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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by stenlydxlite(m): 9:51am On Jan 13, 2017
Please very urgent,has anyone with 2:2 successful enrolled for KPMG test?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by stenlydxlite(m): 9:49am On Jan 13, 2017
please.......send to fadarebukunmidayo@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Vacancy For OND/HND Holders by stenlydxlite(m): 7:28am On Jan 13, 2017
Interested.....07088229478
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Test Invitation Instructions by stenlydxlite(op): 7:23am On Jan 13, 2017
Hi guys,

I trust we are doing well.The above mail was sent to me yesterday and I believe many also received such.

Basically,I need vital information about the test, what to expect,advice and what seems necessary to qualify an individual as best applicant.
Jobs/VacanciesKpmg Test Invitation Instructions by stenlydxlite(op): 7:14am On Jan 13, 2017
Please disregard this mail if you do not meet all the requirements stated below or if you were disqualified during the previous test
Dear Applicant,
Thank you for your interest in the Audit Delivery Centre (ADC) of KPMG Professional Services.
Please be informed that you have been scheduled to take an aptitude test as detailed below:
Date - Saturday, 21 January 2017
Time - 10 am
Venue - KPMG Tower,
Bishop Aboyade Cole Street,
Victoria Island, Lagos.

You will be required to come to the venue along with the following:
Calculator
Originals of the below:
Birth Certificate – OND holders must not be above 24 years of age and HND holders must not be more than 28yrs of age
O’level Result- minimum of 5 credits, including Math and English (Maximum of two sittings)
A Valid Form of Identification (Driver’s License, International Passport, Voter’s Card or any other ID that can verify your identity and Date of Birth)
Statement of result that shows you are currently on an upper credit in Accounting (OND students only)
Certificate or Statement of result that shows you graduated with an upper credit in Accounting (HND holders only)
Professional certificate where applicable (ICAN / ACCA)
NYSC certificate – compulsory for HND holders
A recent passport photograph
Please be advised that the test is inclusive of: Numerical reasoning & Verbal reasoning
Please disregard this mail if you do not meet all the requirements stated below or if you were disqualified during the previous test

Best regards,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Trainees by stenlydxlite(op): 10:36am On Jan 12, 2017
Lagos...... It was sent to me, brother.....google d company name
Jobs/VacanciesGraduate Trainees by stenlydxlite(op):
Vacancy!....Vacancy!!.. Vacancy!!!
TA&CO
Tunji Aina And Company is an indeginous audit firm that engages in audit,tax,accountancy and general management consultancy services. A memeber of ICAN,NIM,CIPN and ISMN. Fully registered with CAC. The company serves both small,medium,multinational firms including government parastatals. We are made-up of seasoned and experience team. We take every clients job as the heart beat of our frim.
We have other companies that are into other Consultancy services. They
are: Indomitable Consult Prodigy
MANPOWER (AUDIT, ACCOUNTING, TAX, COMPLIANCE, IFRS, FORENSIC & INVESTIGATION) TRAINING & OUTSOURCING EXPERT
ICPro Professional Services Limited
DEBT RECOVERY, SECRETARIAL SEVICES, FORENSIC AUDIT, INTERNAL CONTROL, ACCOUNTING SOFTWARE, COMPLIANCE, STATUTORY DOCUMENTATIONS AND REGISTRATION.
Job Title :Graduate Trainees
Job Qualifications
-Must have a minimum of Second Class Upper Division (2.1) from a reputable higher institution
-Must have completed National Youth Service Corp (NYSC) Scheme.
-Must be proficient in the use of Microsoft Office Suite.
-Must possess excellent communication and interpersonal skills
How To Apply
To apply, forward your CV as an attachment to graduate.entrylevel@gmail.com within two weeks of this advert. applicants should indicate the job title as the subject of the email. Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by stenlydxlite(m): 11:33pm On Jan 11, 2017
Vacancy!....Vacancy!!.. Vacancy!!!
TA&CO
Tunji Aina And Company is an indeginous audit firm that engages in audit,tax,accountancy and general management consultancy services. A memeber of ICAN,NIM,CIPN and ISMN. Fully registered with CAC. The company serves both small,medium,multinational firms including government parastatals. We are made-up of seasoned and experience team. We take every clients job as the heart beat of our frim.
