₦airaland Forum

Harkinholar18:
no na
some people couldnt login yesterday bc it was showing invalid input or not selected for the test. im talking bout these type of error

Not like we can fix those errors anyway.

Harkinholar18:
una even get luck bc you guys will know what to expect and possible know how to tackle some glitches

LoL! Like we are going to tackle the back end glitches?

sexiestharam:
I don't think any of us for Tuesday actually submitted anything. The NDLEA site is swift now but we cannot even log in! NDLEA, na wa o!

Mine is slated for today but I can't login. There's a message saying they are still batching those for the test. Asked to try again in a few hours.

Sendaros2000:
i think the answer is C

shouldnt that be D rather?

More like meeting your target for the day.

ezenwaez:
Npower batch c stream 1 beneficiaries that have completed their Npower account validation process, and Npower batch c stream 1 beneficiaries without payment issues but expecting their stipend should kindly exercise patience, pending payments for Npower batch C1 would commence duly.

This guy, you should have ended it at the screening stage. Now your posts are so meaningless and useless at the same time. Just chill.

Preshivano01:
Under development, poverty.....

I stand to be corrected.

Shouldn’t we be looking at the budget for the NDLEA also? I think that should be the economic cost since that money is used to fight drug use and crimes.

Statmandave

Newcastle have conceded a Premier League Own Goal for the first time this season. Nottingham Forest and Everton are now the only teams who haven't scored an own goal in the Premier League this season.

Oops. 🫣

WilliamHill

Most goals scored by an Arsenal midfielder in a single Premier League campaign:

✅ 15 - Cesc Fàbregas (09/10)
🆕 15 - Martin Ødegaard (22/23)

And they both did it wearing the armband.

Squawka

For the first time in Premier League history, two Arsenal players have scored 15+ goals in a single campaign.

◉ Gabriel Martinelli
◉ Martin Ødegaard

Martin²

Premier League

@Arsenal have kept 29 clean sheets against Newcastle in the #PL – no side has kept more against a specific opponent in the competition's history ❌

Banbanna:
You mean after downing 3 Guinness stouts, she was now seeing that bowl of washing water as Eva water?😸 Wonders! She really went wild that day.

funny enough she was only on the second bottle. She went wild. Played her the whole tape the following day and she said it was all she wanted, she needed it.

StepTwo:
StatmanDave

Ilkay Gundogan has broken the record for most successful passes in a Premier League game. The record was previously held by… Ilkay Gundogan:

🥇 ILKAY GUNDOGAN vs. Leeds 2023 - 170
🥈 Ilkay Gundogan vs. Chelsea 2018 - 167

The glue. 💫

OptaJoe

Most passes completed in a Premier League game since 2015/16:

◉ 178 - Rodri (vs West Ham)
◉ 170 - Gündoğan (vs Leeds)
◉ 167- Gündoğan (vs Chelsea)
◉ 166 - Gündoğan (vs Brighton)
◉ 164 - Fernandinho (vs Everton)

A City top five. 🖐️

Statmandave

Chelsea have now won 42 points in the Premier League this season and are mathematically safe from Relegation.

Staying up. 🔥🔥🔥

Squawka

Man City have now…

◉ Won their last 14 home games across all competitions
◉ Won their last 10 PL games
◉ Only dropped two points from the last 39 available

Smoking down the gunners

StatmanDave

Ilkay Gundogan has broken the record for most successful passes in a Premier League game. The record was previously held by… Ilkay Gundogan:

🥇 ILKAY GUNDOGAN vs. Leeds 2023 - 170
🥈 Ilkay Gundogan vs. Chelsea 2018 - 167

The glue. 💫

Squawka

Chelsea have now scored more goals against Bournemouth (3) than every other team combined since sacking Graham Potter (2).🙃

Squawka

Passes completed in the first half between Man City and Leeds:

◉ 92 - Ilkay Gundogan
◉ 60 - Manuel Akanji
◉ 57 - Aymeric Laporte
◉ 51- Rico Lewis
◉ 47 - Nathan Ake


◉ 47 - Leeds United

Big Sam is back. 😀

Squawka

Riyad Mahrez is the 21st player in Premier League history to provide 60 assists in the competition and the first African player to do so.

