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Caution ya lower lips before you lose both ends, bootycall aint that the name for this? i mean you only feel lust or perhaps the bloke performed well but if thats the issue ya guy can always learn if only youll open up and teach him. . . you didnt mention receiving cash from this dude so i guess you aint feeling this way cos of his cash or connections . . . incase you havent heard ''husband scarce for market''

The best thing you can do to your partner is leave them when you no longer love them.

Olopa

All you need is to get into her head to the point she calls your name whenever she wants to call the real guy (if theres any)

Can Lekan Introduce My Babe?










B O X E S

Awan obo wa 'loko mi










Anything long is what Monkeys like (yoruba)

Cyprus Alarmed Nigerian Navy Yesterday










L I L L Y

S: Played by humans
D: The former,competitors face each other; the latter, competitors face same direction









Lover and sexmate

Yeah same.










Forget ya morning prayers?

Lol. No

S: Both beautifies the garden
D: One is more appreciated by females









Write and Right

Weekend lol










You?

Are you saying he's got some eye problem ?

Guess what?











[size=4pt]Yeah sure you guessed it[/size].

Court Refused Authorizing Zoology Yesterday










L U N G S

Ah! Granny gat a cursh already. . .

S: Both genres of music
D: One's slower









Laptop and Desktop

Prisonners Only Understand Negativity& Destruction










G R A E M

Olboy that ya difference na da bomb mehn so te you speak pidgin lol

S: They are both footballers
D: One's set of teeth is better than the other 







Signature and Thumbprint

Last time i went for confession










Switch off ya phone cos of a call you didnt wanna answer?

goodass:
me kwul, ow forum games dey tap?ur babes nko?

Dem de oh, your end nko? easter should come again oh

@post
The birthday gist is it real?

S: Protect the entrance into a building
D: Come across one before the other/ One opens both ways while the has only one side










Fluorescent and Bulb

Goody goody, im aiight men been awhile hows you?

S: They are both professional courses
D: They have different line of work









Boxers and Pants

Someone's having a birthday?

Christiana, Chicago, Chair, Cashew










R

Patrick, Portugal, Pot, Potato


Its spose to be name, place, thing, food remember mami?





I

French Retards Occupied Zambia's Embassy


mami, you answer to the five letters word the person above leaves behind then leave yours behind like i did the person above you




K I O S K

Forgot your alphabet?






S:

S- Both are acquired from institutions

D- One is acquired before the other







Plane and Bird

[size=2pt]If she can pronounce [/size] [size=14pt]YES[/size]

Z: Zack, Zaria, Zinc, Zucchini






H

Forgot to add yours?
Common we all gan need something to crack




Biro and Pencil