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Ayobeck:
Am not such guy,wey fall for to.. it's something she can benefit her I wan tell her . that's all

Na toto go kee you

Ayobeck:
I will like we talk privately,not for third party to read our messages.wanna tell u something good babe.belive me

Na toto go kee you!😏

Calitoscassius:
Turns out you are the only one who notices my nonsense. as vast as Nairaland is, you and only you! Always reponds to my comments to remind me of my presence and comments on Nairaland. Mmmm..... Very bizzare.

Last time some guy stalked me on here same way you are he eventually offered to give me a blow jobb. . I even warned him that he was stalking me but he didn't accept it. Typical of stalkers.

So not only are you irredeemably stupid, you're also a useless f*ggot.... continue adding more shameful attributes to your already disgusting nairaland CV

You and that gay south african idiot fit each other.

We might soon see wedding invitations on nairaland fp...Gay idiot from Nigeria set to tie the knot with gay bafoon from South Africa...tufiakwa!

Calitoscassius:
Come on! That is what all stalkers say. You are not stalking me but knows about all my comments.

Stalkers do not even know they are stalking, that is the warped thing about stalking.

You're on every nairaland thread talking nonsense and you don't realize that your stupidity will inevitably get noticed?.. it's like your brain is still on Christmas vacation.

Calitoscassius:
Really? You even know i spend my whole life on nairaland? thanks for noticing. All that energy and time you put in noticing my comments. Man! I appreciate it. I would give you a hug but...


Well.. i thought i should teach you how to write in English.

Cheers! for the advice, I will try physics. Anything else you would like to recommend i try? I am willing to try anything.


Keep stalking me, i love it!

Nobody is stalking you. Rather your stupidity is polluting the whole of nairaland.

Calitoscassius:
i am not surprised, you are always stalking my comments. My comments are so important in your hopeless life you keep stalking and waiting for me to comment. so you can respond.

Talk about mental illness.

NB, it is not " why are my" according your rubbish English. it is " why am I" go back to school, learn how to write in English before coming on here to stalk me.

You spend your whole life commenting on nairaland,it's hard to miss your stupidity.

P.S too bad all your knowledge of English can't save you from bitterness and depression. Maybe you should try physics.

Calitoscassius:
Errr... I don't think so, Nice people that defrauds fellow Naigerians, kidnaps, mine the skulls of their fellow Naigerians and lie to their fellow Naigerrians, is it the corruption, extortions? I mean,shall i cotinue?

Why are my not surprised that you're here exhibiting bitterness?....you even rushed to comment on first page

Guy you have serious mental problems

Calitoscassius:
Stupid question, try again..

Sorry

Calitoscassius:
Stupid question! . Try again.

Why do you always try to hide your pains and frustrations with smiling emojis?

Calitoscassius:
Suddenly the opinion of a South african woman is important to some Naigeerians the same south africans who Naigeerians call xenophobes, the same south africans who kicked Naigeerian Chidimma Adetshina for fraud. now suddenly the Zoo dwellers are happy with south africans.


Confusion or what?

Why are you so bitter about anything concerning Nigeria?

DeeScan:
Yeah , na gunna she escort ... No be say na she dey headline am ...


She and gunna go perform their song ..

F
If I dey that place,I for remove my shoe stone her

DeeScan:
she sang a song with gunna which is why she's there in the first place...

Oh...so na gunna she escort


Now I understand

JaceBlaze:
Okay if she weren't no factor then why the bitching and whining in the comments?

Who's bitching and whining?...just stating we don't want new about SA and SAns here

JaceBlaze:
Oh well..here we go🙆


Not everybody who is not rocking to your vibe is a hater.Afrobeat has never been popular in South Africa,hence your artists are always going to struggle when it comes to selling out shows this side..it's not hate..we just don't rhythmically jell well with it.It just don't resonate.

You welcomed Tyla and that's good for you.You like her music and you should leave it at that.

Nobody went there because of tyla. She was snuck in in-between other important artists.

After 'water', wetin she sing again?

Tallesty1:
And then?


Until we men realize that you can’t stop a cheat from cheating, we’ll keep crying over nothing. Gatemen sleep with wives—should we sack them too? What about mechanics, electricians, plumbers, etc.? Should we avoid all of them?

Forced fidelity doesn’t last. The best you can do as a man is to explain the risks involved, if any, and let them make their choices and face the consequences.

