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sgd: give me sites where i can download photoshop corel draw etc tutorials online and sites that i can download softwarer from...

www.google.com

Ɣøµ mean this?? Coz I designed them with coreldraw too

Well, ϊƒ that's true, then I'm porting 2 Glo

Brainrex: lmao who's fooling who?
taught you said its your design huh?

I designed the business cards, I used the free downloaded mockups to present the business cards I designed, so wat tha heck re Ɣøµ talkin abt?, ãήϑ Ɣøµ didn't even answer my question, "which one matters, the business card design or the mockup presentation?? Or do I need to call Yox the Professor to educate Ɣøµ on what mockup is?? Coz Ɣøµ obviously don't knw the difference between mockups ãήϑ business cards

Brainrex: I'm at work now bro
luckily the website is down freelements.com

pls stop fooling yourself, that's the mockup presentation I used, which one matters, is it the mockup presentation or the business card design??

Brainrex: these are just free PSDs templates oga
be original for once

I have download links

let me not be in a haste 2 utter offensive words 2 Ɣøµ, which is the free template, the business card design or the mockup presentation??

Seequadry: D latest suprise I experienced recently is wen I saw a guy designing a carnival banner dats wen I know av been fooling myself all diz while cos everything d guy did on d banner looks like magic to me

Yess Boss, d card is nice, but Ɣøµ can still improve ur presentation technique

keemax: Hello Mr Spywareczar, can I get your business line for some designs? Thanks.

ok mam, 08176022188

VideoTechnology: We can carry out training anywhere in Nigeria.

i stay in borno state, can u guys carry out training here also??

GraphicsPlus: I guess why this thread is still at the top of all better threads is because it belongs to the mod. I dont see why it should still remain here when Easter has since come and passed.

yeah that's bcoz he's the Mod, ãήϑ Ɣøµ can as well go 2 Aso rock ãήϑ tell president GEJ 2 go back and reside in his village, which re these better threads Ɣøµ re referring 2?? Urs?

phelixrex: I can train/lecture you on Corel Draw, Excel, Photo shop in just 8 Saturday. it practical. seen is believing and other packages. Call Felix Abor on: 08060831832 check below see my design

e be lyk say Ɣøµ just dey finish computer school ãήϑ your blood dey hot shey??

YoxTheProf: Lolz, we are all confused bruv! But loads of people are sending in their designs anyway (many with no relevance to the brief).

By the way, complaints reaching me stated that the email address they gave was rejecting mails and when I went to their facebook page they just responded to one dude asking him to send to another email address. NO PUBLICITY ON THE RECTIFICATION OF THE FAULTY EMAIL!

My crocodile senses tell me these people are just using people to gain publicity.

By the way, has anybody heard anything on the ABC Transport logo competition?

have not heard anything on that ABC Transport logo contest, I've designed & submitted 6 different logo designs

Dreal1247: Who now robs better. Those with pens or those with guns?

that's D̶̲̥̅̊ question o

ok, dis is cool

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! Thisis a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will takeus a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is arobbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?

lightheart: Rugged and friendly to the eyes!
I love where this is leading.
Nice 1!

*dials Ramsey's number*

tnx man, u can make one too and submit, its gon be fun,

Tasma: Not sure if this is very popular here in Nigeria.

dude Ɣøµ must be a leaner..

The Nollywood Movie Spoof page is a collection of parody & spoof designs done by
amazing designers all-over Nigeria (and the world), making light jokes at Nollywood movies and its famous celebs. No Seriously, it's all jokes and laughs.. https://www.facebook.com/TheNollywoodSpoof
this my entry

http://www.sodasandpopcorn.com/2013/05/20/nollywood-spoof-competition-is-back/

M.Y: Hey guys!!! How are you all doing this evening. I am so excited today. You know why?

Leslie: Because I am here with all my awesomeness?

M.Y: Awesome kini? Abegi shift jare!!! It’s that time of the year again. The Nollywood Movie Spoof Competition is back!!!

Leslie: Last year was so awesome. I mean check out the few entries from last year we have posted in here.

M.Y: So Leslie, as the organizer of this event, tell us a few things about the event.