We have other companies that are into other Consultancy services. They
are: Indomitable Consult Prodigy
MANPOWER (AUDIT, ACCOUNTING, TAX, COMPLIANCE, IFRS, FORENSIC & INVESTIGATION) TRAINING & OUTSOURCING EXPERT
ICPro Professional Services Limited
DEBT RECOVERY, SECRETARIAL SEVICES, FORENSIC AUDIT, INTERNAL CONTROL, ACCOUNTING SOFTWARE, COMPLIANCE, STATUTORY DOCUMENTATIONS AND REGISTRATION.
Job Title :Graduate Trainee
Job Qualifications
-Must have a minimum of Second Class Upper Division (2.1) from a reputable higher institution
-Must have completed National Youth Service Corp (NYSC) Scheme.
-Must be proficient in the use of Microsoft Office Suite.
-Must possess excellent communication and interpersonal skills


How To Apply
To apply, forward your CV as an attachment to recruitment.entrylevel@gmail.com within two weeks of this advert. applicants should indicate the job title as the subject of the email. Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by stenlydxlite(m): 3:07pm On Jan 11, 2017
opidalo:
Sorry bro., the vacancy has been closed since October last year. However you can regularly check fmnplc.com/careers for open positions. FMN recruits year in year out.
Thanks bros!....... I appreciate yur relpy, stay blessed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated-New Job Vacancies by stenlydxlite(m): 1:50pm On Jan 11, 2017
I got such as well...... I was invited today 9pm....I didn't bother to attend becus na GNLD due to no company name.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Breaking News!!! Business School Netherlands Free Training And Certification by stenlydxlite(m): 9:21am On Jan 11, 2017
Hope this real...... Who has register?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Flour Mills Plc Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test by stenlydxlite(m): 7:49am On Jan 11, 2017
Hi guys, I trust you are doing well.......Please can someone help me with HR email address......or how do I apply?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Updated Whatsapp Group Associated With An Outsourcing Firm by stenlydxlite(m): 4:27pm On Jan 10, 2017
link can't be access
Jobs/VacanciesRe: One Person Needed. by stenlydxlite(m): 4:23pm On Jan 10, 2017
whatapp me let's discuss......07088229478
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2015 GMAT by stenlydxlite(m): 4:19pm On Jan 10, 2017
Thank you so much I got it@davide470
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Trainee @ Renefield Oil Services by stenlydxlite(m): 12:28pm On Jan 10, 2017
Oya..... get back to us...sharp sharp
PoliticsA Self Deceiving Country Called Nigeria by stenlydxlite(op): 6:23pm On Jan 08, 2017
STATE OF THE NATION*
I have been following closely the activities of this government and whenever I have the opportunity, I try to find out the opinions of people as regards the performance of this government.
I just realized that the hardship faced by many Nigerians is simply as a result of the fact that almost everyone of us benefited from the cycle of corruption.
The bricklayer, plumber, laborers, tiler are all complaining because building construction has slowed down massively cause the thieves no longer have money to spend on real estate.
The car dealers are grumbling because their cars are begging for buyers. Thieves can no longer spend wastefully.
The private school owners are shouting because parents can no longer pay outrageous sums and are withdrawing their wards.
I was shocked when I learn that in a popular private University in Abuja, parents are writing undertaking at the account section for their children to be allowed to write exams... and it goes on and on.
The fact is, a lot of people are returning to what someone referred to as ''default mode''.
We mostly have been living above our REAL MEANS.
We have been staying in houses that ordinarily our incomes can't afford.
Our children going to schools we can't afford. Driving cars we ordinarily can't maintain.
We have been living a FAKE LIFE all along. Now the reality is before us and we don't want to accept it.
This shows how morally bankrupt we are.
You can't eat your Cake and have it. Take Note..."GOD HELP AND BLESS NIGERIA"
You got billions from bank without collateral using your political influence. You put half into your business and spent the other half on exotic cars, jeweleries, etc.
Your business employs 100 people normally. You get illegal waivers and concessions to import raw materials at rock bottom prices, you get over-inflated contract to supply government some goods your company produce....in short your company is kept afloat by corruption.
Now the new SHERIFF in town says:
no more ridiculous waivers, no more inflated contracts, no more bank loans without collateral, in fact its time you or your company pay off the billions of debt owed.....