The Algerian Wizard. 🇩🇿

StatmanDave

Chelsea have now conceded 13 goals in 7 games under Frank Lampard.

Leaky at the back. 🚰

After several attempts she agreed to go out with me. I asked her to pick a location and she picked a particular guesthouse that has a nice bar, I asked why she picked the guesthouse and she said she was so happy that day and needed to feel nasty. We got there she drank two guiness stout and later ordered plate of fish pepper soup and a 3rd guiness stout. The waitress brought a bowl of water for her to wash her hand before eating the pepper soup and she did something that shook everyone- she drank the water. There was first, silence and then the laughter that followed. Mahn! Even she started laughing.

StepTwo:
Elsewhere

StatmanDave

Today the Oldest person to ever manage in the Premier League (Roy Hodgson) will face the Youngest person to ever manage in the Premier League (Ryan Mason):

🗓️ 12th June 1991:
Roy Hodgson took Neuchatel Xamax to 2nd place in the Swiss Super League. 🇨🇭

🗓️ 13th June 1991:
Ryan Mason was born. 👶

Generation game. 💫

43 - There are 43 years and 308 days between Ryan Mason and Roy Hodgson's ages, the biggest gap between two managers facing off in Premier League history.

Generations.

Elsewhere

StatmanDave

Today the Oldest person to ever manage in the Premier League (Roy Hodgson) will face the Youngest person to ever manage in the Premier League (Ryan Mason):

🗓️ 12th June 1991:
Roy Hodgson took Neuchatel Xamax to 2nd place in the Swiss Super League. 🇨🇭

🗓️ 13th June 1991:
Ryan Mason was born. 👶

Generation game. 💫

Squawka

Frank Lampard's last ten games as a manager:

❌ 1-4
❌ 3-1
❌ 1-2
❌ 2-0
❌ 1-0
❌ 2-0
❌ 1-2
❌ 0-2
❌ 0-2
❌ 3-1

The last English manager to lose more consecutive matches with top-flight clubs was Herbert Bamlett with Man Utd in 1930 (14). 😬

Squawka

Leeds United broke the Premier League record for the most goals conceded in a calendar month in April (23), beating the previous record of 20, also set by Leeds.

May starts with an away trip to... Manchester City 🫣

Torpedo23:

Chelsea were no test at all. Let's watch the kid go up against a real team at Saint James' Park before we start praising him abeg.
His acid test beckons!

Lol! You no get solution

Squawka

Chelsea have now lost more Premier League games since sacking Thomas Tuchel than they did during his time in charge.

◎ Under Tuchel: 11 defeats (63 games)
◉ After Tuchel: 12 defeats (27 games)

Whoops. 🤪

Torpedo23:
Wait till after Newcastle before you start flattering him. He will definitely start!

You complained about his inclusion in the line-up for this match. He went above your expectations and you’ve shifted the complaint to Newcastle game.

Are you in any way related to Muhammadu Buhari?

StepTwo:
StatmanDave

Jakub Kiwior’s game by numbers vs. Chelsea:

93% pass accuracy
71 touches
7 ball recoveries
4 clearances
3 interceptions
1 aerial duel won
1 block
1 tackle won

Excellent in his first PL start. 🔥

Torpedo23 , what were we saying again?

StatmanDave

Jakub Kiwior’s game by numbers vs. Chelsea:

93% pass accuracy
71 touches
7 ball recoveries
4 clearances
3 interceptions
1 aerial duel won
1 block
1 tackle won

Excellent in his first PL start. 🔥

StatmanDave

0 & 150 - @Arsenal have gone unbeaten in London derbies in a Premier League season for the first time since 2004-05; tonight they also became the first side to win 150 Premier League London derbies. Capitalised.

OptaJoe

0 & 150 - @Arsenal have gone unbeaten in London derbies in a Premier League season for the first time since 2004-05; tonight they also became the first side to win 150 Premier League London derbies. Capitalised.

OptaJoe

55-0 - Gabriel Jesus has now scored in 55 Premier League matches and never ended on the losing side when doing so (W50 D5) – this is the most times a player has scored in a game in the competition without ever losing, surpassing James Milner (54). Charm.