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There was this robbery in Central Bank of Nigeria, the robber shouted to everyone:

"Don't move everyone!!!, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you". Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
=> This is called "Mind Changing Concept
--> Changing the conventional way of thinking".

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One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
=>This is called "Being Professional.
--> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"
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When the robbers got back home, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated),
"Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count? Tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
=>This is called "Experience"
--> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!"
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After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.The supervisor says "Wait, wait
wait, let's put the #5 million we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".
=> This is called "Swim with the tide
--> Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".
=> This is called "Killing Boredom --
--> Happiness is most important."
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The next day, TV news reported that #100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could
only count #20 million and the robbers were very much angry and complained bitterly among themselves. "We risked our lives and only took #20 million while the bank manager took #80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
=>This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold !"

BE EDUCATED!!!

arcnomec:
Wait a minute,is this not the same photocopied memo my friend brought from Nekede n showed to me 2weeks ago,n I immediately went to NYSC portal to confirm the authenticity of the said write ups...........N I couldn't find such an information there.........#Nov15stands#

It seems you have a little hick-up u wanna cover up in school before November

Maybe thats why u want B15 to be November and not September

arcnomec:
Stancity,abeg any cogent updates about #B15 ..............cos all this things I dey hear here,still dey mk my heart quake...........#nomindme#

Still have a little patience while we wait for the official NYSC CALENDER... Jah bless!

remzor:
Adeyinka
Accountancy, Esut!
Lag, Abj or Delta

welcome Remzor..

Sugahylz:
I'm just seeing this for the first time. Where did ur friend get it from?
It's unreal

me too oo

miccoy:
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Na question I ask. No be joke I crack.

Oshimiri is an ocean and not a stream

hilsocial:
I don see say u don plan already how ur yr go be. No try trek am o, u fit no reach as dat Lagos guy reach Abj esp with dis hot sun.

hilsocial:
Obudu in Akwa Ibom? I think it shd be in the old map. Lol I sight U. Good evening bro.

LOLZZZZZ. Guy free me na,, na one thing dey lead to another.. from beach to OBUDU,, cross river no far na.. you fit trek am self...

deleo16:
is there any app that types message or words as you speak or an app that allows one to write on the screen while using touchscreen and automatically write the words out

Try Google handwriting keypad... write on the screen and your writing turns into words..

deleo16:
OK please can you help me with the same of such app paid or free

If you see the app dont hesitate to let me know cus i have been looking for same app for long now

Sexypearl:
Hi! I am Racheal,
ESUT, Masscom.
Akwa Ibom, Delta or Abuja.

welcome Recheal.. Akwa Ibom sure pass oo.. Eket beach na waw, did i mention OBUDU MMEH {CATTTLE} RANCH ?

goodyboo:
stan did u say YET?..smh4u

Dont shake ur head for now till you hear GMB sey no more allawe increment...

deleo16:
is there any app that types message or words as you speak or an app that allows one to write on the screen while using touchscreen and automatically write the words out

There is....

funkyjms:
ThenThe poster above me is lazy!

LOOOOOOOLLL

swaggzo:
No internet service for days
But it's back now

OWK good..

bboyZ:
To dos guys avin dos contacts n calendar sync issues

Download dis n flash via twrp.. Den wipe dalvik n cache after flashing

http://downloadandroidfiles.org/file.php/?File=/Gapps/KitKat/Android%204.4.X/pa_gapps-modular-mini-4.4.4-20150308-signed.zip

Good update bro...

theSpark:
Don't say you no get cousins too

I get but dem dey expensive... to friend a doctor and layers,, huh u konw na..

goodyboo:
r u for real?

Am for real ooo.... dont be afraid yet..

theSpark:
Two gray hair don comot already for my head.

Go buy dye keep oo.. The 2 will reinforce.. Lolz

theSpark:
Excuse me. I beg your pardon

Bros ehh... Hmm Watch your 6 too.

what if i tell u sey i no get sis

swaggzo:
Is anything the matter with Glo service?

what did you notice?

Joshkid:
can I also download with this app?

No pls... its not for mature minds... let it slide bro... i will deal with JAY later for posting this kind of app here.

Eden007:
you can send your bbm/fb/or mobile contact to my mail..edenstephen4@gmail.com.

Make i just dey watch you.... you never hear sey na me dey marry all the gals of B15 and now u wan play smart guy game.. watch ya back ooo.

2el:
Cos stream 2 for Batch A won't camp cos Ramadam comes up by June 18th, it NYSC policy not to allow fasting(Ramadan) in camp so they might shift drr camping to july or #B15 by september to reduce the prolongevity, Some of d factors they are considering.

Remember same was also done for #B14 stream 2 when drr camping was merge with #C14 stream 1.
Cheers

Owliver electronzeez richybanky rusa zenopee noordean
sparklered chidexsmokey rmfunky sleekyonyx sodiqyinka
sheyman4phy babatawa pretty3 damiesan walad4yhu
Enasdan idee91 mzmeeday stancity hilsocial Jemima01

Baba you are correct,, anyway it turn out to be, we are ready.. before person go get grey hairs for haus...

Qunlexus4u:
Indeed..... Am out

Goodbye, soldiers already in position..

CC: Mustack, Melya & Mighty Me!!

Bamidhele25:
I am Olabowale bamidele
i rep EKITI STATE UNIVERSITY
PHILOSOPHY 2014 class
missed C14 and was unable to meet up with A15 due to some circumstances but strongly ready for B15. Hope am welcome at your midst guys!

You are welcome bro.. It wasnt an easy journey i must say.. Pls relax and make yourself comfortable..

sparkleRed:
Hmm wouldn't be bad

I tell you gal.. Cant wait to unit wt u..

davit:
Stancity, melya and co please help with the contact sync on this phone o. S3 3gb. Thanks.

This issue is found among those with Jiayu S3 without Play store installed..

I havnt found the solution yet.. Still digging deep.

2el:
Owliver
electronzeez richybanky rusa zenopee noordean
sparklered chidexsmokey rmfunky sleekyonyx sodiqyinka
sheyman4phy babatawa pretty3 damiesan walad4yhu
Enasdan idee91 mzmeeday stancity hilsocial


I heard NYSC. Want to review it calender shift back #B15 to september and #A16 start. January..

Welcome development if its a true update.. Thanks for the info!

hilsocial:
Everybody is around. Most pple will join after camp cos some are yet to overcome the shock of missing A15. Welcome.

true talk.

Qunlexus4u:
Why should I take it personal? I have actually known and understand the type of person you are, so it doesn't worth it

You dont know anything about me... why are you boiling bro... men dont talk the way you just did

Qunlexus4u:
Whatever... I don't care

Bro... don't take it personal na... i actually like ur background.. which rom are you on now