AMCON takes over your company, staff are laid off......And you go on air and say the new sheriff is killing business and causing unemployment..
The truth is....you and your company were never in business, you were only feeding off the system.
Too many companies and banks are funded by corruption. Remove corruption from the system and they collapse.......and we end up blaming the person that removes corruption for the collapse of the corruptly run fake company.
Its like our system and corruption are so interwoven and inseparable that removing one will kill the other.
Maybe we should tolerate and learn to live with corruption so that Nigeria can survive?
Recession: What recession? If you think Nigeria is broke, then you are living in another planet. Now, please read the information below and tell me why Nigerians crying of hardship are comfortable with the bold looting of their collective wealth by the politicians.
A SELF DECEIVING COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA
Twenty-one senators currently receiving pensions from government as ex-governors and deputy governors.
The current senators who once served as governors are Bukola Saraki of Kwara, Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso of Kano, Kabiru Gaya of Kano, Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom, Theodore Orji of Abia, Abdullahi Adamu of Nasarawa, Sam Egwu of Ebonyi, Shaaba Lafiagi of Kwara, Joshua Dariye of Plateau Jonah Jang of Plateau, Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko of Sokoto, Ahmed Sani Yarima of Zamfara, Danjuma Goje of Gombe, Bukar Abba Ibrahim of Yobe, Adamu Aliero of Kebbi, George Akume of Benue and Isiaka Adeleke of Osun.
The former deputy governors in the Senate are Ms Biodun Olujimi of Ekiti and Enyinaya Harcourt Abaribe of Abia. Danladi Abubakar Sani served as the acting governor of Taraba state.
Many former governors are also in Buhari's Cabinet as Ministers. This includes: Ngige, Fayemi, Amaechi and Fashola (SAN).).
In Akwa Ibom State, the law provides that ex governors and deputy governors receive pension equivalent to the salaries of the incumbent. The package also includes a new official car and a utility vehicle every four years; one personal aide; a cook, chauffeurs and security guards for the governor at a sum not exceeding N5 million per month and N2.5 million for his deputy governor.
In Rivers, the law provides 100 percent of annual basic salaries for the ex-governor and deputy, one residential house for the former governor “anywhere of his choice in Nigeria”; one residential house anywhere in Rivers for the deputy, three cars for the ex-governor every four years and two cars for the deputy every four years.
It is alledged that in Lagos, a former governor will get two houses, one in Lagos and another in Abuja, estimated at N500 million in Lagos and N700 million in Abuja. He also receives six new cars to be replaced every three years; a furniture allowance of 300 percent of annual salary to be paid every two years, and a N30 million pension annually for life.
This is the reality for all the 21 ex govenors and deputy governors who are currently serving as senators. This same is also true of ex governors who are now serving as Ministers.
NOW I ASK:
How many years did these guys serve their states as governors and deputy governors? Is it more than 8years? Is that a reason to be entitled to pensions for life? Even if they are entitled to pension for life, must it be so outrageous?
As if that is not enough: HOW on earth can any public servant with conscience collect salaries and allowances as a senator or minister, and still have the audacity to claim pensions equivalent to the salaries of a serving governor in Nigeria?
IT ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE......
Once you are elected a senator or appointed a minister, you must forfeit any pension accruing to you from government at any level until you vacate office. This should also apply to senators collecting military pensions like former Senate President David Mark.
Yet these senators are in the Senate that is inviting the current finance minister to discuss the recession of Nigeria's economy. A senator pockets approximately 30 million naira monthly as salary and allowances. Our "honourables" are not interested to make laws that could restructure our country into economically autonomous federating States/Regions to save the country from sectional agitations that is threatening to destroy Nigeria. The sad and hopeless situation is that the rest of Nigerians are busy arguing based on party, ethnic and affiliations while these enemies of state continue to rape us.
Do you know that it costs tax payers 290m Naira yearly to maintain each member of our National Assembly in a country where nothing works & 80% of population earn below 300 Naira a day ? A working day earning of a senator is more than a yearly income of a doctor; it's more than the salary of 42 Army generals or 48 professors or 70 commissioners of police or more than twice the pay of the US President or 9 times the salary of US congressmen.
It's high time the country had a referendum on those outrageous salaries of Senators, House of Representative members and other political office holders.
