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Nairalanders are funny sha. You have to understand that there were over a million applicants and those of us on here might not be up to a thousand so you can’t expect all of us to be shortlisted.

I did not get it and I have returned all glory to God. I am sure even he knows that I tried.

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Click on that link to download your file.

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Roma is out na, how can you miss two of three penalties taken yet?

illicit:
Well if you are gonna drop update drop a sure, reliable and verified update

Not ones like someone said today or tomorrow

That's not update, that's heart attack

Ok sir

Jennyklass:
Why body just Dey pepper all of una, any small things na quarrel, you guys should take it easy oh

I come in peace ✌🏼☮️

Like seriously, even to drop update come tire me, say something and there’s someone waiting to attack you. I just tire.

Jennyklass:
Please who has the guarantors form should please share with me. I can’t find mine again

Please kindly send to my email. Thanks💋

you na every time you dey find guarantors form. Don’t ask again after today

AAEA:
Once it's 12noon tomorrow and nothing sup, don't expect anything from them tomorrow again o 🥱

Honestly bro, I don’t want anything to happen tomorrow

To be continued………

Squawka

No U21 player in Europe’s top five divisions has provided more league assists this season than Michael Olise.

That left foot is a wand. 🪄

Squawka

Harry Kane is the only player to score 30+ goals in a 38-game PL season and not win the Golden Boot, now it's happened twice:

2017/18
◉ Mohamed Salah
◎ Harry Kane

2022/23
◉ Erling Haaland
◎ Harry Kane

Two record-breaking tallies were needed to beat him. 🤪

WilliamHill

Most Premier League assists provided by defenders:

🔴 57 - Andy Robertson
🔴 54 - Trent Alexander-Arnold
🔵 53 - Leighton Baines

Liverpool take the top two spots. 👥

Squawka

Only five teams have completed a league double against Pep Guardiola’s Man City:

◎ Chelsea (2016/17)
◎ Wolves (2019/20)
◎ Man Utd (2019/20)
◎ Tottenham (2021/22)
◉ Brentford (2022/23)

Thomas Frank, take a bow. 🙇‍♂️

Squawka

Crystal Palace have finished above Chelsea in a Premier League season for the first time in the competition's history. 🦅

Hush!

WilliamHill

Chelsea have failed to reach 50 points in a Premier League campaign for the first time in the competition's history.

🤑 £600m spent
✍️ 16 players signed
📊 44 points

That’s £13.6m per point. 🙃

WilliamHill

Most top-flight seasons in English top-flight football history, including 2023/24:

121 - Everton 🔺
120
119
118
117
116
115
114
113
112
111
110 - Aston Villa 🔺
109 - Liverpool 🔺
107 - Arsenal 🔺

WilliamHill

Only teams in the competition’s history have been relegated after winning the Premier League title:

🏆📉 Blackburn Rovers
🏆📉 Leicester City

An incredible journey comes to an end. 🫡

Squawka

For the first time in Premier League history, every team in the top half has finished the season with a positive goal difference and every team in the bottom half has finished the season with a negative goal difference. ⚖️

Squawka

9 players have won the PL title & Golden Boot in the same season:

◎ Shearer (94/95)
◎ Yorke (98/99)
◎ Henry (01/02, 03/04)
◎ RVN (02/03)
◎ Ronaldo (07/08)
◎ Drogba (09/10)
◎ Berbatov (10/11)
◎ RVP (12/13)
◉ Haaland (22/23)

The first to do it in his debut campaign. 🤖

StepTwo:
Squawka

Arsenal have scored more goals in the 2022/23 than they have ever managed in a Premier League season, breaking the record of 87 from the 2004/05 campaign. ♨️

Squawka

Arsenal have equalled their all-time club record for most league wins in a 38-game season (26).

Signing off the season in style. 👏

Squawka

Arsenal have scored more goals in the 2022/23 than they have ever managed in a Premier League season, breaking the record of 87 from the 2004/05 campaign. ♨️

Optajoe

10 - Manchester United conceded 10 goals at home in the Premier League this season, four fewer than any other side. Blockade.

Optajoe

44 - Chelsea have finished the season with their lowest points tally (44) since 1987-88 when they were relegated to the second tier (42), while it’s the Blues lowest league finish (12th) since 1993-94 (14th). Forgettable.

Squawka

Kevin De Bruyne is the first player in Premier League history to finish as the top assist provider in four different seasons.

◎ 2016/17 - 18 assists
◎ 2017/18 - 16 assists
◎ 2019/20 - 20 assists
◉ 2022/23 - 16 assists

A legendary playmaker. ✨

Squawka

◉ Newcastle in the UCL for the first time in 20 years

◉ Aston Villa in Europe for the first time in 13 years

◉ Brighton in the Europe for the first time in the club’s history

2023/24 is going to be fun. 🍿

OptaJoe

119 - Bruno Fernandes created 119 chances in the Premier League this season, the highest on record (since 2003-04) by a @ManUtd player in a single campaign.

Noise.

WilliamHill

Spurs have failed to qualify for European football for the first time since 2009.

And they still need to find a manager. 🙃

Squawka

Five players have provided exactly 54 Premier League assists, here’s their games played:

◎ 184 - Mesut Özil
◉ 198 - Trent Alexander-Arnold
◎ 245 - Eden Hazard
◎ 278 - Juan Mata
◎ 431 - Jordan Henderson

TAA finishes 2022/23 with more assists (9) than any other defender. 📦

Squawka

Liverpool’s 67 points in 2022/23 is the lowest tally from Jürgen Klopp's seven full Premier League seasons in charge of Liverpool.

Time for the rebuild… 👷‍♂️

Squawka

Bruno Fernandes created the most chances during the 2022/23 Premier League season (119).

O Magnifico. 🪄

The most exciting season of the Barclays premier league season is over.

Chelsea, Arsenal and Leicester presented us some of the most bizarre statistics from the history of the league.
This is bringing you some stats you may have missed from the 2022/2023 premier league season.

Stay with me.

Squawka

In his first season, Erik ten Hag has equalled Man Utd’s all-time club record for most home wins in a single campaign:

◎ 27 - 2002/03
◉ 27 - 2022/23

The Fortress of Dreams. 🏰

StatmanDave

David de Gea has now saved 6 Premier League penalties out of 39 that he has faced.

Big save.