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Asslickers

Bleep religion. You guys are the most wicked set of people ever!

Sobalim:
He's loyal to Tinubu

Ok. But me I want to be loyal to you alone sha.
Are you a politician?

Sanwo-Olu is giving out your monies to Tinubu and MC oluomo and obasa

Vadese1:
No normal human being can blame Fubara, unless the brown roof region

You're Right

Tinubu is a waste of space. Being Nigeria's number one citizen is a waste of position

Rivers will Burn if they dare try it. We the Ijaw Youths will bring down Rivers state

Politics of witchunt and personal vendetta

Sail on, The incoming President

Jakumo:
As a presiding justice in the Onaajiin Magistrate Court of Public Opinion, I, Honorable Justice Afori-Gbagi CFR, do hereby declare you, Agbaya Grandma Mrs. Natrasha Abolonjeku of the quadruple bastard child baby-mama and serial blackmailer fame, GUILTY as charged of being an elderly and criminally ugly old mother of many bastard offspring, yet having the AUDACITY to try in vain and POSE as a nubile maiden worthy of a king's ransom, when nothing could be further from the truth.

In accordance with the relevant statutes, and in the absence of any mitigating circumstances, I hereby sentence you, Agbaya Grandma Natrasha of the quadruple bastard baby-mama fame, to life without publicity, whereby you will be required by law to shut the phuck up and stay in your village like a good mother of four bastards, until such time as the court observes true repentance on your part, whereby you will be allowed to go and bail out those of your criminal children from four different fathers that you spawned, who are very well known to the police ALREADY.

May Papa God have mercy on the defendant's soul.

You're stupidity and idiocy is unmatched.

walozanga:
Hell-roofer is working for Tinubu. If u know, u know

Beer parlor analyst

Miramonica:
People like using people they perceive to be gentle, I don't know why.

Nigeria is too rough now for somebody to come and he giving me wahala, make everybody just dey em dey.

Anything you want borrow from me dey for market, go buy am, it can never ever get finished...just go with your money, you will see it.

I tire o.
Dem go borrow, Dem no go return am. They will just personalize it

OlawaleBammie:
ur elders wey never get sen.se

Just one whistle from ekpa dem no b9rn ur m4ma w3ll make she no hide

As u no get regards for ur papa and mama, no bring my own parents enter dis matter abeg

Enough of Wike's news please. Stop making him look too important.
Why not sum up everything he said and post it here at once instead?

hopexter:
So that a northerner can be there. El rufai is barely a week in his new party yet problems are already coming up.

I'm telling you. To me, politics is just about self-interest and greed

Krak:
You are not annoyed enough. If you are, nobody will tell you what to do to stop all these.

Let me just give you a piece of advice. In this world you should not care how others see you or feel about you.

You should go straight to their apartment and demand for your property with a mean face and a strong voice. Say it very clearly that you do not appreciate that they don't return your things.

After this anytime they come to borrow from you, tell them very clearly that it's not available, no need for long stories. Even if they can see that it's available, tell them it's not available, simple.

Eventually they will be forced to go buy their own. And don't worry if they stop greeting you or talking to you, that should not be your concern.

That's just the solution. Once I go get it back, they will never see it again

There will be war if anything happens to our Governor. I mean serious war. We'll burn down Wike's house if anything happens.

Peace gradually returning to our dear state.

The incoming President's state. The Home of President Peter GREGORY OBI

Oya haters, start spewing trash

You were among those who politicized the traditional institution when u held sway as governor

That's the Hallmark of a great leader. A man who's so courageous. A dogged fighter and warrior. You'll surely surmount these challenges sir. Stay strong and focused

We are with you in this fight. Nothing will happen to your position

Why do they want the national secretary to resign or be removed?

iamnotillicit:
Whatever rocks their BOTH...

😇

Sorry, it is Boat, Not "BOTH"

This guy wan join Tinubu and Buhari head together?

Going by all these revelations, anybody who blames FUBARA again needs to have his head checked

I need a support to revive my life.
Who can PM?

slimfit1:
How does this help poor people? This is Abuja not Rivers state..

You can help the poor in your own little way. Nobody is too poor to give

Bb

Free2Fly:
That's ChatGPT write-up. He didn't take out his time to write anything
In fact, he's one of those lazy chaps out there who can't use their own minds and initiatives in anything.

I knew it was ChatGPT.

bigl:
I quite understand u cos i was in about same condition in our former place ...

A woman in "its quite complicated relationship" with 2kids, earning more than our combined salaries will still come borrow money, pots etc ...

Infact, if her gas finish, she will bring her food to finish cooking ...

Till i put a stop to the rubbish then we became bad people but atleast, peace dey and i have access to my stuffs whenever i need em ...

Do not borrow them your iron again! And as per the money, stop borrowing them ... to retrieve the ones u don borrow them and dem no gree return, tell them to pay up all they've borrowed to have access to fresh borrowing and the moment dem pay up peren, lock the gates and face front!!!

Talk is cheap bro! Dem go talk tire and then, keep mute!!!

Its always good to be a bad person but have peace and be able to do live your life as u want it ...

Well said bro. Thanks for your advice

We4all:
You are broke because you have a kid you didn't plan for.

Don't be stupid

We4all:
But you are not broke. You even have assets like iron and mortar.

Bro, you ignored where I said these people are doing pretty better than me financially. Except u don't want to help or u don't have. I sincerely need this help. Between God and man. Things hard now bro. Abeg