₦airaland Forum

KINGwax007:
Ni be only YCC!!! Where have u seen Yoruba youths hold placards to support a thief?

They supported Oba of Lagos and Tinubu. Are they not thieves?

We used to hear stories about bomb blast in foreign media, but it's now a normal thing in Nigeria.

ItsQuinn:
Too bad
I still believe he didn't pay those girls

Like I said earlier, words of consolation. It doesn't matter what you believe. The rest of us know better.
But if what you believe helps you sleep at night, by all means, hold on to it.

ItsQuinn:
Now that you called me gullible, does it now make you happy

No, it doesn't. It saddens me dear, cos it's true.

ItsQuinn:
Even if they got paid, what's the big deal?

Words of consolation. For the fact that you believed they weren't paid, shows how gullible you are.

JeffreyJamez:
"Oga leave am,na woman"


This statement is annoying!...But if it's a guy that slapped a girl now,all of them will start beating and insulting the man.

Lemme see that girl that will slap me in public,I will beat you till you start to bleed from your ears .Then let me see that son of man that will tell me "you're not a man" for doing that..You go chop your own beating join.. Nonsense!!

I hate that comment too ie "Oga leave am na woman". Some idiots make that annoying comment, whenever there is a fight between a man and a woman.
Women take it for granted and at the end of the day, the man ends up being the bad guy.
One lady pulled that crap with one Hausa man unto say na woman and slapped the guy. Trust Hausa guys, they don't take $hit from any woman. The resounding slap the lady received sent her reeling on the floor.
I laughed my ass out that day.

Mannylex:
Ok, so I created this topic in this section because am sure I would get mature and useful advice here.

I am currently 24, employed in the banking industry and dating a 20 year old lady. I plan on settling down 2 years from now, but I know there are things that needs to be in place before this happens.

My question here is what are the priorities and major necessities that one must have in place to actualize this. I have mine but I need neutral opinions. This thought was triggered after a discussion I had with my girlfriend.


Cc: Lalasticlala , Chaircover , RoyalRoy

Smh. They rush in and the next thing is to rush out.
Having money in your account doesn't mean you're mature for marriage. Even those who married at the standard age are not smiling.
Wait at least till you're 28.

ItsQuinn:
Didn't you read, he said he didn't pay them a dime. They volunteered

If you believe that, you'll believe anything.
Smh...This is why players always have their way with women.

The things Naija women do for money.

Those parents who forbade their children from speaking their local language are silly.
Most of them do it because they want their kids to speak English, without accent from their local language.
But it's silly, cos Indians, Germans, the Chinese use their languages in teaching in their schools and they all speak English with accents.
What's so special about speaking English without accents? Some Indian actors and actresses are millionaires and yet they speak with a heavy accent.
Without your local language, it'd be hard for someone to run for an elective post in Nigeria.
So, it doesn't make sense.

2ruink:
u are Igbo ...... lolzzzzzzz

i can't stop laughing....

all I can say is if u are an afonja, make thunder team up with songo and strike u...

The way they claim other ethnicities dey tire me. Person wey never step foot outside Ekiti state go dey form Igbo.

NegeduGrace:
na God oo

How did you learn? Which ethnic group are you from? I'm curious.

Addiction gadgets. It's like nicotine. Once you start using, you can never stop.
I also heard there's pocket Pucci. Imagine moving around with a woman's toto, all in the name of getting pleasure.

sparkleRed:
Full story please

Google is your friend.

Spending excess money now, only to beg Nigerians money tomorrow for kidney transplant.

NegeduGrace:
onyechukwu goziri..oyaweonu oo(na person wey God bless na Im get mouth) ..

Hmm... You can speak Igbo, but you're not Igbo.

Dis groom face don rumple finish. Kai hardship!

See painment!

After a long break, the second edition of Gulliver's travels is out. Ajala has travelled again.

War on all fronts. Buhari, wetin we do?

PunkyV:
Because it's easier to project a fake persona of awesomeness behind the keyboard. Plus people only post the good pics of themselves online. Out there in the real world there's no filter to hide all your physical & personality flaws, hence you get rejected much quicker. All your ugly is out in the open

Most times it's not about looks, though it's part of it. Some guys are good with written words, but bad in speaking. Some are too shy.
When the lady eventually meets the guy, she won't notice the little flaws cos she has fallen in love with the guy.
It's not always about appearance.

Sunnymatey:
No wonder when the slave masters sneezes the slaves cashes cool. Eyaaah. Slavery for life.

You're calling for trouble.

Freciprocal:
Floki and Ivar scene... very Hilarious

I watched the scene a couple of times over cos it was damn funny.

Potato potato

Hehehehe! They're making Nnamdi Kanu/IPOB's job easier. Naija break up ain't far. Some people are shitting their pants now!

If love comedy, try The fresh Prince of Bel air. It's old but it's hilarious and interesting like friends.
Currently on Beyond, The mick(funny) and the shooter.

Damn! This $hit is real.

moonnstar:
which one be gambari again?

No worries. Which state are you from?

Usmaniaaa:
son of hate and wat did know about Islam...

It's a religion of "piss".

One pastor pockets go full because of this miracle.

The Sultan of Sokoto is in Enugu for peace, the SE economic business summit is going to hold on Thursday in the same Enugu. Buhari is seriously begging for support in 2019. The SW is no longer as sure as in 2015 and the dumbfuck is trying so hard to repair what he destroyed. You've run out of luck.
Proudly 5%.

Old boobies. What an eyesore. Young women should do this kain protest.