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Honda Accord End of Discussion.

Hello.

We now deal on car windscreen sales of all types and sizes. We also remove your broken windscreen and replace it with a new one all at the convineince of your home or office.

How to order

Send us a message telling us of you car model.

Send pictures of glass via the whatsapp number below.

Send your location (Lagos residence only)

We will respond in 24-48hrs time interval.

Cost

Prices differ for all kinds and models of car.
Installation/transport cost: N5000

Deliveries outside Lagos available. (waybill cost applies)

PresidObi:
Northerners and southerners alike, every Nigerian from every state and region needs to vote for Peter Obi and Yusuf Datti Baba Ahmed of LP for president.

These two guys are thinking of your good everytime.

Dont vote for those old parties with old candidates who have all ran out of ideas.

People are coming out to support Peter Obi freely and willingly without any monetary compensation. Imagine people printing on 2,000 mosquito nets with their personal funds.

Peter Obi is Nigeria's choice.

People, let's contribute now.

Thanks so much for the reply.

Please, others, also share your experiences.

Thanks.

Rhozabeth:
To be honest i have not had dealings with them but they seem genuine! I have had to bring them to my office to talk to the staff about investment opportunities and the speaker really blew us away with the opportunities inherent in investment with them!

Hi All.

Before I commit money into an investment with PWAN (buy to sell). I wish to hear from Nairalanders that have invested with them before.

Are they genuine or not? is there anything I should know?

Yaba, Lagos

Just for 35k get ur chilling LG ac. It's a giveaway price.

500k

Honda crv 1999 at give away price. Message me for details.

Hi all,

The subject refers. But it's a request for employment and not a job offer. Location is lagos. Available to start work immediately. Both office work or working from home.

Kindly chat up 08168118093. Chat not call.

Thanks.

famozine1:
How many paint can I get from one bag

About 20 paint buckets equal a 50kg bag of garri.

08168118093 call or whatsapp

BigMediaNG:
Your phone number

50kg bags of quality garri (yellow and white) for large, medium and small scale sales at an unbeatable price N13,000. Seeing is believing.

Good old days. Care free days. What long has it been now, 17 years and counting?? Jeez

if anyone has the link for the scholarship please post it here so others can access it.

Dear Nairalanders,

If you are wondering how to decide the right course to study in university or the right career to choose or business to start or if you have any friend or relative in that position just click on the youtube link below or copy and paste in your browser address bar:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2fGbmm2Hzs

You may be shocked at just how helpful it is.

Bahddo:
African tales by moonlight. That woman is likely destitute and obviously starved to death (if she wasn't beaten to death by the witchcraft-obsessed crowd). You guys give an almost worshipful reverence to 'witches'.

Humans can't turn to birds or other animals at will, same way an incoming call cannot kill someone.

It's good to look at the circumstances around a situation before jumping to the conclusion that it superstition.

1. The dead woman was lying in d open. If she's just an old lady that starved to death, then ppl would have seen her walking to the where she died but nobody did.
2. This happened in broad daylight so nobody can claim she walked to d place n died during d night.
3. Look at d sheer number of people who have taken to the media to broadcast this n who claim to b eyewitnesses. If u've bn studying d trends u'll realize that this is truly unique.

Even if u aren't superstitious you've got to admit that d chances that nothing funny took place is very slim indeed.

LastMumu:
Naija bloggers, I hail una.



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Rotfl

Someone should please suggest reliable Nigerian web hosting companies for me. Cost effective and reliable, thanks.

jackpiperr:
You want to buy a lawn mower to start a landscaping business.

There are two types of lawn mowers: Push mower and Riding mower . An average Push Mower cost $200 (N65,000) ,while average Riding Mower cost $1200 ( N385,000) .
In landscaping ,you'll also need a Pruner for trimmings of flowers and cutting thin tree branches.An Average pruner cost $40(N14,000) You'll need a Grass Trimmer which is used for the edges of the grass lawns which the blades of the Mowers can not reach. An Average grass Trimmer cost $70(N23,000).
goggle $2 (N650),glove $1(N325),safety shoe $40(N 13,000), ear muff $20 (N6400)

Hope this helps .

Oga, instead of telling me what I want u r advertising on my post.

I want to start a Grasscutter business in Akwa ibom state but don't know where to buy a colony to start. Does anybody have this information?

People, you should know your rights.

Just incase you violate any traffic regulations and you are caught in the act, you should know your rights. Don't let any corrupt official tell you that you have to pay absorbed amounts of money like N50,000 for minor road offences.

We need to find a way to stop crooked officials living off extorting commuters for "so-called" offences.


