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captainmilk:
Proud Chemical Engineer ... If Physics is the Butter,then engineering is the sandwich

#studying Chem Engr Futo, is the closest tin to hell on earth...#

mrphysics:
oga drop the name Abeg. I want to know him. And the set sir.

Jamoon j (james C. 0). Best grad student 2005

All course in d university could be difficult or less difficult depending on d lecturers....trust me no just try phy and astro for unn,#a friend of mine was made to stay 8 yrs in dat dept cause he refused kneeling down when a prof told him to during a class.... while in futo my broda no course just easy!

dannewlife:
FUTO nko ?

When ama nduka visit dem dey go understand!...#FuTo iRep

Smellymouth:
Funny enough, u can lie oo

Would u love me to tell you his name...he is currently lecturing there...d following year a lady whom during her final year got pregnant also ended up graduating with 1.1 ....just so u still doubting..its a hard course but not an impossible one.

When my bro was still studying dis course in d uni...wheneva I go 2 visit him...d kind prayers u go dey hear en frnds dey pray for Nyt..."oh lord why av u forsaken me " tough course to study plus sadistic lecturers

Funny enough my bro use 1st class grad for dis dept.....

Joblessness personified

1. Longer lifespans.
Nostradamus predicted that people born in 2016 will be able to live for more than 200years and that 80 will be the new 50. Good news for all the new years babies.
2. The western world will abolish taxes.
In 2016, a great revolt will end taxes forever. Maybe President Trump, in his admiration for Somalia's economy, will make it so.
3. You'll need a permit to have kids.Talk about taking Planned Parenthood to a new level. The seer predicted that by 2016, you would need a license and permit to bear children.
4. Massive earthquakes.
In particular, a huge earthquake will strike the western United States. The quake will be felt all over the world.
5. World War III
In 2016, WWIII will begin. It will last for 27 years. The war will begin with the appearance of a comet in the sky.
6. Vesuvius will erupt.
Nostradamus predicted it but scientists disagree. Mount Vesuvius has been rather quiet for the last 72 years and is expected to stay that way.
7. Humanity will make peace with animals."Pigs will become a brother to man," the seer wrote of 2016. Some believe that this is an indication humanity will stop butchering animals. Some think this means we'll develop technology to talk to our pets.
8. A world language will appear.“After the invention of a new engine, the world will be like inthe days before Babel." Many think the engine in question is the Internet and that the technology will eventually create one world language.
Make we sit down dey watch!!

Story of poor old henry!
One day, his wife, who had very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well-groomed.
The man felt very sorry and said no. He explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch he had just broken.
She did not insist on her request.The man went to work and passed by a watchshop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife.He came home in the evening with the comb in his hand ready to give to his wife.
He was surprised when he saw his wife with avery short hair cut.She had sold her hair and was holding a new watch band.Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions, but for the reciprocity of their love.
MORAL: To love is nothing, to be loved is something but to love and to be loved by the one you love,that is EVERYTHING. Never take love for granted.

The worst part is actually trying to convince d girl u like dat u are single..that's like reading nuclear physics to crèche pupils.
Hans plus my Acct balance! Wait till u see my headache!

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