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Dannyxy: naso una go dey do nyanga now.. I get six packs oh

Lwkmd..I dint even see this...where your own 6packs dey?

njokusboy: Vaseline and soap, do you wanna bath a baby?

lertee: Lol,no swells o,he is just a good guy that knows how to appreciate his woman

Awwww....so schweeet..



Danny, I've seen it ooo...taller than the door post, so I believe that height.

Butiiii...you guys need to hit the gym..those shoulders are too tiny, just like jekyll, njokus, dre's and toyin's .

dre11: why you dey chase me
So because Reinc and Teeo no dey here you free to dey do as you like
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why didn't you try that kind thing yesterday he? You for hear whin

Same way you sef don free like a bird cos of agb's absence on this thread (pardon my bad pdigin)..

Wey ochon sef?

Dannyxy: "akunakuna" which language be dis?.. According to legend, vaseline was once known to be the only means of achieving imperitive aoguaguandum when been starved of the needful by the female specie, but with the help of globlalization, it was discovered that, h20 and soap in it's lubricated form, can been used for quicker and joyous fulfilment of imperitive oguaguandum that can be compared to that brought by the female anatomy ..

In other words, soap is the improved vaseline..the better lubricant...

*nods*

Ps-used to think the function was to clean up after the deed..

njokusboy: Lol, I tot she was my babe, well, word around had it that she was many pples babe.. U see the wahala? nd I was hoping I was d only one So dat was kinda d last straw, so I was lyk, lemme give her some space, if she comes around, then fyn.. But I didn't call nd she didn't either... So the obvious became obvious..

I caught ur drift d first time, just wanted to clarify dat mine aint dat way, mine is becos I don't wanna disturb myself since I have enuf tins disturbing me already... But hey, I have lertee now, so I won't have to bother no more, she is beautiful and sensible.... WAT A BLISS

Hmmnn...gotcha...

Lertee, please let me see how big your head has swollen now?

Such sweet words..

dre11: woman
stop there!
Ninnyanny is for GHKwame and not Obrafor

Man, go back to your bedroom, agb is calling you..


Danny, oya ppl no plenty, let's seal our deal..

Dannyxy: ehmm, we can manage it, i would have said no oh, but i am just being a gentle man you know , i don't want to turn down an offer from a lady... yeh! Yeh! Yeh! Jekyll wait small now, why you too dey hurry, mama chinedu go still sell soap and vaseline to you, even if the tim na 1am.. Just calm down make she post am ..

Lmao..akunakuna..

Okay guys, indulge me a little and school me.. I understand the vaseline part and I know the importance, but the soap? What is its role?

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Huh? That one na enough workload. I go soon crash sef. Talked much for the day already.

You don come back?[/color]

Crash ke? Cos jovial isn't here abi? Are you done with your smiley recitation ni?

I'm not back, till next week.

njokusboy: Hahaha, mine isn't about insecurity, I have actually being with a few beauties and I didn't enjoy it... Thing is, I aint settled and not always around, Soo they get to malinger and give me stories to listen to when I come around... A struggling man aint gat no time for dat... One particular case, I called this girl and she called me by anoda mans name... I just stopped taking it serious and she didn't make much effort so we drifted without officially breaking up.... I don't fool myself... I don't cry either..

Ermmm, you called her and she called you another man's name? Were you dating or about to date? And what did that suggest to you cos she could actually have mistaken you for someone else..except of course you were dating then.

That being said, what I'm actually addressing is guys avoiding being in relationships with beautiful girls cos you think they can be snatched from you easily.


And I hope lertee doesn't give you tough time ooo....

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Come back where? Una dey do peep and go, ba? Lemme complete my smiley recitation and go to bed.

Me, I'm lying down ni. I go just kidnap her if she try am. [/color]

No mind me jare, I'm multi tasking...watching a movie, gisting, chatting and on nl.

Dannyxy: Som, show us your pic, we will appreciate some bikini pics..

You sure you don't want unclad ones instead...

njokusboy: Lolzzz, walai true I prefer dating moderate looking girls walai, beautiful girls are really a pain in the neck but I lyk hanging out with beauties, it helps caress my ego, I have enuf pretty girls around whom I don't have anytin to do with, I enjoy pulling dem down and making them feel lyk lyk looks don't mean jacksh'i-t ... But I must marry a beautiful woman... God punish devil

Ohboy, Insecure dudes full this thread oo...

*hides*

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Boring thread.

SOM just carry head siddon for viewing section dey look for person to yab. Mtcheew!

Night walker JovialJov carry her fragile head dey wait for 12am.

Lalaosky dey shack ogogoro for joint now. I know that boy. After ein go come here lie say ein go one bad party like that.

Tabh & Danny, hmmm...

Kslib, hope you're better?

Gift don kidnap Dre comot.

Ella & C'est Moi dey watch Telemundo now.

Ninnyanny dey Melvin page dey holla her peeps.

Toxxxxxxx dey shop for her wedding.

Reinc dey for salon dey spray ein hair.

Danny, hope you aint watching GOT o?

