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 Literature › I've Released My Very Funny Rude Book For FREE [award-winning] by StephenKingJr(op): 10:50pm On Nov 28, 2024 |
https://www.booksie.com/730865-timothy-spalls-great-adventure-award-winning-story Read my very funny crazy rude book |
| Pets › Re: Which Animal Do You Regret Eating? by StephenKingJr(op): 10:49pm On Nov 02, 2024 |
Crow is another one I regret |
| Literature › Re: I Am An Award-winning Author - Read My Books For Free! ! by StephenKingJr(op): 10:35pm On Nov 01, 2024 |
Awards come to me everyday ! |
| Literature › Re: I Am An Award-winning Author - Read My Books For Free! ! by StephenKingJr(op): 7:46am On Oct 29, 2024 |
I won more awards since making this post |
| Literature › Re: The Most Popular Book In Nigeria by StephenKingJr(op): 7:45am On Oct 29, 2024 |
People who read this book cannot stop reading it is too good, the best book ever written? It's free, try it! |
| Pets › Re: Recipe For Fried Squirrel? by StephenKingJr(op): 4:55pm On Oct 26, 2024 |
I am still in hospital after eating fried squirrel |
| Pets › Re: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Pet Does? by StephenKingJr(op): 9:38pm On Oct 22, 2024 |
My squirrel tastes like paprika |
| Pets › Re: Recipe For Fried Squirrel? by StephenKingJr(op): 9:37pm On Oct 22, 2024 |
ok I have squirrel do I use paprika? |
| Literature › Re: Funniest Nigerian Book Ever Written (free To Read) by StephenKingJr(op): 7:42pm On Oct 22, 2024 |
It really is a great book, even I agree and I wrote it! |
| Literature › Re: The Funniest Most Popular Drama Ever Written by StephenKingJr(op): 5:51am On Oct 22, 2024 |
Its the best book ever |
| Pets › Recipe For Fried Squirrel? by StephenKingJr(op): 5:49am On Oct 22, 2024 |
I am looking for one |
| Pets › Re: Microgreens and Cats: Everything You Need to Know by StephenKingJr: 8:38pm On Oct 20, 2024 |
What about macrogreens? |
| Pets › Re: Understanding Dog Barking: What Your Pup’s Trying To Tell You by StephenKingJr: 8:23pm On Oct 20, 2024 |
I've never heard my dog bark, I've had her for 9 years |
| Pets › Re: Which Animal Do You Regret Eating? by StephenKingJr(op): 8:22pm On Oct 20, 2024 |
Ok I've eaten it again |
| Literature › Re: I Am An Award-winning Author - Read My Books For Free! ! by StephenKingJr(op): 11:19am On Oct 20, 2024 |
bump |
| Literature › Re: Funniest Nigerian Book Ever Written (free To Read) by StephenKingJr(op): 11:16am On Oct 20, 2024 |
double bump |
| Literature › Re: Funniest Nigerian Book Ever Written (free To Read) by StephenKingJr(op): 11:15am On Oct 20, 2024 |
Bump |
| Pets › Which Animal Do You Regret Eating? by StephenKingJr(op): 5:54pm On Oct 19, 2024 |
For me, it's lizard. Read my book here for more details: https://www.booksie.com/730865-timothy-spalls-great-adventure-award-winning-story
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| Literature › I Am An Award-winning Author - Read My Books For Free! ! by StephenKingJr(op): 11:24am On Oct 19, 2024 |
Read my books for free, I have no need of money. I just want to share my comedy dramas here. https://www.booksie.com/730865-timothy-spalls-great-adventure-award-winning-story https://www.booksie.com/734788-wayne-rooney-my-autobiography-parody
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| Sports › Re: Wayne Rooney Biography by StephenKingJr(op): 9:24pm On Oct 14, 2024 |
| Sports › Wayne Rooney Biography by StephenKingJr(op): 7:20pm On Oct 14, 2024 |
Written by me - read for free here - https://www.booksie.com/734788-wayne-rooney-my-autobiography-parody Here is a preview of my genius: It's Thursday, 7am. There's a cigarette hanging out my mouth and lying in a small pool of saliva and vomit on my shoulder. I wipe it off. Wife comes in, tells me she spent 6,000 quid on a tracksuit. I don't care , I'm hungover. Get in car, light up cigarette, stop for McMuffin. Another cigarette, another mcmuffin, back in car, stick on Clubtunes 2002 mixtape, drive to Wembley, Win FA Cup. Class. I am Wayne Rooney. This is my story.
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| Literature › Funniest Nigerian Book Ever Written (free To Read) by StephenKingJr(op): 8:37pm On Oct 07, 2024 |
https://www.booksie.com/730865-timothy-spalls-great-adventure-award-winning-story Here it is, free to read!
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| Literature › Re: The Most Popular Book In Nigeria by StephenKingJr(op): 8:05am On Oct 06, 2024 |
I know I am the author but I just want to say it is the funniest book and the most popular and loved book. Already, it is a classic. |
| Literature › The Most Popular Book In Nigeria by StephenKingJr(op): 11:40pm On Oct 05, 2024 |
Read here for free - https://www.booksie.com/730865-timothy-spalls-great-adventure-award-winning-story |
| Pets › Re: What Is The Funniest Thing Your Pet Does? by StephenKingJr(op): 9:52pm On Oct 05, 2024 |
Mikespecialone:Hahahaha |
| Pets › What Is The Funniest Thing Your Pet Does? by StephenKingJr(op): 9:14pm On Oct 05, 2024 |
Tell me about the funny quirks and behaviours that your pet engages in! |
| Literature › Re: The Funniest Most Popular Drama Ever Written by StephenKingJr(op): 9:04pm On Oct 05, 2024 |
| Literature › The Funniest Most Popular Drama Ever Written by StephenKingJr(op): 9:03pm On Oct 05, 2024 |
https://www.booksie.com/730865-timothy-spalls-great-adventure-award-winning-story - LINK TO FULL BOOK. READ FOR FREE! Here is an excerpt: “You havin’ a giggle?” said Tim Burton sarcastically in a cruelly mocking cockney accent. He was in a busy London cafe, speaking to a timid young Barista. “You fool, this isn’t what I ordered” he barks at the terrified looking barista. “You o-o-ordered a coffee and then w-w-winked at me and said beer b-b-but w-w-w-e don’t serve beer, so I made you a c-c-coffee.” stammered the barista, desperately looking for his manager. “How old are you?” demanded Tim Burton. “Fifteen, sir” said the Barista, his voice breaking. “Didn’t they teach you what a beer is in school?” said Tim. Tim’s phone began to ring. Tim picks it up. "Oh look at that, it's Johnny Depp." he says loudly whilst showing his phone screen to everyone. He did this so the whole cafe (who were all pretending not to watch and listen) could see and hear. He then turns his back to the barista, whispering. “Hey Johnny” he says “I’m doing that beer thing to a barista. Ahahahahahah I think he’s going to quit his job. Yeah I think this one is a cryer” “I can hear everything you’re saying.” said the barista, in an indignant and hurt tone. Johnny Depp laughed so loud it was audible over the phone which caused the barista, a life-long Johnny Depp fan, to take off his apron and walked out. Tim Burton pulled a beer out of his trench coat and opened it violently on the counter, leaving a massive chip, and spilling a lot of the beer all over it. “Anyway, what’s up.” said Tim. “Spall’s gone AWOL” replied Johnny. “Shit” said Tim. “he never finished his scene. Do you know why he did it?” he added, trying to speak while drinking his beer and failing badly. |
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