Offences & Penalties

S/NO TICK INFRINGEMENT (S) CODE POINTS PENALTY CATEGORY
1 LIGHT/SIGN VIOLATION LSV 2 2,000 2
2 ROAD OBSTRUCTION ROB 3 3,000 1
3 ROUTE VIOLATION RTV 5 5,000 1
4 SPEED LIMIT VIOLATION SLV 3 3,000 1
5 VEHICLE LICENCE VIOLATION VLV 3 3,000 2
6 VEHICLE NUMBER PLATE VIOLATION NPV 3 3,000 1
7 DRIVER’S LICENCE VIOLATION DLV 10 10,000 2
8 WRONGFUL OVERTAKING WOV 3 3,000 1
9 ROAD MARKING VIOLATION RMV 5 5,000 1
10 CAUTION SIGN VIOLATION CSV 3 3,000 3
11 DANGEROUS DRIVING DGD 10 50,000 1
12 DRIVING UNDER ALCOHOL OR DRUG INFLUENCE DUI 5 5,000 2
13 OPERATING A VEHICLE WITH FORGED DOCUMENTS OFD 10 20,000 2
14 UNAUTHORIZED REMOVAL OF OR TAMPERING WITH ROAD SIGNS UTS 5 5,000 1
15 DO NOT MOVE VIOLATION DNM 2 2,000 2
16 INADEQUATE CONSTRUCTION WARNING ICW – 50,000 1
17 CONSTRUCTION AREA SPEED LIMIT VIOLATION CAV 3 3,000 1
18 FAILURE TO MOVE OVER FMO 3 3,000 1
19 FAILURE TO COVER UNSTABLE MATERIALS FCM 5 5,000 1
20 OVERLOADING OVL 10 10,000 1
21 DRIVING WITH WORN-OUT TYRE OR WITHOUT SPARE TYRE TYY 3 3,000 1
22 DRIVING WITHOUT OR WITH SHATTERED WINDSCREEN VWV 2 2,000 1
23 FAILURE TO FIX RED FLAG ON PROJECTED LOAD FFF 3 3,000 1
24 FAILURE TO REPORT ROAD ACCIDENT FRC 10 20,000 1
25 MEDICAL PERSONNEL OR HOSPITAL REJECTION OF ROAD ACCIDENT VICTIM RAV – 50,000 1
26 ASSAULTING MARSHAL ON DUTY AMD 10 10,000 2
27 OBSTRUCTING MARSHAL ON DUTY OMD 2 2,000 2
28 ATTEMPTING TO CORRUPT MARSHAL ACS 10 10,000 2
29 CUSTODY FEE N200 per day after 24 hours –
30 DRIVING WITHOUT SPECIFIED FIRE EXTINGUISHER FEV 3 3,000 3
31 DRIVING A COMMERCIAL WITHOUT PASSENGER MANIFEST PMV 10 10,000 2
32 DRIVING WITHOUT SEAT BELT SUV 2 2,000 1
33 USE OF PHONE WHILE DRIVING UPD 4 4,000 1
34 DRIVING A VEHICLE WHILE UNDER 18 YEARS UDR – 2,000 1
35 RIDING MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT A CRASH HELMET RMH 2 2,000 1
36 EXCESSIVE SMOKE EMISSION ESE 5 5,000 1
37 MECHANICALLY DEFICIENT VEHICLE MDV 5 5,000 1
NOTE: Custody fee on impounded Motor vehicle and Motorcycle/Tricycle is N200.00 per day payable after initial 24 hours of grace

http://frsc.gov.ng/offences-and-penalties

I heard a naija song playing this morning on the radio. It's a Yoruba song and there are parts where they use that old Mario Game theme song in it. I tried using Shazam but it couldn't detect it.

Anybody know the name of the song and artist? Do tell so I can download it.

I would like to use this medium to introduce www.Nairatalks.com

It is a website that allows people learn the various languages in Nigeria via video tutorials.

For now Yoruba tutorials is present in the website but more will be introduced depending on feedback.

You can feedback on the feedback/comment link in the site.

I've been seeing ["Efritin.com app"- it's got to go] commercial on youtube recently and I've got to say for the first time I'm actually impressed by a Nigeria commercial. The concept is cool and it's brief, just how its post to be.

Let others take the initiative and come up with ingenious and cool commercial.

Thumbs Up!! to efritin.com.

Ok. I wish to include that I'm based in Lagos and will only work with designer(s) located in Lagos.

talk2hb1:
Sorry Bro, I cant pick any project now. Love to apply

Ok. You can refer someone (competent enough) to me if you can't do it yourself.

Still awaiting someone to do the job....

talk2hb1:
What technology platform are you using (Microsoft, Java, PHP, Python, perl, ............)

Microsoft, as earlier mentioned

Nairalander01:
What platform did you start the design on??

Microsoft Web Professional 4 but as you may know it can also be edited with other web design apps like dreamweaver etc...

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