In contrast, the successive comment by DaveP: 'Pls can there be a suggestions box thread where ideas can be picked from your hallowed forumites to make upgrades and UX an excellent one?



We need polls on this site. It is a great engagement tool and that feature will help alot, especially in Sports and Education section, etc.'.
The above comment ought to definitely make front page because:
1. It's relevant to the discourse
2. It sparks up new and reinvigorating ideas that can help augment the discourse.

In a nutshell, I hope Nairaland can implement a system where comments are not ordered on the basis of first come first serve.

I will not skip this one.
As a Bible student, I read how the kings of Israel punished and jailed their prophets because they told them the truth. They suffered the consequences for not heeding to truth, but chose to listen to false prophets. Today, Kanu is like Jeremiah, Elijah, Samuel - while the church owners are like the prophets of baal, thinking only about their pockets and deceiving the criminals in power. This iGBO man just proved that these Igbos like money but its hard to buy them when they mean business. I remember when FFK, Fayose, Soludo, and other clout chasers was trooping to his cell during buhari regime for solidarity. Tinubu cannot use Kanu for politics, free him and initiate operation (Regional Government Setup) - REGS. This will put Nigeria on the trajectory for greatness like in the 1950s. We need more Awolowos building Cocoa House with regional resources.

Metrix147:
Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/fg-closes-case-against-nnamdi-kanu-court-adjourns-to-july-18/

You are improving on your assessment of reality. I will like to see you expand the conversation beyond a sentence. Use examples, mention localities and building on constructive engagement with your audience. You are doing very well, and I have made it my task to see you become a better, wise, patriotic and engaging citizen of the Federal Republic of Nigeria beyond Jaga jagaban junta.

helinues:
It's time to start visiting the troubling areas and have a talk with the locals

You still cannot write a constructive sentence laced with educative content. As you have decided to be part of the people that swore with sowerey and jaga jagaban to keep our beloved country on the floor to satisfy the Western hegemony, just be sure to take the hit locally. Change your thought process, everything must not be about proving that you are on 30k monthly stipend to support demonic policies. I will advice Seun to include profile pictures here, so we can know the faces that support our problem.

helinues:
You need to first help your own life from the spirit of trolling and nagging

Wonderful.
How can you be asking a question made for you?
If you are asking this question after approving Security budget, I think you should be sacking and replacing the Security heads bringing shame you do not possess to your junta.
You claimed that insecurity stops at the presidents desk, and you are asking ground and agbado sellers why arrests have not been made.
Let me tell you why no arrest have not been made:
1: Your sole focus is to please the north for their votes in 2027, because yakubu cannot pull the stunt of 2023.
2: You are more interested in media propaganda than the actual task on your table - reason you have more media SA than an entire local govt.
3: The office is quite bigger than you and grabbing, taking and running with it does not run a govt, it only exposes the reality after election.
4: You are busy appointing people that will help you scuffle next election instead of people that can help you work positively to put Nigeria better than you met it.
I can go on, but finally, no one will be arrested because criminals like chaotic environment, that is when they can pick pocket, ans steal goods in the market - remember the snake charmers and hyena merchants in the market place.
We will be you at the polls in 2027...Get ready.
(New INEC office/ApePeeShit/Agbados/yakubu's replacement - we know you will remove him/emperor Wii Wii) VS right thinking NIGERIANS come 2027!!!

iwaeda:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkgZ5iLF590?si=ujK-2DIzOMrwPEdn

“How come no arrests have been made?… I expect there should be arrests of those criminals.
Let’s get those criminals, let's get them out”

-President Tinubu charges Service Chiefs #CTVTweet pic.twitter.com/BlnaukEMlK

— Channels Television (@channelstv) June 18, 2025

Na statistics we go chop.
When you want to use numbers, be ready to go granular and explain what contributed to the SS and SE figures. Why would SW receive lower than they generated? What can be done to improve other regions and what are the factors affecting low numbers i the regions? Nigeria must learn how to apply numbers not just posting it for hellanus, zero8zero, and timemanager to post a smiley or 40 character sentence - although they don't comment on this kind of thread...they are looking for Army killed, govt destroyed buildings, senate to share 300% increase from subsidy savings...o ti lo.

AntiChristian:
Most Dependent Geopolitical Zone Based On VAT — Q1 2025

Referring to my last class with you, you see why I told you to read and stick to the subject matter. igbo people sitting at home on Mondays have nothing to do with the post. Your last post is called oxymoron, because you cannot claim that people should listen to the message and leave the messenger, while you are not sticking to the message but sycophantly drawing your message on ethnicity. we are not better than any tribe and no tribe is better than us. Your week lesson: try to see yourself as a Nigeria first before commenting..this will improve your sense of analytics and judgement. Helly bobo

helinues:
Those who have found their lost voice about the Benue killings were all hiding behind their wardrobes every Monday for good 2 years on the order for some illiterate kids which the Igwes dare not disobey

Just to let you know that pictures does not count as characters. the aim of Seun's 40 characters is to build a constructive sentence and educate the readers. To help you:
Step 1: read the full post.
Step 2: take time to digest it and review your post after typing.
Step: Review your post to ensure it is aligned with the subject, body and conclusion of the text.
Step 4: Check if you learnt anything new from your post, if not delete and reasonably reconstruct another text.
Step 5: if step 1-4 is completed, then press submit.

It will take sometime but you will improve in your literature. Helly Helly

helinues:
Truth could be so bitter though.

Wondering why the message is so hard to digest instead of attacking the messenger

I will personally tell Seun to extend your character to 100 so you will stop commenting.
Ohakim discussed about how he was falsely accused and also forgave those involved as they later apologized, like Mbaka.
He discussed how his administration was notable for its commitment to due process and the successful implementation of the Clean and Green programme, which had a broad scope covering health, education, and climate change.
This one na long thing for you na. I will help to heal you until you become a patriotic citizen and close your zero8zero and Timemanager accounts. We love you.

helinues:


This story should be good for Nollywood movie