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^^^ Just the truth!

Who is a Lady?
A lady is just like X. One will never
know the exact answer. Why?
1. A lady will make a guy buy
those high healed Steleto shoes
she saw in a shop, and she will
spend the rest of the time
carrying them in her hands while
putting on sandals in her party
dress.
2. A lady will shave off her
eyebrows completely and
thereafter draw them back with a
pencil.
3. On a date, she will order for full
chips, chicken and chaps; after it
has been put on table, she will
sprinkle tomato sauce on chips,
bite on the chap, remove the skin
from a chicken thigh and lick it
and claim she’s full; everything is
wasted and a guy will clear the
bill.
4. A lady will put on 4 layers of
make up in all the weird colors
and there after ask the boy friend;
“sweetie, do I look natural?
5. You will find her restless in her
room turning things over and
away and when you ask what it is
she’s looking for she will say;
“Sweetie, have you seen one of
my finger nails?”
6. A lady will tell you “I don’t
want” and when you turn to
leave, she will quickly add; “So,
when I say I don’t want, does it
mean that you go?”
7. When you have a disagreement
with her, she will tell you; “You
know what? I need my space.”
When you give her space, she will
accuse you of ignoring her.
8. A lady will ask you for airtime
and after she’s loaded it, she will
flash/beep you to call her back.
9. Some ladies will have a good
paying job but on 2nd of the
month ask you for money to the
salon
10. A lady will go shopping for
clothes and when she comes back
and displays what she’s shopped
for; you will only see strings and
half clothes that won’t even cover
50% of her body.
11. A lady will put on a short
dress, takes a seat in a Matatu and
when you look at her thighs, she
starts struggling to pull it down
her legs, but Alas! It’s too short to
move an inch!
12. A lady will put on a top that
exposes 50% of her boobs and
when a guy stares at them, she
barks at him; “What’s your
problem”… if you didn’t want me
to look at them, why did you
expose them?!
13. And lastly, a GUY will make a
million advances onto a lady and
she will give him a cold shoulder
but after a she’s heard that HE is
planning to introduce, she will
make 1000 attempts to have him
back!

Food for thought!