Lertee & Njokusboy are on the bed reading Mafia Manager.

And I'm here yarning what I dunno. E be like say na good night be this sha.[/color]

Phoool...come back here..

Lmao at njotee's, reinc's, toxx's n ninny's ...

You nko? Wetin you dey do...

Sending dms to ella who is obviously busy wv telemndo n ignoring you.

jovialjov: Lmao! Oh no!! I am not like you who has a hobby and still keep friends with benefits so try again

Nothing bad in it hon..you should try it...



Get a hubby first though...

Obrafour: Don't get me wrong sha, men are moved by sight so naturally will go for the beautiful ones, women are also moved by what they hear and so naturally would like to explore her options. Believe me I've been there its headache and stress for the untrained heart. I will advice any man to go for the moderate looking woman.

Awwwwwwwwwww..sorry about that ...unfortunately ninny is not moderate looking, are you gonna let go cos of this strong (but silly) belief of yours..


...Or would you rather we train your heart for you..

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Sharap dia [/color]

What's doing this one..

jovialjov: it's spelt ella,olodo!!

...can't I ask about you from a friend with benefit anymore...

Obrafour: Exactly, curse on the man who has a beautiful wife, for you shall share her with your fellow "men".

So dude, are you going to settle for an ugly wife to avoid her being shared with your fellow men...




...And is kslib not feeling fine for real?

Obrafour: Rolls eyes?For twenty years an innocent man "fathered" three bastard children he thought was his, .... Anyhow, when the story broke yesterday, Elikem was named as one of the men who have had an affair with the wife of an ex-black stars player. Elikem denied the story today and even distanced himself of knowing the said family, it has now emerge that not only did Elikem know the family, the man has actually caught him and his wife "flirting" together on three occasions. read more

Lol@ innocent man..how can you be so sure he's innocent sef. His wife is the wicked one, that's if all accusations are true, not women..the eye rolling was for that generalization.

Hmnnnn..I need a real definition of the word flirting in this story?How can a grown up man claim he caught his wife flirting with another man on 3 different occasions and did nothing then? Yeah, I'm assuming he did nothing the first time for it to have repeated itself.

fellis: Majority of humans are superficial, shallowness is not tied to gender. There are many cases of men overlooking well behaved girls because they are ugly/fat and chasing girls who are shallow and materialistic just because they are beautiful or have big behinds or are younger.

There are also countless cases of men leaving their wives who have been faithful to them for decades and chasing after younger more beautiful girls who don't love them but only want their money.

It goes both ways. Many men and women are superficial and majority of people are arsêholes. Deal with it and stop whining.

Don't mind the pained fuul and his mumu likers. Just like lorreta said, majority of these men venting on nl are as myopic as their female counterparts. They are attracted to these same over made faces they come here to diss, the brazillian hair carriers, big assets and many other superficial things in ladies. They spend their savings offline on babes just to get into their pants(another shallow thing to do) and then come to nl to lament.

Na only online them fit do shakara and make themselves feel good. Offline most of them are mugus who would not learn their lessons.

sarutobie: Good question.He ended up as a career tribalist on an anonymous forum.

Kikikiki...Dude sucks both offline and online ...stinking guys like tribalnonsense with stinking attitude hoping to attract good and reasonable girls, for where?? Mr Tribalist, you go write bitter epistles tire, oo ni bo nibe .

aManFromMars: The babes wey do you these things, e no go better for them. Olodumare go catch them. To knowledge add wisdom.

Lmao..you could smell the bitterness and hurt in his posts too?

Kai, naija women, have mercy on your brothers so we don't have to read stories that touch everyday, especially here on nairaland.

Aizebioje: 5 kids already? And see the spacing btw them. Oh boy this dude isn't smilling o!

Lmao..see conclusion o..

Dude has only two kids.. The cute ones hugging in 1 of the pictures.

Obrafour: Women are wicked sha.... This story is taking a new twist, apparently Elikem's tweet denial of knowing the family is false.

*Rolls eyes*

I don't even understand the whole elikem's err emm..should I call it scandal already..

Hyde, where jovial?

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]SOMbori shout halleluyah. [/color]

Hyde, you don colo oo

BibiBasy: for me Its JB!!!!(Joseph Benjamin)

Oh, finally, someone like me.. Chei...love the dude to bits..

Joseph benjamin

Chei..I need to go to bed..me need some private time with my boo...haters gon hate *in pokello's voice*

*sashays away*..

Godnight everyone..been fun!! Muah! (Don't rush, the kiss will go around)

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Sleep don dey shack u, abi? How SOM take resemble Jekyll? [/color]

He has a thing for you bro..don't sweat it, don't resist it...

god_of_music: Hehehe, we friends now. . . She just didn't want that kinda intimate relationship

NOTE: i wasn't frienzoned.


#TeamGOM

*nods*

And is that what you are looking for from me..

Lol@ disclaimer...before tahb fries his lepa arSSS, he had to include the side note sharply.

lalaosky: Lol.. Why are quiet?.. Reinc can still be yours

Having you as an elder bro will be hell..you just wouldn't give up on your tease..agbaya