*If you are seriously against the looting of our commonwealth in Nigeria, in the name of democracy, you can let this piece go viral by sharing it with as many of your contacts ,emails and groups too!*
PoliticsA Self Deceiving Country Called Nigeria by stenlydxlite(op): 5:21pm On Jan 08, 2017
STATE OF THE NATION*
I have been following closely the activities of this government and whenever I have the opportunity, I try to find out the opinions of people as regards the performance of this government.
I just realized that the hardship faced by many Nigerians is simply as a result of the fact that almost everyone of us benefited from the cycle of corruption.
The bricklayer, plumber, laborers, tiler are all complaining because building construction has slowed down massively cause the thieves no longer have money to spend on real estate.
The car dealers are grumbling because their cars are begging for buyers. Thieves can no longer spend wastefully.
The private school owners are shouting because parents can no longer pay outrageous sums and are withdrawing their wards.
I was shocked when I learn that in a popular private University in Abuja, parents are writing undertaking at the account section for their children to be allowed to write exams... and it goes on and on.
The fact is, a lot of people are returning to what someone referred to as ''default mode''.
We mostly have been living above our REAL MEANS.
We have been staying in houses that ordinarily our incomes can't afford.
Our children going to schools we can't afford. Driving cars we ordinarily can't maintain.
We have been living a FAKE LIFE all along. Now the reality is before us and we don't want to accept it.
This shows how morally bankrupt we are.
You can't eat your Cake and have it. Take Note..."GOD HELP AND BLESS NIGERIA"
You got billions from bank without collateral using your political influence. You put half into your business and spent the other half on exotic cars, jeweleries, etc.
Your business employs 100 people normally. You get illegal waivers and concessions to import raw materials at rock bottom prices, you get over-inflated contract to supply government some goods your company produce....in short your company is kept afloat by corruption.
Now the new SHERIFF in town says:
no more ridiculous waivers, no more inflated contracts, no more bank loans without collateral, in fact its time you or your company pay off the billions of debt owed.....
AMCON takes over your company, staff are laid off......And you go on air and say the new sheriff is killing business and causing unemployment..
The truth is....you and your company were never in business, you were only feeding off the system.
Too many companies and banks are funded by corruption. Remove corruption from the system and they collapse.......and we end up blaming the person that removes corruption for the collapse of the corruptly run fake company.
Its like our system and corruption are so interwoven and inseparable that removing one will kill the other.
Maybe we should tolerate and learn to live with corruption so that Nigeria can survive?
Recession: What recession? If you think Nigeria is broke, then you are living in another planet. Now, please read the information below and tell me why Nigerians crying of hardship are comfortable with the bold looting of their collective wealth by the politicians.
A SELF DECEIVING COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA
Twenty-one senators currently receiving pensions from government as ex-governors and deputy governors.
The current senators who once served as governors are Bukola Saraki of Kwara, Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso of Kano, Kabiru Gaya of Kano, Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom, Theodore Orji of Abia, Abdullahi Adamu of Nasarawa, Sam Egwu of Ebonyi, Shaaba Lafiagi of Kwara, Joshua Dariye of Plateau Jonah Jang of Plateau, Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko of Sokoto, Ahmed Sani Yarima of Zamfara, Danjuma Goje of Gombe, Bukar Abba Ibrahim of Yobe, Adamu Aliero of Kebbi, George Akume of Benue and Isiaka Adeleke of Osun.
The former deputy governors in the Senate are Ms Biodun Olujimi of Ekiti and Enyinaya Harcourt Abaribe of Abia. Danladi Abubakar Sani served as the acting governor of Taraba state.
Many former governors are also in Buhari's Cabinet as Ministers. This includes: Ngige, Fayemi, Amaechi and Fashola (SAN).).
In Akwa Ibom State, the law provides that ex governors and deputy governors receive pension equivalent to the salaries of the incumbent. The package also includes a new official car and a utility vehicle every four years; one personal aide; a cook, chauffeurs and security guards for the governor at a sum not exceeding N5 million per month and N2.5 million for his deputy governor.
In Rivers, the law provides 100 percent of annual basic salaries for the ex-governor and deputy, one residential house for the former governor “anywhere of his choice in Nigeria”; one residential house anywhere in Rivers for the deputy, three cars for the ex-governor every four years and two cars for the deputy every four years.
