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We have the wisdom of God at work in us! Read this funny story.

A pretty and wealthy woman was serving life sentence in prison.
Angry and resentful about her plight she had
decided that she would rather die than to live
another year in prison.
Over the years she had become good friends with one of the prison caretakers. His job, among others,
was to bury those prisoners who died in a graveyard just outside the prison walls.
When a prisoner died, the caretaker rang a bell,
which was heard by everyone.
The caretaker then got the body and put it in a casket. Next, he entered his office to fill out the death certificate before returning to the casket to nail the lid shut. Finally, he put the casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard and bury it.
Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and shared it with the caretaker;

The next time the bell rang, the woman would leave her cell andsneak into the dark room where the coffins were kept. She would slip into the coffin with the dead body while the caretaker was filling out the death certificate..
When the care-taker returned, he would nail the lid shut and take the coffin outside the prison with the woman in the coffin along with the dead body.
He would then bury the coffin. The woman having pre-arranged with the caretaker for special vents in the coffin knew there would be enough air for her to breathe until later in the evening when the caretaker would return to the graveyard under the cover of darkness, dig up the coffin, open it, and set her free.
She wld also carry along a small flashlight to cope with the darkness beneath until the hour of expected freedom.

The caretaker was reluctant to go along with this plan, but since he and the woman had become good
friends over the years, and knowing dat he stands to gain a lot from this pretty and wealthy woman.

The woman waited several weeks before someone in the prison died. She was asleep in her cell when she heard the death bell ring.
She got up and slowly walked down the hallway. She was nearly caught a couple of times. Her heart was beating fast. She opened the door to the darkened room where the coffins were kept. Quietly in the dark, she found the coffin that contained the dead body, carefully climbed into the coffin and pulled the lid shut to wait for the caretaker to come and nail the lid shut.

Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of the
hammer and nails.
Even though she was very uncomfortable in the coffin with the dead body, she knew that with each nail she was one step closer to freedom.
The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and taken outside to the graveyard. She could feel the coffin being lowered into the ground. She didn't make a sound as the coffin hit the bottom of the grave with
a thud.
Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the top of
the wooden coffin, and she knew that it was only a matter of time and she would be free at last.
After several minutes of absolute silence, she began to laugh...happily feeling free already nd chanting she was free! she was free!

Feeling curious, she decided to light the flashlight to find out the identity of the dead prisoner beside her.

To her horror, she discovered that she was lying next
to the CARETAKER....her only hope to freedom.

Many people believe they have life all figured
out...dat they ar well connected and can arrange and pre-arrange things to their favour... but sometimes it just doesn't turn out the
way they planned it.
Think of a 'Plan B'!!!

"I don't know what
tomorrow holds, but I know WHO
holds tomorrow."

The Happiest People Don't Have the Best of
Everything,
They Just Make The Best Of What They Have...But at times even the BEST FAILS...
Only one thing never fails...GOD.
May he always be with us.
God loves us!!

matsonj3: android...still d best

wats the name of this theme, andon what phone model please? so cool and i likey

U r amazing wit ur point of " if u finish within a specific time". Let me ask u,did u tak d test n did u see "submit" button anywhr on d pages or sides bar? Pls giv us reasonable gist joor

alasuomowei: 4d sake of those shouting"CORRUPTION", I put it to You that, I received the text and had no connection, no runs, no nothing... I want to explainthis to u guys,
some will get the text, some will not... I got to know 4rm the DG'S office that the SCORING PROCESS of applicants started during the online application, remember that some did'nt finish the application but were called 4 aptitude test... Now let me explain the Koko.... There are some graduates that hav no experience, yet they applied 4post meant 4 experienced pple.. Some applied but they are stil undergraduates, remember, at the end of the application, ur to provide NYSC CERTIFICATE NUMBER, then anoda tin to put in mind is that, NIMC..So check Yourself.

adim2: Na me start the quarrel? Read d post wella before u take side abeg. All i was just saying is that the guy should have waited a little bit before talking about the salary structure. Getting high hopes in things like this does not pay at all.