Leslie: So, basically, The Nollywood Movie Spoof is an annual contest of parody & spoof designs done by amazing designers all-over Nigeria (and the world), making light jokes at Nollywood movies and its famous celebs. It is sometimes taken beyond Nollywood celebs but….

M.Y: Seriously, it’s all jokes and laughs here.

Leslie: Yeah, we don’t want no lawsuits or people walking up to us in the streets like it’s our fault or anything.

M.Y: No guys seriously…it’s just jokes.

Leslie: Okay?

M.Y: Okay…Seriously.Its.All.Just.Jokes

Leslie: So basically, the Competition started like most terrible ideas; among friends. We all shared a clear distaste for the quality of many Nollywood movies.

M.Y: We figured if they couldn’t listen to us when we spoke, then they’d listen better when we designed. The competition is just 2 years old and last year we had well over 40 entries.

Leslie: So this time we’re trying to make it bigger. Here’s the catch. Turn on your laptop, Double Click on your favorite Adobe Designing tool, Take a poster, make a Nollywood spin of it, and be creative about it. Impress us with wit, awesomeness, and a few clicks and drags.

M.Y: It’s really not too much to ask for, is it?

Leslie: So the big question is this: How do I enter the Competition right? Simple. Follow the link. https://www.facebook.com/TheNollywoodSpoof Then Like the page(if you no like am, OYO) and submit your application

M.Y: Application? Is it JAMB. LOL. Submit your designs and invite your friends to like the page and like your design. The event runs from June 23rd 2013 to August 4th. So that’s six weeks of pure fun, laffs and unbridled raw creativity.

Leslie: But then, I just thought of this. It also helps to promote designers and puts them in a better light thus promoting their business. Some of the feedback we got were pretty amazing, some of the celebs contacted some of these designers. It’s really beautiful when stuff like that happens.

M.Y: Some of these works shouldn’t be on here as spoofs alone. These are the guys who will revolutionize a lot of things in Nollywood.

So yeah. Get creative, put on your thinking caps…

Leslie: Better still, put on your laptops. Thinking caps won’t design the posters.

M.Y: The people know what I meant…

Leslie: Just had to put it out there…

M.Y: Put on your…laptops and get to designing.

Anyways Here are a few examples of the kind of stuff we’re expecting so you know to come correct. Feel me?

M.Y: Like Braille brother. Like Braille. And to view a full gallery of previous years entries, follow this link: http://pinterest.com/alphaknight/pixel-ninjas-nollywood-spoof/ .

Leslie: The event is organized byPixel Ninjas Guild and proudly supported by Sodas & Popcorn and Eventiso....

bellow are some entries submitted in last year's competition

So Ɣøµ dey fear darksider?

[quote author=piaget+skinner]AvenGers naija VersIon..nice one joor[/quote]tnx man

bookdust: pls I need this know this spyware Graphix, if u live in Bayelsa do call:08138711821 @bookdust

nope, i live in kaduna, thanks

bookdust: pls check out my design and tell me my lapses

d mexora and concepts needs a little space, they shudnt be touchin each other.
d u shud remove d white glow on d object above concept.
u shud work on ur text arrangements and ur choice of fonts,
u shudnt hve use d "ARIEL BLACK" font type on d services
services dey render, u shud hve use any condensed kinda font,
but its a nice design though

richkids1: I love the design. It is cool. Keep it up bro

tnx man

richkids1: Thank you brother. I've started downloading them.

u re welcom bro

BRB

whre were u wen i posted dis thread?, Adobe Premier pro tutorials re included in thre smwhre https://www.nairaland.com/1311066/aftereffect-adobe-flash-c4d-tutorials

Ayomax: guy u always criticize or put other ppl work down, this can't get you any where in life.

wat is wrong in saying d truth, i spotted all d flaws in his work and i said d fact, hw dos that bring him down??

Do people actually fall 4 dis kind of online scam dis days??

dplomaticVal: Hey, yours
wsn't photoshopped
The dude you
substituted wt czar
z Banky w

dude, I'm D̶̲̥̅̊ one 2 decide ϊƒ its Banky w or not, coz I photoshoped all D̶̲̥̅̊ celebrities Ɣøµ saw in dat design into super heroes, did Ɣøµ even watch D̶̲̥̅̊ movie "WATCHMEN" at all??