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Celebrities › I Didn’t Tattoo My Balls – Charly Boy by Spylim(op): 6:31am On May 14, 2017

Contrary to news that went viral some weeks ago, entertainer and social activist, Charles Oputa aka Charly Boy, has said that he did not tattoo his Instruments.

He told Sunday Scoop, “News of people committing suicide is what people should focus on not what I do with my body. I just tattooed the names of all my children on my left arm. I did not do that on my balls. If I tattoo my genitals, who would see it? I only pierced it. It is not everything that is online that one should believe.”

On what he invests his time in now, he said, “I am a volunteer in the Mumu Don Do movement and that takes a lot of my time. We are doing a lot of sensitisation right now and trying to have more allies. It is not http://www.naijahips.com/2017/05/i-didnt-tattoo-my-balls-charly-boy.html?m=1

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Jokes Etc › Joke : A Female Class Teacher Was Having A Problem With A Boy In Her Class In Pr by Spylim(op): 5:52am On May 14, 2017

The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".

The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Boy: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Boy: 12.

The boy got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately.

The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

Boy: Legs.

Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?

Boy: Pockets.

Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut.

Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?

*The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge*

Boy: Bubble gum.

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent.

*The principal was looking restless*

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you

Continue reading @ view source: http://www.naijahips.com/2017/05/joke-female-class-teacher-was-having.html

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Crime › Female Armed Robber Reportedly Arrested In Lagos With Gun Hidden In Between Br3a by Spylim(op): 5:05am On May 14, 2017

http://www.naijahips.com/2017/05/female-armed-robber-reportedly-arrested.html?m=1

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Nairaland General › See The First Photos Of Ex-president’s Daughter, Halima Babangida As She Marries by Spylim(op): 8:56pm On May 12, 2017

Here are the first wedding photos of Halima Babangida, the daughter of former military President, General Ibrahim Babangida, whose traditional marriage is ongoing in Minna, Niger State.

Former military President, Retired Gen. Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida, on Friday in Minna, Niger State, gave out his last daughter, Halimat Babangida, in marriage.

Halimat is the second daughter and last child of the family who was born by the ex-president’s late wife, Maryam while the military ruler presided over the affairs of the country at Dodan Barracks in Lagos.
view more:http://www.naijahips.com/2017/05/see-first-photos-of-ex-presidents.html

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Nairaland General › Trump’s Lawyers Say No Dealings With Russia — With ‘a Few Exceptions’ by Spylim(op): 6:52pm On May 12, 2017

A handout photo made available by the Russian Foreign Ministry on May 10, 2017 shows US President Donald J. Trump (L) posing with Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov during a meeting at the White House in Washington, DC. US President Donald Trump on May 10 called on Russia to rein in Syrian President Bashar al-Assad and his key ally Iran, as Washington and Moscow sought to boost their fragile ties with high-profile White House talks. Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, the highest-ranking Russian official to visit Washington since Trump came to power in January, earned a rare invitation to the Oval Office for a head-to-head with the Republican president.

Donald Trump’s lawyers issued a letter on Friday stating that the US president had no financial ties to Russia — with “a few exceptions.”

The embattled president had promised a certified letter attesting to his lack of business dealings with Russia, as investigations in Congress and the FBI probe allegations members of his campaign team colluded with Moscow to tilt last year’s elections.

His law firm Morgan, Lewis and Bockius issued the promised letter based on an examination of his tax returns for the past 10 years.

It certified that the Trump organization had no financial ties with Russian entities apart from the Miss Universe pageant that Trump staged in Moscow in 2013, a Florida mansion he bought for $41 million in 2005 and sold for $95 million to a Russian businessman three years later, and “immaterial” earnings from a host of fees for hotel rooms, condos, rounds of golf and sales of goods to Russian customers.

The phrasing of the letter, which said Trump’s taxes did not reflect dealings with Russia “with a few exceptions,” prompted instant mockery on Twitter, with the hashtag #withfewexceptions instantly becoming the number one trending phrase in the US and number three globally.

“Secretly taping conversations in the White House has always worked in the favor of http://www.naijahips.com/2017/05/trumps-lawyers-say-no-dealings-with.html?m=1

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Science/Technology › Re: 2 Easy Electricity Saving Tips For Your Home & Appliances by Spylim(op): 6:21pm On May 12, 2017

Spylim:
Bills, bills, bills. Paying the bills is probably the least enjoyable activity, second to a root canal.

We all dread the monthly reminder that are our hard earned money is going away just as fast as it came to us, and it is an expense we can never really get out of.

But I have done the research, and there are definitely ways to send less on the ever irritating energy bill.