It is alledged that in Lagos, a former governor will get two houses, one in Lagos and another in Abuja, estimated at N500 million in Lagos and N700 million in Abuja. He also receives six new cars to be replaced every three years; a furniture allowance of 300 percent of annual salary to be paid every two years, and a N30 million pension annually for life.
This is the reality for all the 21 ex govenors and deputy governors who are currently serving as senators. This same is also true of ex governors who are now serving as Ministers.
NOW I ASK:
How many years did these guys serve their states as governors and deputy governors? Is it more than 8years? Is that a reason to be entitled to pensions for life? Even if they are entitled to pension for life, must it be so outrageous?
As if that is not enough: HOW on earth can any public servant with conscience collect salaries and allowances as a senator or minister, and still have the audacity to claim pensions equivalent to the salaries of a serving governor in Nigeria?
IT ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE......
Once you are elected a senator or appointed a minister, you must forfeit any pension accruing to you from government at any level until you vacate office. This should also apply to senators collecting military pensions like former Senate President David Mark.
Yet these senators are in the Senate that is inviting the current finance minister to discuss the recession of Nigeria's economy. A senator pockets approximately 30 million naira monthly as salary and allowances. Our "honourables" are not interested to make laws that could restructure our country into economically autonomous federating States/Regions to save the country from sectional agitations that is threatening to destroy Nigeria. The sad and hopeless situation is that the rest of Nigerians are busy arguing based on party, ethnic and affiliations while these enemies of state continue to rape us.
Do you know that it costs tax payers 290m Naira yearly to maintain each member of our National Assembly in a country where nothing works & 80% of population earn below 300 Naira a day ? A working day earning of a senator is more than a yearly income of a doctor; it's more than the salary of 42 Army generals or 48 professors or 70 commissioners of police or more than twice the pay of the US President or 9 times the salary of US congressmen.
It's high time the country had a referendum on those outrageous salaries of Senators, House of Representative members and other political office holders.
*If you are seriously against the looting of our commonwealth in Nigeria, in the name of democracy, you can let this piece go viral by sharing it with as many of your contacts ,emails and groups too!*
TravelRe: Travel To Cameroon by stenlydxlite(m): 9:34am On Jan 07, 2017
Hi guys, I trust we are doing great,let's endeavor to keep this thread rolling.. Stay blessed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-Power Oyo Has Been Paid... See Pics by stenlydxlite(m): 9:02pm On Jan 06, 2017
Nawa oooo... Nigeria People,We no get sense rara, in fact the source of this country is made from..........
How can he(Buhari) be deceiving us with little and he has collected much from us. Stop celebrating that wicked manfood and other thing are expensive........You are rejoicing over bad money, I no blame you na, ya mama still dey feed you.#buhariandyouarepartofthosethatgiveafuck
TravelRe: Travel To Cameroon by stenlydxlite(m): 12:34pm On Jan 06, 2017
Please more info on traveling to Cameroon.......And plz how can i get International passport.
CultureRe: Omu-ekiti: A Community Filled With Strange Tales And Mysteries by stenlydxlite(m): 11:56am On Jan 06, 2017
How much you done make?...... stop deceiving your people....... when will you take sense for reality.
Don't you know reality?......He's coming for you.
CareerRe: Chivita Hires Policemen Against Workers As One Shot Dead, Company Reacts by stenlydxlite(m): 11:50am On Jan 06, 2017
It added that the operatives responded within the ambit of the rules of engagementIt added that the operatives responded within the ambit of the rules of engagementIt added that the operatives responded within the ambit of the rules of engagement

Let's know the rules of engagement involve....
BusinessRe: Is It Possible To Reverse Money Sent To Wrong Account Number? by stenlydxlite(m): 11:34am On Jan 06, 2017
Afam4eva:
I think whatsapp has that feature. But i don't think banks do.
This is crazy menh.......
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Thread For Sanitation Supervisor At Doheney Services by stenlydxlite(m): 2:27pm On Jan 03, 2017
Happy New Year....... let's keep hoping for great
Jobs/VacanciesWhat Are The Main Lessons You Have Learnt In 2016? by stenlydxlite(op): 8:37am On Dec 31, 2016
Hmmmmm...........I learnt how to spend.

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