My Wife will work all year, and I should deprive her of a vacation because she might cheat? Cheating happens everywhere, even in offices and other places she frequents.

Na unah dey give unaselves blood pressure.

So you think you have sense?

Some people ehn....humans are kind indeed

E sure me say Dem be woke liberal couple. Na Dem dey always reason like mugus

God to know that Jesus is still the center of Islam

He's the center of everything.... everything revolves round him

floss:
I always tell people, don’t allow a woman see you finish to the point telling you

“ Babe don’t worry everything will be fine”

Don’t ever believe that, if you’re married and you know that you no longer have money or power, file for divorce immediately, don’t wait to see if you’ll rise. She’ll never worship you like before, once she perceives your money don finish, rather she’ll see and respect your pride when you tell her

“ I’m filing for divorce because I’m broke at the moment, I value my self respect, ego and mental health. This way you won’t be obligated to me, I will try and take care of my kids”


Tell her that before she finds out your money don finish, she will respect and worship you even in the divorce, but when you wait for her to ask for divorce, that’s the worse kind of “see finish “

Mumu talk

Silentgroper:
nigga you use a fvcking android ...


🙄🙄🙄

What's wrong with android?

Samsung, Sony na android.

Some of una like to talk without reasoning

Igbos and Yorubas are the major problems of nairaland and even Nigeria at large

Poepgat:
I am a South African I can say we love African brothers problem is Nigerians and Zimbabwean who are in South Africa only for crime. This thing that we hate all Africans is not true, is a narrative created by Nigerians. My guy the bad things that Nigerians are doing in South Africa is worse. We have even left places like hillbrow to be mini Lagos because prostitution and drugs is order of the day there

So all Nigerians and Zimbabweans in SA are only for crime.... here's the flaw in your reasoning

And you also dislike malawians, Zambians, Somalis, Mozambicans. Are citizens from those countries also there for crime?

If you only few all black immigrants in your country as being there for crime then,the problem is with you and how you reason

kedeojo:
Why xenophobic attack will not happen to igbos cos i cant say Nigeria cos in South Africa, they are mostly involved. When you visit south Africa you will know better. When you see their brothers on nairaland screaming south African are bad and calling them all manners of name, just know they are involved in drugs dealing.

But South African don't hate only Nigerians. They hate every black person residing in South Africa who's not from South Africa

So their hatred is not only drug fueled, its basic nature to them.

On the side note, at least 70% of those selling drugs in SA are south African citizens

Kobojunkie:
You will know when the time comes. I look forward to hearing from you in October 2025. Till, then, good luck!

Na you sabi. Na you need luck. Grace covers me

As for me ,I don't look forward to hearing from mad people

Kobojunkie:
If you are still alive at that time too, I look forward to reading your post then too! 🤔

How you wan take read am when you don already dey street?...mad people don dey carry phone waka for this country?

Kobojunkie:
Shove your hope up your arse... I look forward to seeing you post the picks in May of 2026 as you stated. I am actually looking forward to seeing it myself! 😁

This one don kolo finish

Infact I've brought back the date to October 2025

chamber2:
He could have made the money elsewhere too and brought it to Nigeria.

How did you know Nigeria provided the dad the funds?

If the other places were so profitable his dad wouldn't have left to come do business in Nigeria

If Nigeria wasn't good to his family he wouldn't be enjoying the life he's living now


Most times the people who have the worst things to say about Nigeria are those who have benefited the most from it either through business or family links or those who are directly/indirectly responsible for some of the ills in the country.

No decent or astute human being would feel comfortable rubbishing his home/country in the presence of outsiders.

Nigeria is this and that but,the money you're using to enjoy the world was/is being made in Nigeria....some people ehn...

Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria

Kobojunkie:
OK... good luck then!

There's still hope for you tho. Locate any white garment church(cele) make Dem flog sense enter your head before it is too late😂😂😂😂

Kobojunkie:
Will you be alive in April of 2026? 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

I'll be the person to post pictures of you on the streets in May 2026 on nairaland

Kobojunkie:
The likelihood of that ever happening is NEVER! Better check my profile to understand why! 😁😁😁

E go soon happen....I give you April 2026 latest

Kobojunkie:
That is actually a lie... a tale fed you by your lying scammers-in-the-lords, men of no conscience who equally scam you all out of your money and wellbeing.

The reality is that the God of Israel swore has nothing to do with Nigerians since He was adamant that His one and only people are those who bear the blood of Jacob.

You go soon enter road....na small small e dey start