Most of the tips are easy, and can be done as second nature once learned. And as a bonus, most tips will help the environment!

http://www.naijahips.com/2017/05/3-easy-electricity-saving-tips-for-your_12.html?m=1

Science/Technology › 2 Easy Electricity Saving Tips For Your Home & Appliances by Spylim(op): 6:18pm On May 12, 2017

Bills, bills, bills. Paying the bills is probably the least enjoyable activity, second to a root canal.

We all dread the monthly reminder that are our hard earned money is going away just as fast as it came to us, and it is an expense we can never really get out of.

But I have done the research, and there are definitely ways to send less on the ever irritating energy bill.

Most of the tips are easy, and can be done as second nature once learned. And as a bonus, most tips will help the environment!

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Fashion › Re: See How This Lady Transformed To A Muscular Lady by Spylim(m): 1:23pm On May 12, 2017

Spylim:
Apostle Suleman: Court Orders DSS To Pay N250k Damages

A Federal High Court sitting in Asaba, Delta State, has asked the Department of State Services to tender an unreserved apology to the son of the South-South Chairman of the Christian Association of Nigeria, Mr Tareri Avwomakpa, over his illegal arrest by DSS operatives in February.

Justice T.B. Adegoke gave the ruling on Tuesday in a suit filed by Tareri, a Warri-based legal practitioner against the DG of Department of State Services and the Delta State Director, DSS, following his arrest and detention over a message calling for support for the General Overseer, Omega Fire Ministries, Apostle Johnson Suleman.

Operatives of DSS had in February arrested and detained Tareri over an alleged message sent via a social media platform, WhatsApp, wherein he called on Christians in the country to support and accompany Suleman to honour the invitation by the DSS at its head office in Abuja.

Justice Adegoke while delivering his ruling on the case, held that Tareri ‘s arrest was http://www.naijahips.com/2017/05/apostle-suleman-court-orders-dss-to-pay.html?m=1

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Politics › Re: Gabriel Suswam's Sickness Stalls Corruption Trial by Spylim(m): 12:27pm On May 10, 2017

Spylim:

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Politics › Re: Gabriel Suswam's Sickness Stalls Corruption Trial by Spylim(m): 12:25pm On May 10, 2017

Spylim:
Get well soon Daddy yo

Crime › Re: Biafra: IPOB Vows To Comply With Sit-at-home Order On May 30 by Spylim(m): 10:02am On May 10, 2017*

Spylim:
The Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), said there is no going back on the sit-at-home order it declared on May 30, for Biafra Day celebration in remembrance of fallen heroes of Biafra who died during the civil war of 1967 and 1970.
The group alerted Biafrans, friends and lovers of Biafra freedom about the strategies mapped out by the Federal Government and security agencies to deal with the people of Biafra during the remembrance day celebration.
A statement by the Media and Publicity Secretary of IPOB, Mr. Emma Powerful warned Biafrans to stay at home on that day to avoid security operatives from killing innocent members of the public or IPOB members.
“According to IPOB intelligence unit, there are series of meetings going on between security agencies and saboteurs in our midst who wish to sabotage the remembrance day celebration of our fallen heroes and heroines scheduled to hold on May 30.

“Nevertheless, we are calling on every Biafran to stay at home on that day to avoid security operatives from killing innocent members.
“We all are aware that IPOB, under the leadership of Nnamdi Kanu doesn’t say something and renege, therefore, we must remember and honour our fallen heroes and heroines who died for us to live.
“Biafra liberation movement, under the leadership of Kanu is a divine project which no man, born of a woman can stop unless God Almighty (Chukwu Okike Abiama) says so.
“This May 30, remembrance day and sit-at-home order will serve as a notice to the world, Nigerians, Federal Government and security agencies, that this set of Biafra generation under the banner of IPOB led by Kanu means business. They are a different set of http://www.naijahips.com/2017/05/biafra-ipob-vows-to-comply-with-sit-at.html?m=1

Crime › Re: Lecturer Brutalized By Soldiers For Answering A Phone Call At Checkpoint (photo) by Spylim(m): 9:52am On May 10, 2017

mcebisco07:
As shared by a Facebook user, Victor …
Maybe you are wondering if he is a bokoharam terrorist undergoing punishment. No my brother he is not. This is an innocent Father and
husband who did nothing wrong but to answer just a phone call at army checkpoint. The lecturer as I later found out simply ask the soldiers who ask him to submit his handset and go just because he was seen answering call inside the vehicle to show him where its warned that no one should answer call here. He was tortured, strip and our vehicle was ordered to go leaving the victim behind…. http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2017/05/just-in-lecturer-brutalized-by-soldiers.html

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