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Orijin101:
So, because people plenty for here, na why u wan dey deny weed kwanu ?
Tomorrow, you go tell me say you need inspiration, if i give you weed, call me. . . .
stephenqueen, ur mama yansh! you no know say i don repent ba?

chimerase2:
Happy birthday to miss UKWU
More UKWU TO UA UKWULISTIC MINS3

Na orijin101 brought me here
But he brought me here in bad faith
Bia orijin how can u say a man of god sells weed

tosyne2much:
Oga mi sir, it happened when men were boys

Orijin101:
Bro, i guess itz high time you turned it to commercial farming. . .
I bet you, you will make alot of money from it, we have people like; alberto2k, stephenqueen, kingtom, cutehector, fulaboy, chimerase2. . .
They are all weed smokers

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]People will just be killing themselves on top english on this thread.

Abeg who e help? [/color]

Truckpusher:
Money without puccy is madness.


Give a real Gee money ,weed/alcohol and a puccy and the world becomes a better place.

alberto2k:
no hard feelings bro

jacksparrow1207:
That bootie can make the hardest of hearts melt

jacksparrow1207:
Omo mo like bootie yen gan men, mofe fi se office

jacksparrow1207:
Shey ko le jabo, o sure poo so po, so po
O mo kan to wonder mi, ki lo shake ni be?
Kini awon boys rush fun, ki lo fe take nibe?
Moti sample kini yi, ko si ikan ti mo le fi we
Mi mind to ba de mu mi lo ile, as take-away!

tosyne2much:
I once created a thread titled "Most Embarrassment Moment Wooing A Lady" and I now felt sharing our turn down experience from those we least expected will be fun

Lemme Keep The Ball Rolling

I met this lady in school and we got talking. Few months later, the pace at which we got into each other made friends and foes thought we were actually dating. (See how guys dey hail me each time dey see me with the pretty babe)

My friends in my dept kept asking me if I had hit the nail on the head but I told them I needed more time b4 I finally make my intentions known to her ( see how guys begin give me massive bashing say I dey dull things.. Una know guys na)

**Fast-Fwd **
I decided to let out what I had up my sleeves b4 I ended up losing her to a smart dude or lemme say b4 I ended up in the friend-zone bin. I invited her to my place and without wasting time, I threw the bomb ( see my heart racing like Range Rover 2014 model.. Let those whose hearts have never raced when wooing a girl cast the first stone ), only for her to honourably turn me down, saying she will feel insecure dating me cos I'm promiscuous and she thinks I've got a long queue of different species of ladies clustered around me. Therefore, no hope of dating her

At that instance, confusion and disappointment was registered on my face cos I never expected turn down from her. After so many trials and attempts, all proved to deaf ears and that was how I ended up in the friend-zone

** Guys Please Share Yours**

Note - No claiming of rich man or fine boy on this thread ooo

** Hypocrites Are Not Allowed **

alberto2k:
Fvck brains into her and tell your friend about it

jacksparrow1207:
Omo mo like bootie yen gan men, mofe fi se office

jacksparrow1207:
See ukwu
Abeg where una dey see these kind ukwus?
Why not employ me to work in your vineyard??

MissAdeife:
hmmn

alberto2k:
no worry... one month ban on its way for u

alberto2k:
Did mine in class, laboratory, library, sport complex... mehn everywhere sef, even in the admin's office

alberto2k:
in the days of pasqal09... i chop 2weeks ban mehn... ko easy

Seems like he has deactivated now (pasqal09)

alberto2k:
him dey jail

alberto2k:
nada... i no wan chop ban

alberto2k:
Am so handsome mehn i wish i can woo and date myself

ireneony:
i'm very pretty check me out

alberto2k:

alberto2k:
Make f.arano catch u booking space

Orijin101:
Dat ur mouth lyk pikin wey dey suck breast

alberto2k:
wehrey na now u dey wake

alberto2k:
Happy birthday rokiatu

May God make your behind bigger and your future brighter

Orijin101:
I know say u sef wan suck bobby, come suck