U r too somewhat abt the Op asking a question. Do u think he does hav his reasons? And tgat he doesnt know he had to hold until a "date" proposed by u? If u dont hv answers to him, stop all d noise joor. Let those who gat meaningful answers help. And let others learn

Nice one. Its work reading ova n ova. Iv bookmark it. Tnks Op

Mine was xday at Enugu. According to etc(testing coy), dey wr 2hrs behind schedule cuz their server was not responding. As such they allow all available to write irrespective of thr schedulse. But it got rowdy by 12pm & they had to abide by original schedule. They r organized on the whole. From my test, u can check current affairs like: former name of Zambia or Zimbabwe; 1st female representative; largest and/or busiet airport; colors of olympic rings (d one dats among). Success ahead

Clerverly: I just hope is true. The only disappointment would be if Jonathan was not among the victims

Lol....abeg leav GEJ outa dis o

acidosis™:
Most of them prefers the romantic guy that opens the door of his car for them to sit, merry-go-rounding the entire eatery in the community & making more calls than a customer care representive with fake voices like one suffering from sore throat..

hmmm....acidosis! i get mouth! lwkmh....lol

[quote author=spora]You mean their tuface?

LTMAC (lafin too much n cufin)

Okija_juju: Na slap dey hungry you

lmao....funny peeps ever

rafhell: this is the legacy of muhammed. the founder of this demonic religion. may piss and shit be upon him forever

LWKMD....Laughing in Arabic

SlyIg: My dear, dont mind them. Na so dem d talk. After that they say d guy d sing scrape,but no hit party is complete without Terry G songs and people will dance to their fullest happiness. Terry d kpako master,carry go baba...

I love fast playing music; Timaya n TerryG r ma men anyday anytime. No party n club is complete without these guys work in 9ja; take it or leave it! That is his style; take or leave it! Free him; right now right now.......hmmmmmm.....kpuraaa!!!

was d money withdrawn n den paid to ur account or transfered through e-channel (was a computer simply used to credit ur account by the personnel at the bank)? if u answer ues to latte, u wld need to simply obtain a bank statement, know the account no. simply seek a help of a person to personally check if d account is still active, den obtain d address and/or contact. this is a "crude" way though. otherwise report the matter to appropriate authority n they wld legally obtain the abov. tnk ur star if ur ac was credited via e-channel, then ur troubles r ova 80% solved

Indeed, this is the most sensible, insightful, genuine and well-meaning. Thnks a bunch

Hello house,
I did WAEC recruitment test for Computer Category sometime in Oct or Sept 2010. In Feb 2011 I received a mail from sidmach.com asking for additional credentilas (I almost gave up since to me, WAEC is contracting the post or recruitment, but sidmach.com is a notable coy doing legitimate biz with JAMB, NECO and WAEC with all their online registration jobs); so also in March to a sidmach.com mail; so also in April - that is 3 days ago. This last one is asking additional credentials to be sent to a yahoo mail addy. In all, this is the 3rd time WAEC is asking for the same credentials (O level, Degree Cert and Birth Cert).

All the above are raising my hope of joining WAEC, though I want this gr8 house to assist.

Some of my reservations:
Has any1 being getting these requests for additional credentials? How real is this? Anyone in the house working with sidmach.com or WAEC that can advice on WAEC or sidmach.com mode of recruitment?

Your inputs/advice will be appreciated.

Hapie yipe easter to all.

Oyis.

Hello house,
I did WAEC recruitment test for Computer Category sometime in Oct or Sept 2010. In Feb 2011 I received a mail from sidmach.com asking for additional credentilas (I almost gave up since to me, WAEC is contracting the post or recruitment, but sidmach.com is a notable coy doing legitimate biz with JAMB, NECO and WAEC with all their online registration jobs); so also in March to a sidmach.com mail; so also in April - that is 3 days ago. This last one is asking additional credentials to be sent to a yahoo mail addy. In all, this is the 3rd time WAEC is asking for the same credentials (O level, Degree Cert and Birth Cert).

All the above are raising my hope of joining WAEC, though I want this gr8 house to assist.

Some of my reservations:
Has any1 being getting these requests for additional credentials? How real is this? Anyone in the house working with sidmach.com or WAEC that can advice on WAEC or sidmach.com mode of recruitment?

Your inputs/advice will be appreciated.

Hapie yipe easter to all.

Oyis.